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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Booger Nights (S03E03)

"Oh, cool, that's physically impossible, so nuts."
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"No, Derch, physics have nothing to do with it."
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"- She was a human hero. - Well, how'd she die?"
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"Gunfire... cops shot her."
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"- Oh. - What?"
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"Yeah."
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"- Whoa, what the fug? - You have 20 minutes"
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"to clean this up."
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"What? We didn't do this."
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"- What are these, capes? - All right, who was it?"
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"Your mama."
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"Waymond, you're being uncharacteristically quiet."
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"Did you do this to us? Is this your doing?"
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"'Cause if you did, we're gonna come back at you..."
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"So hard."
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"That's right, 'cause anybody who comes at us..."
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"Know that we come back at you twice as hard."
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"- Preach. - That's right."
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"You want us to come hard? You got us to come hard!"
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"- So seriously guys... - I come hard in my sleep!"
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"- All right, all right. Waymond... - I will shit on you!"
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"Here's the deal. Waymond, you gotta fess up,"
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"unless you want three dudes on top of you coming hard."
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"- In three, two... - Bazinga!"
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"- You guys do this? - B-rad is back, baby, yes!"
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"- Oh, he's coming up top. - Yeah, get him out of here."
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"There we go. There we go."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, we're giving birth."
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"Giving birth to a B-rad."
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"- All right, man! - There he is."
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"Everybody, dust him off."
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"B-rad, it's good to see you, man."
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"- You're looking pretty fit. - Looking good, dude."
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"What are you doing in town?"
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"Also, why'd you come at me so hard, bro?"
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"You came at us so hard with all these popcorn... s."
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"It was a joke, you bitch!"
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"- Whoa. Shots fired. - I'm in town"
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"to do a ride-along with the police,"
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"'cause I'm writing a cop novel."
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"- Cool. - Wow."
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"- Gritty stuff. - I bet, dude."
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"But Alice wanted me to stop by for the roast."
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"- Roast? What roast? - Yeah."
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"Oh, Monday is Bill's"
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"20th anniversary of working at Telamericorp,"
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"so we're roasting him."
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"- Cool. Yeah. - Oh, nice."
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"All right, so, like, how many snaps should we write?"
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"Yeah, can we work blue? Can we cuss?"
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"And also, who's Bill?"
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"Oh, actually, Alice said you guys don't get to do the roast."
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"- Really? - Uh, why wouldn't"
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"the three funniest guys in the office be roasting him?"
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"You're not funny."
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"I'm not funny? Me?"
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"Adam, "The... The Laugh Ki... The Laugh... uh..."
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"Giver" Demamp. - Mm-hmm."
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"I know all 101 sick jokes for twisted kids."
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"Oh, Alice, you want to know the difference"
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"between a pile of dead babies and a pile of sand?"
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"I don't eat sand."
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"Fine. Whatever."
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"- You'll let us roast? - Yes."
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"Yes! Nice."
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"- Yes. - So cool. I got this thing..."
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"Hey, you honestly don't think I'm funny?"
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"Just me, not talking about those guys."
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"You've honestly never said one thing I have ever found"
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"at all funny, bro."
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"What do you know about funny?"
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"Chicks aren't funny. Dudes are funny."
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"Hangover 2 rules. Bridesmaids drools."
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"I don't care what anybody says."
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"We're the funniest people in this office."
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"- Funnier than that dad. - I'm funnier than she is."
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"Got a subscription to "Suicide Illustrated!""
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"Wait."
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"Now Bill is trying to get a snack?"
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"Bill! You still gonna end up eating what you always eat."
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"Your big-ass boogers in your nose!"
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"Hey, you know, I see what you're doing, Bill."
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"He's trying to make jokes about you, but it's, uh..."
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"it's "snot" funny."
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"It... it is... it's snot funny."
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"- Snot. - I said "snot,""
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"because the boogers... With the snot."
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"- Hey, uh... - What the..."
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"Bill's so bald, right? He looks like he, uh..."
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"like he's a cancer patient!"
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"Death bed!"
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"This dude, um, he's a human..."
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"One time, I seen that motherfucker dookie in his drawers!"
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"Dookie! Dookie!"
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"♪ Dookie in your drawers, Bill, dookie in your draw... ♪"
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"You know, maybe Montez is right."
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"Maybe I'm not an hysterical dude."
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"- Hey! - I won't listen to it."
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"You are funny, okay?"
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"No one has given me more laughs in this world"
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"- than this guy. - Yeah."
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"Adam "the laugh giver" Demamp."
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"Yep."
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"- Thank you. - I mean, sure, Montez has"
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"- broad appeal, right? - Sure."
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"We'll give him that. But I'm sorry..."
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"I have a more refined, dry, British sense of humor,"
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"a la the funniest movie of all time, Austin Powers."
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"- No. - Oh, please! Funniest movie of all time,"
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"no questions, Wayne's World One."
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"No, sir."
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"You guys like the big blockbusters."
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"That's cool. That's fine. Me, personally..."
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"indie comedy."
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"That's what I'm into."
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"I'm talking about Indian comedy."
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"Very, very, very hot right now."
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"Love Guru? That's the future of comedy."
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"You guys are out of your minds."
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"I hope I'm not interrupting a circle jerk."
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