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Clips from Veep - Frozen Yoghurt (S01E01)

"Should I just put this right here?"
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"- Yeah, just put it down, okay? - Thank you."
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"Um..."
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"If we could just have some quiet, please. Thank you very much."
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"Quiet."
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"Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"We come here today in togetherness"
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"and in hope... certainly hope..."
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"for the swift recovery of this great, great president"
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"who has been a..."
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"faultless G.P.S."
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"in guiding our nation."
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"We stand here today with courage in our hearts..."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ."
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"Let us pray."
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"Holy mother of God and sweet Jesus Christ."
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"- Where is she? - I apologize."
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"We'll have some information soon for you, okay, Anthony?"
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"And you know what? You guys can just act naturally like you'd normally act."
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"- Great. Brilliant normalizing. - I'm normal."
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"- Yes, sir. Where is she, Dan, huh? - I don't know."
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"My balls are comprehensively busted here."
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"- I'm down to my reserve pair. - Look, Mike, I've got Sue."
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"She's gonna call me any second. Just give me a fucking break."
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"Oh, bingo, Amy. I guess I'll fill you in."
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"Amy, what the duck?"
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"That screaming, falling sound"
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"is my fucking patience going out the window."
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"Sue?"
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"Okay, Dan, listen up. This is very important."
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"The veep has gone to the White House."
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"The President is having a heart attack."
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"Dan, look at me with your stupid eyes."
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"Stop talking to that man, Dan. Stop talking to that man and focus."
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"Sue, can you please just repeat that part on more time for me?"
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"Selina is currently the most powerful woman in the world."
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"And obviously you cannot tell anyone this or she will have you destroyed."
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"- Understood? - Dan..."
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"You have to give me something right now."
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"Oh, fuck it, it's gonna break anyway. Yeah, as a matter of fact,"
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"- Selina Meyers... - Is gonna come here in a second"
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"and order Jamaican rum with sprinkles."
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"Okay, your working life"
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"just got 80% more fucked! Okay?"
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"From now on, you bleached, plucked asshole,"
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"I am your fucking siamese stalker."
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"Mike, always a pleasure to see you be a stupid asshole."
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"I'm hearing some language that I don't like."
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"- Yeah? - What are you saying?"
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"- Forget it. - No, wait a minute. What are you saying?"
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"- What is he talking about? - Nothing. Nothing."
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"No, you guys live in your own little world"
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"with your heads stuck up your Capitol Hill asses."
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"And you, you gay, Irish fireman... you, you're okay."
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"But you, you I do not like."
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"- Amy. - Yeah?"
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"If Gary is sick,"
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"I'm gonna need a temporary body man."
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"Sure. Oh, and I told Sue to drop the yoghurt store."
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"I don't have room in my head for yoghurt."
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"Madam Vice President, we've been asked to tell you"
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"that you may stand down. The President is fine."
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"Well, that's terrific news."
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"- Thank God. - Mm-hmm."
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"Crossed wires. Potus just suffered heartburn"
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"after a traditional barbecue at the state function."
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"Are you absolutely sure that..."
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"No, the President is..."
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"back in charge of the G.P.S."
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"Super. Super."
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"Oh, and I'm sorry. I just spoke to Mike."
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"Yup."
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"He said that you were needed down at a yoghurt store."
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"It was something about damage control."
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"Yeah."
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"It's been an honor to serve such an accomplished understudy, ma'am."
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"- Are you gonna take those with you? - What?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Should I give that to you?"
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"- Thank you. - Here's a pen."
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"I'll put it back. Do you want me to put it here?"
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"- That's fine. Great. - Okay."
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"- Thank you. - Thank you."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Ma'am, we spent a nice afternoon bonding"
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"with these owners. They're lovely people."
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"A lot of the online guys are still here."
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"Online? Are you serious?"
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"Yeah. It's much more relevant."
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"I've been telling Dan this for years."
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"- Wow, I do not feel good. I feel bad. - You kidding?"
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"Really? Like, where does it hurt?"
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"I don't know. It's hard to define exactly."
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"Where did Gary's thing start?"
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"His started in, like, in his stomach."
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"- It did start in his stomach? - He lost color right away, though."
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"- And you still look... - You look great."
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"- Do I? - You look beautiful."
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"Thank you. Okay."
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"Yeah, but aren't dairy products bad for your stomach?"
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"You've got to eat the yoghurt now."
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"I mean, there will be cameras on you."
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"- This is life dairy defcon 1. - Yeah, hi."
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"Madam Vice President, this is Anthony Holland,"
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"- the owner of the store. - How do you do?"
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"Madam Vice President welcome to Super Scooper."
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"Thank you. Thank you so much."
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"I thought we'd do the photo over here, if that's okay."
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"Sure. Do you have any"
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"Jamaican rum flavor?"
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"I'm sorry, I don't."
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"And I've also thrown out all of the Strawberry-Selina."
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"- Oh. - It had a bad taste."
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"Oh, that's a shame to hear that."
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"All I have left is vanilla."
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"- Okay. - I hope you like that."
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"- That'll be fine. - Members of the media."
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"This is the media here. Come on in, guys."
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"- Just this? - Yeah."
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"- You guys will be right here. - Oh, that's fantastic."
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"Yeah, well, it would have been better about two hours ago."
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