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Clips from Seinfeld - The Stall (S05E05)

"- Is she coming up? - Yeah."
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"Your breath is a little garlicky. You better take some gum."
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"- Okay. - Here, have a couple pieces."
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"It's weak. Weak gum. Yeah."
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"- Have some more. For the road. - Isn't that too much?"
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"Trust me. Believe me."
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"- It's good. Yes. - Smells?"
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"Yeah. Stinks. Terrible."
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"- Hi, Elaine. - Hi."
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"How are you? This is Jane. Elaine."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"Nice to meet you finally."
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"It is so nice to meet you."
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"I look forward to Saturday night."
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"Yeah, me too."
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"- Okay, so I'll see you Saturday night. - Saturday night."
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"What is with the gum?"
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"It's a big problem. She puts like four pieces in her mouth. It's ridiculous."
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"I don't think we can get together Saturday."
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"- Because of the gum? - Well, it's too much. It's embarrassing."
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"- Why does she chew so many? - She always has to be different."
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"- She's in there. I can hear her. - All right, who's gonna tell her?"
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"- You tell her. - It was your fault."
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"If you hadn't come, it wouldn't have happened!"
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"I was the one who was invited, you..."
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"- Well, look. Look who's here. - Hey!"
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"- What are you doing here? - You're alive!"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"- Did you have fun? - Yeah."
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"- Well... Yes. - For a little while."
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"Where's Tony?"
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"Kramer was supposed to tie a knot..."
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"- You were supposed to tie the knot. - What, did something happen?"
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"Well..."
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"...Tony took a bit of a tumble."
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"His face? Did something happened to his face?"
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"Well, it all depends on what you mean by "happen. ""
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"- He's alive. - Yeah."
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"What happened to his face? Tell me, what happened?"
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"Well, you see, he slipped and landed on a kind of a..."
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"- A rock. - Yeah."
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"- The ambulance got there quickly. - A big rock."
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"We rode with him to the hospital."
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"Yeah. I sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall. ""
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"Well, aside from that, how'd he like the sandwiches?"
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"So, what did the doctor say?"
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"They said..."
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"- They said I'm coming along. - Yeah."
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"But what else did they say?"
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"Well, let's see. They said:"
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""Tony, try to keep it clean. ""
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"Right. Yeah. No, I mean..."
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"...did they get into stuff like..."
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"...long, jagged scars..."
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"...or gross deformities, major skin grafts, stuff like that?"
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"I really don't remember. I was kind of out of it..."
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"...the first couple of days. I was on a lot of medication."
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"It was kind of like a haze. It was pretty cool."
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"But, you know, in this medicated haze..."
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"...in this sort of woozy state..."
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"...do you recall the words..."
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"..."radical reconstructive surgery" being uttered?"
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"I don't know. I don't know."
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"- Think, Tony. Think. - I'm drawing a blank, babe."
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"Excuse me."
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"- Hi, Elaine. - Yeah, this..."
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"- This isn't a very good time, George. - I just wanted..."
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"...to talk to Tony for a minute."
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"Step off, George. I don't want to see you."
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"- Me? Step off? - Yeah."
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"Tony says you better step off, George, so..."
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"But why? It wasn't my fault. L... You asked me for a sandwich. L..."
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"I made such delicious sandwiches, Elaine."
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"Just beat it, dude!"
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"Here, Elaine, here. It's Superman."
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"Tony, please. Next time, it'll just be the two of us."
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"There won't be any next time, George."
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"- Oh, Tony, don't. - Okay."
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"Step off, George, okay? Can you just step off? Step off."
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"Step off. Step off."
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"- George, wait, wait. - Yes?"
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"Would you throw this trash out?"
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"Oh, I've been waiting a while for this."
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"It's a shame Tony got all banged up."
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"We're not gonna be able to get together."
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"- Oh, that's too bad. What a shame. - Yeah, it is."
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"It's a damn shame. A damn shame."
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"- Maybe when he's feeling better. - Yeah. Without a doubt. I'm down."
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"- Oh, hey. How you doing? - Hey, hey."
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"- Jane, this is my neighbor, Kramer. - Oh, hey."
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"Hello, Kramer."
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"Well, hello, Jane."
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"Jerry's told me so much about you, I feel like I know you intimately."
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"I don't think so. No, we never met."
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"- I never talked to you on the phone. - Where you going?"
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"- Uptown. To the Y. - I'm going uptown. Wanna split a cab?"
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"What about the driver?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I changed my mind. Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna go now."
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"All right, I'll see you later. Nice meeting you."
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"See you."
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"- What's with you? - That's her."
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"- Who? - Erica! She's Erica!"
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"Oh, you think she's Erica, the phone-sex woman?"
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"Jerry, that voice is tattooed on my brain, it's her."
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"- I'm telling you, it's her! - Oh, you're crazy."
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"Am I? Or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?"
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"- It's impossible! - Is it?"
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"Or is it so possible that your head is spinning like a top?"
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"- It can't be! - Can't it?"
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"Or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?"
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"- All right. That's enough. - Yeah!"
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"He's supposed to get the bandages off on Sunday."
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"- What if? - What?"
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"You know:"
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"You're afraid he might look like Zippy the Pinhead."
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"Yeah. I mean, what is my obligation here?"
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"You know, we were just dating."
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"It was probably gonna be over in a couple of weeks anyway."
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"I thought you didn't care about his looks."
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