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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Booger Nights (S03E03)

"- No, we were just... - We're not circle-jerking."
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"Although this would be the room to do it in."
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"Where the weed at? Bring it, baby. Bring it."
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"- He's back. - Party beast."
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"What are you dick gymnasts squawking about, anyway?"
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"Oh, man, I don't know."
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"We just want to be the stars of the roast, but that Montez guy..."
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"- he has so many snaps. - Yeah."
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"- 'Tez is a cartoon character. - Mm-hmm."
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"I don't find him funny."
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"Yeah, I mean, t-these people..."
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"they're not gonna understand my party tricks."
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"I've got party tricks. I have this one where I eat"
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"60 ketchup packets, and then I don't vomit."
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"I will tell you the secret to a good roast."
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"Know your target, inside and out,"
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"- and then hit 'em where it hurts! - Whoa."
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"- I thought he was gonna hit me. - He's right."
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"Montez knows Bill way better than we do."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but he knows work Bill."
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"He doesn't know the real Bill, weekend Bill."
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"- We gotta get to know weekend Bill. - Weekend Bill."
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"We've gotta get to know weekend Bill."
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"Wait, who's Bill, again?"
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"{pub}The reason Wayne's World works"
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"is because it takes place in the real world."
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"- I touched that. - It's about real dudes."
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"Comedy is not about jokes."
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"Did you guys see how I just touched that?"
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"- It's about shedding light... - It's like ten feet in the air."
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"- And Austin Powers does that. - Here, shh! Here it is."
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"- Come on. - Number eight."
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"Holy yoga, dude! He's a yoga dude."
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"Oh, we can destroy him. No one likes yoga dudes."
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"♪ Guru! ♪"
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"Dude, it funny because, like, girls do yoga, and he's a guy,"
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"- and he's doing yoga. - Yeah, that is why it's funny."
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"- Right? - Yeah, we're really finding,"
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"you know, the depth of the comedy."
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"- We're really digging deep. - Right. What's he doing..."
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"Now, though?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Naked yoga."
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"What?"
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"Oh, my God, he's a "naked yoga" guy."
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"Wait, is he... God, he's sucking it."
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"Yes! We're gonna skewer him with this!"
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"Ugh."
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"You really think we can make fun of him for this?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"What are you talking about? This is amazing."
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"He's like a superhero. We can't reveal his superpowers."
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"I'm sorry. Does this not come across to you as just"
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"the gayest thing you've ever seen?"
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"I think it's gay not to sip your own tip."
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"That means you don't like blow jobs that much,"
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"and that's, like, the gayest thing in the world."
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"Right."
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"Uh, guys, I think he's about to..."
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"okay, let's take a lap. Let's take a lap."
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"What's he doing?"
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"I know exactly what that is."
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"It's medical cream for eczema, without a doubt."
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"Okay, so he's a street performer with eczema."
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"- This is... Sad. - This is great!"
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"We have so much good stuff for the roast."
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"What? What's funny about unlimited self-blow jobs"
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"and getting paid to do the robot?"
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"Nothing."
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"I'm jealous of this dude."
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"We're coming up dry."
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"We can't make fun of him for this."
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"I'm not doing this again, dude."
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"Just tell me what you want."
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"Jesus Christ! Okay, fine, ham?"
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"Is that what you want?"
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"Oh, no, this is just depressing."
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"Yeah, I'm sad too..."
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"Mostly hungry, actually."
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"Yeah. Ders, go order a pizza."
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"They don't serve pizza here."
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"It's a sandwich place."
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"Do you think they'll deliver pizza here,"
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"like, if we order from a pizza place?"
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"Do you have a punch card?"
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"You punched this yourself, didn't you?"
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"All right, you know what? Get out. We're done."
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"Beat it."
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"Don't take that sandwich! I will call the cops!"
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"Hey, hang on a second, hang on a second."
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"I'll pay for his food. Look, he's..."
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"He's my dad, so I'm very embarrassed."
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"I'm sure your dad's embarrassed you from time to time."
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"No, he hasn't. He's... he has great judgment."
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"He would never do something like this."
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"You've been following me all day?"
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"Eh, since, like, 9:00 a.m."
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"So you saw me...?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Yes. You've gotta teach me how to do that."
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"Believe me, you don't wanna go down that road."
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"It's the only road I want to go down."
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"Anyway, look,"
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"we're just looking for dirt on you,"
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"so we can beat Montez at roasting."
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"I hate this stupid roast. I already know I'm a loser."
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"I don't need the whole office telling me so."
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"- You got a bunch of... - Montez is ruthless."
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"- I don't even want to go. - Whoa, whoa, okay."
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"That means we don't get to roast."
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"Bill, what you're forgetting here is that..."
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"You're the guest of honor, right?"
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"- Yeah. - So you get the last word."
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"We can take Montez down together."
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"Yep."
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"What about that dickhead Jet Set?"
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"You teach me how to..."
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"Myself, and we've got a deal."
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"Well, you gotta be big."
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"Holy Moly."
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