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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Hot Dog (S05E05)

"What are those? Oh, Donna."
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"Did you buy Playboy for me?"
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"No, they're college brochures."
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"Donna, these people are fully dressed. That's just not gonna work for me."
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"My guidance counselor gave them to me..."
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"but I already told him I'm going wherever you go."
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"How did I ever get a girl as great as you?"
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"- You know you can do better than me, right? - (Laughs)"
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"- But you're right next door. It's so easy. - Right."
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"Oh, you two make me sick."
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"Looks like my mom, but speaks like my dad."
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"I-I- I'm sorry, I didn't mean that."
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"That wasn't me talking. That was- That was-That was the menopause."
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"No, you don't have to apologize."
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"We totally get what you're going through."
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"Well, thank the Lord! Fertile Myrtle totally gets it!"
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"- I miss the basement. - Yeah."
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"Kitty, I know these past few weeks have been hard on you-"
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"hard on all of us, really."
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"But especially hard on you. I mean, since you found out you were-"
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"Just say it, Red. Barren."
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"Well, there's no need for both of us to say it."
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"So I got somethin' to cheer my girl up."
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"Oh, good, 'cause I finished off the last bottle this morning."
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"No, no."
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"I got you..."
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"a puppy."
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"He needs someone to take care of him."
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"- His mother got run over by a car. - Did you run over a dog, Red?"
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"No! I just hate to see you sad, and I thought-"
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"Oh, forget it. I'll take him back and go to the liquor store."
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"Well, now wait. Wait."
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"Oh-ho-ho!"
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"What a little lover boy! Ooh!"
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"- See? He likes you. - (Barks)"
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"Ah, how about that?"
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"He's got menopause too."
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"(Rock Group Singing)"
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"(Ends)"
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"Hello, Wisconsin!"
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"I'll see you later. I'm gonna go get out of this thing."
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"- Oh, boo! - Selfish!"
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"Man, what is with you guys and this uniform?"
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"It makes us want to corrupt you."
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"Man, Donna is so awesome. She can afford to go to any school she wants..."
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"but she wants to go where I go just so we can be together."
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"Yeah, she is awesome. Why is she with you again?"
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"'Cause a good girlfriend accepts her guy no matter what."
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"Jackie was always trying to change me."
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""Grow up, Michael." "Act your age, Michael.""
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""Stop shooting grandmother with a water pistol, Michael.""
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"She's 92, Michael."
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"She had jam on her face!"
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"Well, all I know is..."
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"things with me and Donna are going really, really well."
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"This is just about the point where I screw things up."
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"- So don't screw it up. - Fez. (Chuckles)"
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"Oh, Fez. (Sighs)"
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"If history has taught us anything, it's that..."
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"screwing up is my nature."
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"But you know what I can do... is bank a little goodwill- do something nice."
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"- (Snaps Fingers) - Buy her a present."
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"Yep, she deserves it too. Do you know how many times..."
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"I tried to grab her boob on the way to California?"
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"And it would've been easier for her if she would've let me!"
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"'Cause you know me. I won't stop."
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"I gotta get Donna something really special..."
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"something that reminds her that even though I'm an idiot..."
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"I'm an idiot who loves her."
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"I got it! A scented candle!"
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"Chicks can't keep their shirt on around a scented candle."
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"Please, the battlefield of love is littered with guys who give candles."
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"It's expensive jewelry or nothing."
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"Look, if you can't put a price tag on love..."
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"then how do you know how much it's worth?"
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"Jackie, what kind of crap is that?"
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"- You haven't learned a thing from me. - Wait."
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"Steven. Well, what do you mean?"
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"I mean, romance was created by corporations to prey on losers..."
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"who think buying nice things will make somebody love them."
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"If you ever read anything besides what- (Scoffs)"
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"Donny Osmond puts on his waffles, you might learn something."
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"(Chuckles) I put whipped cream on my waffles too."
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"I eat like the stars!"
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"- (Remote Clicks) - Hey, when did you get the cute little wiener dog?"
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"No, no, no, no, no! Not in my chair!"
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"Red Forman!"
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"Schotzie is a helpless, little animal with four breakable legs."
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"You can't throw him around the room like you would Eric!"
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"Red, you don't seem like the type of guy who'd get a dog..."
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"being that you're unfriendly."
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"Yeah, I know. I just wanted to do something to cheer Kitty up."
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"Well, if you really wanted to cheer her up, you should've bought her a banjo."
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"A banjo, Bob?"
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"You can't hold a banjo and not smile."
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"You can't hold a potato chip and not smile."
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"Yes?"
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"Um, I want to buy a present for my girlfriend..."
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"you know, that lets her know how I feel about her."
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"Oh, no problem. Oh, oh. Oh."
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"Would the, uh, lady like a necklace? Huh?"
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"(Muttering)"
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"- Well, it's- it's nice. - Yeah."
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"- It's a little- little creepy. - Mmm."
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"Um, it doesn't really say what I want to say though."
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"Oh, okay. Okay. Oh! Oh."
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"- How about a promise ring? - Oh, don't even..."
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"- get me started on promise rings. - Really?"
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"Like, once I gave her one, and she didn't even want it."
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"- But then she gave me- - How about that. Look how that shines."
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"Oh, that's nice, huh? Uh."
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"Well, your... finger hair..."
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"- curling over the ring is kind of ruining it for me. - Oh."
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"Does, uh, wearing the merchandise usually work for you?"
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"I don't know. I'm new here. I used to work at the lingerie store."
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"- They fired me. - Ah, yes. Ah."
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"I think I know what you're looking for. Mm-hmm."
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"How about a diamond ring? Oh, isn't that gorgeous? Look at that."
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"- Whoa. (Chuckles) That's an engagement ring. - Mm-hmm."
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"I'm in high school, man. That says, uh, too much."
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