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Clips from Reservation Dogs - F*ckin' Rez Dogs (S01E01)

"Tat‐tat‐tat! Tat‐tat‐tat‐tat!"
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"‐(Bear groans) ‐Who the fuck was that?"
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"Are y'all more spirits?"
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"No, man. It's Mose and Mekko."
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"We got the same uncle."
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"I'm gonna go get those dickheads back."
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"What kind of gang wears both red and blue?"
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"NDN mafia. Couldn't make up their minds"
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"if they wanted to be Bloods or Crips more."
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"‐Maybe they're Blips. ‐Or maybe they're Cruds."
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"‐Hey! ‐Hey!"
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"Why not just wear purple?"
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"Who are they?"
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"‐Why they in the village? ‐MOSE: Oh, they're new."
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"The founder's auntie just moved over there by Keith's house."
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"‐And she fine, too. ‐Yeah. And they all cousins."
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"I guess some chick named Jackie"
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"with blonde hair was the leader of a gang"
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"‐in the city. ‐I heard about a bitch named Jackie at school."
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"And when she move here, they initiated her cousins."
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"They probably killed some people."
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"And they been looking for y'all."
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"‐Why they looking for us? ‐MEKKO: 'Cause they heard"
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"y'all were the reservation bandits."
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"‐Who told them that? ‐Fuck."
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"‐(clears throat) ‐Oh. (chuckles)"
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"‐That's my bad. See... ‐BEAR: Goddamn it."
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"‐Shit. ‐MOSE: I kind of told them y'all was the toughest in town,"
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"and they asked me what y'all gang name was."
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"‐And that's all I could think of. ‐BEAR: Man,"
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"why would you tell them we're in a gang, bro?"
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"‐I always wanted to be in a gang. ‐MEKKO: I guess"
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"they trying to take you off the throne now."
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"‐Take you out to powwow. Something. ‐MEKKO: Mm‐hmm."
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"They wanted us to join their gang too, but, uh,"
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"kind of want to see how this plays out."
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"‐Yo, be careful. They seem serious. ‐(chuckles)"
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"♪ We making 'em drop when the Glock go pop, pop, pop ♪"
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"‐♪ Bullets can't be stopped, I let 'em in, chop ♪ ‐Fuck."
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"MAN (in distance): Uh, order 24, you're up."
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"ROB: Hey, Cheese?"
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"If you're gonna steal something, you got to let me know, okay?"
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"So I can write it off on the books."
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"Great."
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"Thanks."
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"It's easy as that."
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"Extra tartar sauce."
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"‐(Elora grunts) ‐Y'all look beat to hell."
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"And you got mustard on your face."
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"‐I got shot. ‐CLEO: Ah. Mustard gun."
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"Y'all gonna turn into catfish, you eat so much of it."
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"(entry bell jingles)"
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"(door closes)"
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"ELORA: Hey."
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"‐He doesn't know it was us. ‐BEAR: You don't know that, man."
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"What if he seen us?"
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"ROB: Mississippi Miles, my man."
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"Is it true? You really taking off?"
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"Yep. Guess a truck can't get stole on your watch"
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"without management getting all pissed off."
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"Probably best with the run of bad luck I've had since."
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"My wife left me when she heard I lost my job."
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"‐Broke my heart. ‐ROB: I'm so sorry to hear that."
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"‐Could be worse, right? ‐MILES: Could it?"
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"‐She took everything. Now I'm bankrupted. ‐Hey. Don't."
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"MILES: Couldn't even afford to buy no food."
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"Only thing left in the house was a bag of sugar."
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"Now, you know what's gonna happen: diabetes."
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"And they talking about taking my foot off,"
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"and my toes are black."
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"I'm gonna lose my leg."
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"We wasn't designed to have one leg."
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"Ain't no flamingo."
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"Oh, you little piece of shit."
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"Think you gon' get away with that shit?"
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"Hell, no."
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"When I catch your ass,"
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"I'm gon' kick your ass."
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"Rob, it's been a rough week."
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"Probably won't be around much longer in this world."
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"And the bad guy gang's gon' get you."
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"The meth head gang's gon' get you."
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"But it could be worse."
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"Yeah, I guess it..."
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"guess it could be."
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"Tell you what, you come back on your way out,"
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"and maybe I'll give you a tank of gas"
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"‐or something. ‐MILES: Hell, yeah."
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"You take care of yourself, Rob."
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"Enjoy your life, young 'uns."
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"The smiles. The laughter."
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"The little things that make you happy."
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"'Cause out the blue,"
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"some ruffians could jack your damn truck,"
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"and life take a different turn."
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"Snap of your finger."
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"(sniffs) Yeah."
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"(entry bell jingles)"
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"(door closes)"
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"BEAR: Fuck off."
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"Holy..."
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"What you mean?"
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"I don't know. You've been acting weird again."
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"Probably depressed. Did you know"
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"depression affects one in five Native Americans?"
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"‐You want to go hit a lick, bro? ‐BEAR: No, I'm good."
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"And, no, I'm not depressed, either."
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"I am."
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"It's all good, bro."
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"Don't y'all feel bad?"
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"WILLIE JACK: All the time. Fuck, weren't you listening? Shit."
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"Bad about what?"
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"BEAR: Just all the crimes we do, you know?"
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"Like the driver."
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"We really ruined that guy's life. For real."
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"I mean, right now, they're probably cutting off his legs"
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"from the diabetes we gave him. What if we're the bad guys here?"
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"You know?"
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"I think we should give the money back."
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