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Clips from Seinfeld - The Stall (S05E05)

"I lied."
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"Are you kidding? He's a mimbo. I know that."
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"But he's my mimbo. And even if he is a hideous freak..."
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"...maybe I can learn to love him."
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"And maybe in some final irony..."
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"...I'll learn what love really is."
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"You know, Jerry?"
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"I'm sorry. I didn't get most of that."
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"- Is that Kramer over there? - Yeah. Yeah."
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"Hey, Kramer."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- It's all set. - What's all set?"
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"Erica's gonna meet me here. Now we're gonna find out the truth."
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"- How'd you get her to meet you here? - We have a certain chemistry."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Hi. I thought I'd find you here."
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"- Hello, Erica. - Erica? What are you talking about?"
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"How could you say things like that over the phone?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Selling sexual pleasure on the phone?"
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"I sell paper goods, you jerk."
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"Paper goods?"
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"Excuse me. Do you have a tissue?"
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"No, I'm sorry. I can't spare it. There's just not enough to spare."
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"Where's the ladies' room?"
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"I have to go to the bathroom too."
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"Oh, damn."
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"Something wrong?"
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"Yeah, there's no toilet paper in here. I usually check. Would you mind?"
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"I can't. I don't have it. I don't have a square to spare."
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"I can't spare a square."
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"- I know you! - That's right, honey."
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"- And I know you! - No. Wait!"
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"No!"
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"- Here. Take it. - Thanks."
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"Don't call me anymore."
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"You either."
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"Now, of course, the thing is extreme sports. Bungee jumping."
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"To me, the bungee jumping is a sport, so is being a crash-test dummy."
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"Just leaning does not make it a sport."
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"It's like a Wile E. Coyote idea, isn't it?"
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"The thing I wonder about the skydiving..."
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"...is why do they even bother with the helmets?"
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"Can you almost make it?"
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"You might as well wear a party hat. What's the difference?"
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"You jump out of a plane 20,000 feet in the air..."
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"...the chute doesn't open, I got news for you:"
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"The helmet is now wearing you for protection."
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"Later on, the helmet is talking to the other helmets:"
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