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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Trampled Under Foot (S05E05)

"I'm telling you, the government has a car that runs on water, man."
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"They just don't want us to know, because then we'd buy all the water."
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"Then there'd be nothing left to drink but beer."
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"And the government knows that beer... will set us free."
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"Hyde, you told us about the car a million times."
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"Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am?"
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"I wish I had a lady made of pizza."
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"Or a pizza made of boobs!"
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"Yeah, hungry, check. Horny, check."
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"It's getting a little old, Fez."
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"God, I feel like I'm Luke Skywalker, you know?"
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"Remember when he was living on Tatooine before R2 and 3PO showed up?"
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"Just workin' on Uncle Owen's water farm all day."
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"Not even allowed to go into Toshie Station to pick up some power converters."
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"Boring."
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"Eric, enough with the Star Wars crap!"
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"Whenever you talk about that stuff, I frown."
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"And when I frown, my skin wrinkles."
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"And if I get wrinkles, my free ride is over."
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"And I like my free ride!"
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"Yeah, we get it. You're good looking."
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"Look, doesn't anybody have anything new to say?"
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"So there's this car that runs on water, man."
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"It runs on water, man!"
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"Okay, Nina, I brought you the special."
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"One small soda, one medium popcorn..."
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"and one large Fez, dark and sweet."
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"Fez, you know I've had a lot of fun hanging out with you."
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"Hey, 37 times of fun, to be exact."
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"It would've been 38, but you know- And then again, I apologize."
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"Now enjoy your meal. If you need me, I'll be smelling your neck."
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"Fe-Fez, I'm starting to feel like I need some space."
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"But I want you to know it's not you, it's me."
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"Okay. Well, I guess tonight I'll be doing number 12,377 of the other thing."
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"That's sort of gross."
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"Hey, it may be gross, but that's the way I learned how to count."
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"(Rock Group Singing)"
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"(Ends)"
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"Hello, Wisconsin!"
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"Six Million Dollar Man."
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"That's like a $20 jumpsuit and a $4 haircut."
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"Mmm. Where did all the money go?"
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"I think we've seen this episode. Yeah."
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"And we were sitting in these exact same seats when we saw it."
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"Actually, you were sitting over there."
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"I remember, 'cause I could see up your skirt."
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"You guys, we do the exact same thing every day."
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"TV, snack, nap. It's-"
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"You know what? This isn't a basement. This is a nursing home."
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"I know something new we could do. Jackie, Donna, get naked."
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"The rest of you guys back off and give us some room."
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"- Hello, friends of Fez. - Hi. Where's Nina?"
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"She don't wanna hang out with me tonight. She said she needed space."
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"- [All] Ooh! - Uh-oh."
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"That's the same sound you guys made when I told you I was gonna grow my bangs out."
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"Fez, when a girl says she needs space, that means that she's dumping you."
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"You don't understand. She said it was her and not me."
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"- [All] Oh! - That ain't good."
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"- Oh, what's the big deal? - Oh, man, I can't tell him."
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"This is a job for someone who's cold, heartless and just inhuman."
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"Jackie, go for it."
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"Fez, when a girl says, "It's not you, it's me"..."
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"what she really means is it's you."
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"- So I have really been dumped. - [Hyde] Yep."
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"And here's another tip. When a girl says she just wants to be friends..."
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"it means she wants you to do stuff for her, but she's not gonna put out."
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"So, you know, heads-up on that one."
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"Yep. Women'll screw you over every chance they get."
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"That and breast-feeding. It just comes natural to 'em."
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"So, Hadji's girlfriend finally came to her senses."
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"What happened? She didn't wanna be a fifth wife?"
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"[Laughing]"
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"- Hadji. - All right."
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"Well, it's her loss. The girls in my Friday night cribbage game..."
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"will be thrilled to have Fez back at the table."
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"You know what? At least Fez has a social life. Look at us."
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"We're hanging out with my parents."
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"Yeah, about that. Feel free to get the hell out."
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"Well, we can do better than this."
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"You guys, we're gonna graduate in two months..."
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"and there is a whole town out there just waiting for us."
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"We just have to, you know, grab the bull by the horns."
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"Okay, but I tell you this from experience."
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"If we're gonna mess with the bull, we better have an escape plan."
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"Well, what are the popular kids doing tonight?"
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"Well, I'll bet they're not hanging around with their parents..."
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"giving them snarky looks."
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"I remember when the Brady kids got bored..."
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"and then that fat kid Oliver showed up. [Chuckles]"
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"It just all turned around. They got in a pie fight and everything."
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"You know what? Kelso might actually be onto something."
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"Maybe we should look for someone new to hang out with."
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"All right! We're gettin' a fat kid!"
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"You know, instead of adding someone..."
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"maybe you should think about weeding out a few."
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"Like you and you and... you."
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"- I'm your son. - I can't play favorites."
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"You know, if you're looking for a new friend, how about Lance Crawford?"
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"He's such a nice boy."
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"Mom, Lance Crawford and I hate each other."
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"You're just obsessed with getting his mother's peach cobbler recipe."
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"Well, what kind of a woman keeps a recipe a secret?"
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"If that recipe were the polio vaccine, we'd all be in wheelchairs!"
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"I don't like Lance Crawford. He's always staring at me in this really creepy way."
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"And this one time, I saw him fiddling around in my locker."
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"When I opened it, there was a rose inside, and my gym socks were missing."
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"Donna, a little advice. You're not gonna want those socks back."
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"I can't think of anyone new I wanna hang out with."
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"All the girls I know are either too snobby or too slutty."
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"Yeah, I'm not good with the snobs, but slutty's my bread and butter."
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"You know, what we need are people with stuff to offer, like Mark Herman."
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"He's got that dirt bike. I always liked him."
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"- Sold it last week. - That punk. He's out."
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"Hey, Carrie Gerber has a trampoline."
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"Carrie Gerber also has a big, hairy mole."
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"I don't wanna be bouncing around and get tangled up in that."
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"Eric. Eric."
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"Honey, there's someone here to see you."
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"Mom, if it's another one of Dad's Marine Corps recruiters, I'm gonna run away."
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"I swear."
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