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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - Kara-Te (S01E01)

"Adult adam: In the '80s, a defining moment"
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"For every teenage boy was seeing the karate kid."
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"It kicked and punched and swept the leg of our hearts."
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"No one loved it more than my brother barry."
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"(gong sounding)"
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"(growling)"
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"Come at me! High block! Cobra strike!"
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"Fake left, go right! Ninja roll!"
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"Ah! It's okay. I'm okay."
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"Now throw a chop! (karate yell)"
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"I block that chop!"
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"I retaliate! High kick! Fist of fury!"
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"(rhythmic panting) oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"Death blow! Ah!"
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"Hmm, you know, I was thinking..."
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"It might be better if you didn't call out your moves first."
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"That's a great idea."
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"Sneak attack! Ah!"
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"Adult adam: Sure, my big bro had an inflated sense of skill,"
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"But in my house, my mother was the one who did the inflating."
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"She wore something we called "mom goggles.""
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"They made everything we did not just good, but spectacular."
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"Oh, look at you, my little kung fu master!"
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"(adam groaning) it's not kung fu. Stop!"
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"I do karate."
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"Bilingual and dangerous?"
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"Oh, you are just off-the-charts amazing, honey."
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"Oh! Ah!"
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"Adult adam: Most kids ignore their mom's high praise..."
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"(school bell rings) but barry wasn't most kids."
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"He really believed the hype."
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"Unfortunately, that confidence did not translate"
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"To his moves with the ladies."
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"Hi?"
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"Yo."
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"Locker strike! Hyah!"
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"Ow! Oh... Are you okay?"
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"I'm fine. My hands are like rocks."
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"But they're soft, too. And gentle."
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"Like baby ducks."
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"Weird. Man: All right, kids!"
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"That time of year again."
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"Holiday talent show. (laughs) eh?"
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"Nobody? Oh, my god, I love the talent show."
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"Oh, do ya now?"
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"Do ya now?"
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"Weird."
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"(chuckles) you're great. See ya later."
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"Adult adam: Barry had a plan in motion,"
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"And that night, he put it into action."
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"Good evening."
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"Glad you could all make it tonight."
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"What... What is this?"
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"Big announcement."
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"I've decided to do a karate routine at the school talent show."
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"Auditions are tomorrow."
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"Now I don't want to make too big a deal out of this,"
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"But I do believe it will be the greatest moment in the history of everything."
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"Oh, my goodness! What a wonderful idea!"
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"Murray, isn't this a wonderful idea?"
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"If I say yes, can I be out of the conversation?"
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"What about you, erica?"
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"You should absolutely do this talent thing."
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"I've heard you singing pat benetton in the shower."
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"Don't worry, guys. I'll be at the talent show..."
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"In the front row."
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"'cause my friends and I always go for a good laugh."
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"Go ahead! Bring all your hot friends."
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"I'll wow 'em with my moves."
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"Now, adam, chuck a dinner roll at my face."
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"Watch me deflect it. Come on."
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"No. No, not like that. Gentle."
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"And don't hit me in the face if you can..."
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"No... What are doing? Gently."
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"Let me get ready, okay? Come on."
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"Murray: Stop it! (yelling)"
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"Yes! What the hell?"
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"Like lightning! I'm like lightning!"
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"I knew you could do it! I knew you could do it!"
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"♪ I'm twisted up inside"
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"♪ but nonetheless I feel the need to say"
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"♪ I don't know the future"
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"♪ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪"
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"Adult adam: It was December 9th, 1980-something,"
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"And barry's holiday cheer was nowhere in sight."
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"(vacuum whirring loudly)"
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"(shouting inaudibly)"
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"(turns off vacuum)"
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"What's the point of anything?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. What's wrong?"
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"I didn't get into the talent show. I don't understand."
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"They rejected me. That literally makes no sense."
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"Everyone who auditioned got in but me."
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"I hear what you're saying, but I cannot wrap my mind around that."
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"Mr. Glascott said my routine was too inappropriate."
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"How is being a perfect karate angel inappropriate?"
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"Barry! Okay, I have been thinking."
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"Your karate routine..."
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"It needs a professional director."
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"That's me! A big idea guy."
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"Plus, I've seen a million karate movies."
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"Are you crying? (voice breaks) no."
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"(gasps) no! They're warrior's tears, and it doesn't matter!"
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"The school said no!"
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"I'll never cobra strike again!"
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"(sobbing) ugh! This isn't fair!"
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"Adult adam: At that moment, there was only one thing"
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"Running through my mom's mind."
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"(door slams shut)"
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"No one tells my baby he can't cobra strike."
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"Mr. Glascott!"
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"I need to speak to you immediately."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I have an important morning meeting"
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"With the kids from the math club."
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"The nerds can wait."
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"My son, barry goldberg cannot."
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"Are you... Beverly goldberg?"
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"Oh, yes, I am."
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"Tell me, what kind of educator"
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"Stomps on the dreams of his students?"
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