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Clips from The Court Jester

"eh handkerchief, eh hand kerheart,"
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"heart ke he che ha- hah,"
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"Who is this man? His name!"
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"The man I love is a simple man, but noble of heart."
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"My beloved Giacomo! - What?!"
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"Uh. His name, his name, and now his blood must flow."
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"Light up the oil, this man must boil, this man named Giaco- mo? oh! No!"
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"Seize this wretch and search him!"
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"Eh... I- I'm- Th-th-this is a little mistake, sire."
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"I don't have her heartkerchief, uh, handkerheart. I don't have th.."
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"A handkerchief!"
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"G! Gwendolyn!"
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"Uh, n-n-no, sire. Geh-Gee G-G-Giacomo!"
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"Shield me not, sweet Giacomo! Our love makes me strong."
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"Love for a common jester. Take the swine out and hang him!"
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"Harm one hair of that majestic head and I throw myself from the highest turret!"
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"Enough of this!"
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"How much insult must I endure? Come, men."
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"Hold, Sir Griswold, your honor will be avenged."
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"How?"
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"Were that wretch of noble rank, I would challenge him to combat mortal!"
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"But I would not deign to soil my blade with his miserable common blood!"
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"H-he's right, you know, sire. Rules of chivalry, you know."
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"Rules of chivalry be hanged! And so will you."
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"She'll jump...!"
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"Come, men."
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"Hold, Sir Griswold. You will stay until the morrow. It is my command."
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"'till the morrow, sire. - You, Gwendolyn, to your chambers."
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"Be brave, sweet Giacomo."
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"Throw this blackguard in chains!"
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"Is he not fabulous?"
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"Go from plan one to plan two without a moment's pause."
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"The man is pure genius."
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"Sir Griswold will never tolerate this insult."
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"M'lords, to your chambers. Ponder this problem."
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"A solution must be found ere we meet in council, tomorrow."
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"Sire."
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"Welcome, Sir Burton! You saw the jester's performance?"
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"When I sent you to negotiate for Giacomo,"
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"I never expected results like this! Was he not brilliant?"
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"Indeed."
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"With one slight discrepancy."
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"This man is not Giacomo!"
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"What?!"
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"I know not this pretender, but I assure you"
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"he is not the Giacomo I met and negotiated with in Europe!"
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"I tell you I've seen this man before, and somehow that maid!"
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"Did I tell you? What plan now?"
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"To my chambers, immediately!"
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"But if he's not Giacomo, who could he be, and what does he want?"
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"Why would he do our every bidding?"
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"Why would he work to destroy the alliance?"
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"Why would he murder with the cunning of a fox?"
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"A fox."
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"But of course, a fox! A Black Fox!"
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"But you don't think that..."
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"Why not? Who else would oppose Griswold"
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"and want the alliance destroyed but that rabble in the forest?"
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"The forest. That's where I saw him."
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"Dressed as an old man, riding out of the forest,"
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"with the very wench who sat beside the king, tonight!"
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"My lords... what a prize! The Black Fox, himself!"
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"Expose him! You'll get all the credit!"
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"Not so fast."
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"Not until the Fox pays us one more service."
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"He'll rid us forever of the barbaric Griswold!"
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"Kill Griswold? But how?"
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"Whose is the deadliest blade in England?"
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"Who is the only man alive who can best Griswold in mortal combat?"
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"Only the Black Fox!"
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"But the Fox is a commoner and cannot fight in tournament."
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"We shall see."
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"No, Ravenhurst, I do not understand."
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"What do you mean Griswold himself suggested a solution?"
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"You yourself heard him, sire."
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"He said were the jester of noble rank,"
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"he would challenge him to mortal combat."
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"But the jester cannot fight in tournament! He's a commoner."
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"Then, sire, knight the jester."
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"Knight the jester?!"
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"Griswold can then challenge him for the hand of the princess Gwendolyn,"
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"and by the rules of chivalry, she must wed the victor!"
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"Knight the jester. Sir Griswold will challenge him."
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"He dare not refuse."
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"They meet at the tournament, tomorrow,"
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"Sir Griswold's lance runs the jester through,"
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"and the marriage and the alliance proceed."
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"Yea? Hm. Ha! Ha! Magnificent!"
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"Thank you, sire."
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"But your majesty, knighthood is an arduous ritual!"
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"It will take three years to knight the jester."
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"Three years? Nonsense!"
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"Ravenhurst, take that nincompoop,"
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"and knight that nincompoop by noon tomorrow!"
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"Sire."
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"By order of his sovereign majesty,"
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"the jester Giacomo shall enter upon a series of tests of manhood,"
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"skill, and courage requisite to his becoming a knight of the realm."
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"M-me a knight? But why?"
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"To make you eligible for the hand of the princess Gwendolyn."
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"M-marry the princess? W-when?"
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"Upon your passing each and every test."
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"Oh! Well that's different."
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"It takes four or five years to become a knight, doesn't it?"
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"We shall see. Let the tests begin!"
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"Uh, w-wait! What's the hurry? I- b- ch-"
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"He must scale a stone wall in full armor!"
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"Candidate passes!"
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"Uh, b- buh... I didn't...!"
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"With long bow, he must slay a hawk in full flight!"
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"He passes!"
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"But I didn't even shoot..."
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"The candidate passes!"
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"But I didn't even shoot the arrow! The arrow..."
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"I- I didn't pass...!"
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"The candidate must conquer a wild boar with his bare hands!"
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"Release the boar!"
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"He passes!"
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"No one enters by the king's command!"
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"But this is the king's command."
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