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Clips from Reservation Dogs - F*ckin' Rez Dogs (S01E01)

"Took all of them, too."
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"Old lady Louise, she had her"
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"weed edibles‐‐ you know, for her cataracts‐‐"
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"stolen right off her front porch."
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"I think I'm having a heart attack."
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"Yo, I need to call my mom."
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"‐(vomits) ‐I don't feel shit."
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"Who steals from an old lady?"
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"It's no good."
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"And the graffiti."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Y'all haven't seen anything like that?"
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"Penises and boobies and whatnot?"
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"WILLIE JACK: No."
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"BIG: Huh."
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"No."
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"All right."
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"You know,"
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"tell you the truth..."
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"that's not what I'm most worried about."
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"I am more concerned about the other things"
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"that I've been noticing."
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"Yeah."
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"Supernatural stuff."
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"You know old man Fixico,"
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"down at the end of the village?"
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"‐Uh‐huh. ‐BIG: Ah,"
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"claims he saw the Deer Lady"
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"walking around."
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"Deer Lady ain't been seen"
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"in these parts in a long time. (exclaims)"
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"My uncle was married to Deer Lady"
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"for, fuck, like, three years?"
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"‐Bullshit. ‐That's what he said."
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"Got dirty pictures, apparently."
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"(grunts)"
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"(sighs)"
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"Hey, say, Bear."
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"(grunts) Is your mama home?"
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"No, she just left."
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"Well, you tell her Big stopped by."
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"Yeah."
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"(exclaims)"
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"‐WILLIE JACK: Hey. ‐Shut up. Shut up."
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"WILLIE JACK: I'll snag your mom."
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"‐Ooh. ‐Fuck off, man."
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"‐That's not what's happening. ‐(car door closes)"
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"(laughs)"
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"♪ ♪"
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"ELORA: Okay, we should try and spend"
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"only two dollars apiece on catfish."
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"And if my math's correct,"
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"then we could be in California as soon as two months."
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"For real? That soon?"
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"Yes. That soon."
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"I just thought it would take longer."
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"(hip‐hop music playing)"
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"(engine revving)"
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"‐Put the money away. Put the money away. ‐Shit."
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"'Sup, puto?"
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"'Sup, bitches?"
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"♪ ♪"
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"JACKIE: This is our street, bitches!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"(man singing)"
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"Aho! Young Warrior."
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"Looks as though you've tasted the white man's lead."
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"‐It's only paintballs. ‐I have had"
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"many brothers and sisters meet the same fate in my time."
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"Are you Crazy Horse"
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"‐or Sitting... ‐No, no, no."
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"(chuckles): I'm not one of those awesome guys."
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"No, I'm more of your, uh..."
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"I'm more of your unknown warrior."
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"Yeah. You know my name?"
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"William Knife‐Man. (exclaims)"
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"I was at the Battle of Little Bighorn. That's right."
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"I didn't kill anybody, but I fought bravely."
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"Well, I didn't actually fight."
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"I actually didn't even get into the fight itself."
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"I came over that hill real rugged, like... (exclaims)"
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"Saw Custer like that."
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"That yellow‐hair. He was sitting there."
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"Son of the morning star, that guy right there."
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"Fuck, I really hated him."
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"So I went after him. But then the damn horse"
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"hit a gopher hole."
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"Fucking rolled over and squashed me."
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"I died there."
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"This horse, actually."
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"Little shit."
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"And now I'm meant to travel the spirit world,"
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"find lost souls like you."
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"The spirit world is cold."
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"My nipples are always hard."
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"I'm always hungry."
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"Got it."
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"Being a warrior is not always easy."
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"You and your thuggy‐ass friends‐‐"
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"what are you doing for your people?"
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"It's easy to be bad."
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"It is hard to be a warrior with dignity."
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"Remember that."
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"In my time, we gave everything."
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"We died for our people."
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"We died for our land."
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"What are you gonna fight for?"
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"(exclaims)"
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"(laughs) I'm just fucking with you."
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"But for real, though."
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"Listen to what I said."
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"Marinate on that. Aho."
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"Let's go. Ha!"
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"‐(horse neighs) ‐(chuckles)"
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"(grunts) No!"
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"Fuck."
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"‐WILLIE JACK: Sober up. ‐(man whoops)"
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"‐Dang. They came through straight blasting! ‐(chuckles)"
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"‐Bam! ‐Sound like Mars Attacks!"
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