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Clips from Hamster & Gretel - Cheer Cheer Bang Bang/La Ballad of La Cebolla (S01E01)

"Well, that's just... Darn it, and I already printed out the business cards."
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"Why are you so angry at cell phones?"
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"Didn't you hear my tragic backstory?"
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"Those techno-mological contraptions are nothing but trouble."
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"What? Jillions of people use phones to connect with friends and family"
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"and access information from all over the world."
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"Plus, you know, video games."
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"Nobody zaps my partner with bolts of electricity"
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"explicitly emanating from their fingertips and gets away with it."
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"This is better than any gift I've ever given."
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"Wait, wait, honey, I want to go first."
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"I just got to load it."
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"Going to make you cry so hard, honey, once you see it."
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"This is, uh, taking longer than I thought."
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"It's loading."
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"Yes, still loading. Ha-ha! I should have done this at home."
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"Well, I could just give you... No, no, no."
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"Just give it a second."
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"Did you hire them to distract me, Clyde?"
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"No, I did not, Andrew."
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"I hired these guys."
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"(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Well played, Clyde. Well played."
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"Uh-oh."
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"(YELLS)"
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"Well, the time is short."
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"I'll just send this here electromagnetic pulse"
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"down these lines to the city's main cell phone tower."
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"Once this energy pulse hits that tower,"
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"it will fry every cell phone and every tablet, for 50 miles."
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"Permanently! Yee-haw!"
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"Yee-haw!"
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"You have to stop that pulse before it hits the tower."
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"Kevin, you can't fight him."
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"I'll keep track of him so you can come and get him"
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"after you save the city."
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"Go! Go, go, go, go!"
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"Grab it, Hamster."
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"We can't touch it. How're we gonna stop it?"
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"Just don't let it hit the power plant."
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"Now, time for my getaway in the only mechanical machinery I like."
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"Pre-electrical."
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"♪ Now here's an anecdote I've got"
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"♪ About a locomotive"
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"♪ Just to know it may sound made up"
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"♪ But it's true"
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"♪ We're not sure of his motive"
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"♪ But the villain is devoted"
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"♪ To a cowboy-themed aesthetic"
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"♪ That we're all still working through"
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"♪ He's the lightning tower cowboy"
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"♪ Let's just wrap our brains around it"
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"♪ Though the imagery's confusing"
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"♪ I guess that's just what we got"
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"♪ We're on a crash course towards disaster"
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"♪ And this train is going faster"
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"♪ The brakes are broke The throttle's down"
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"♪ They've only got one shot"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"♪ It's a race against time"
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"♪ It's time to save the city"
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"♪ With power on the line But we're both a little dizzy"
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"♪ Oops, I hit that sign Got to shift in overtime"
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"♪ Don't wanna turn the clock back to 1895"
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"♪ It's time ♪"
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"98% loaded."
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"99..."
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"Kevin, we made it. But what do we do now? Kevin?"
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"(BOTH SCREAMING)"
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"Sir, we need to shut down the tower before that energy ball gets here."
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"Ahh! we're all gonna die!"
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"Unless we do some simple math."
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"There are five wires plugged into five outlets."
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"If you remove three of the wires, in America..."
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"Ugh, superheroes don't need math."
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"(STRAINING)"
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"We did it. We saved the tower."
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"Well, yes, but you shut down signal for the entire town."
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"GRETEL: Won't it come back when we plug it back in?"
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"I guess so. But imagine if you were trying"
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"to download something really, really important,"
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"you'd have to start all over at zero percent."
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"Zero?"
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"Wait. Oh, no. No, no, no, no!"
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"Well, maybe I can give you my... No!"
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"I was winning!"
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"I don't get paid enough for this."
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"But, feel good about yourself if you want to."
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"Okay. Thanks. Got to go save my brother."
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"Help!"
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"Kevin, where are you?"
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"We're three miles away from Dead Person's Gulch"
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"GRETEL: How fast are you traveling?"
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"60 miles per hour."
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"If the train carrying my brother and"
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"the lightning powered cowboy supervillain is traveling 60 miles an hour..."
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"Why is there always a train?"
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"Math!"
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"♪ It's a race against time ♪ And now you're gettin tired"
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"♪ With power on the line ♪ Look at her defying"
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"♪ She's also multiplying"
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"♪ She's got a brother to save"
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"♪ And a train to round up ♪"
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"We have to fly 180 miles an hour."
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"Well, that's fast."
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"Hamster, push me."
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"Two percent, two percent, three percent."
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"Three percent, three percent."
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"I'm going to die with the lightning-themed cowboy."
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"Oh, just call me Lightning Rod."
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"(BOTH YELLING)"
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"How deep is this gulch?"
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"(BOTH YELLING)"
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"Gretel, you did it. You used math."
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"You were worth it."
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"Now, if only we could apply this lesson to your history homework, then..."
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"Don't push it."
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"(SIRENS CUT OFF)"
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"Wait. How did you guys get here so fast?"
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