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Clips from The Court Jester

"I'll loo loo loo loo..."
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"What are you loo-loo-looing about?"
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"Oh, I'm not loo-loo-looing, sire, I'm willo willo wailing."
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"All right, all right, willo away, willo away."
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"We will willo it away..."
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"we'll willo willo willo we will willo it away!"
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"with a willo willo wailey, we will sing about it gaily,"
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"with a willo willo wailey and a hey! nonny... no!"
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"Come back here! What have you there?"
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"What have you in the basket?"
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"Eh beh basket? Oh, b- sire, it's nothing, sire."
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"Merely a jester's bag of tricks, sire."
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"It's a secret, sire."
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"Y-yes, a deep, dark secret - beh -"
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"which has never before been revealed to anybody in the world, sire."
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"But I..."
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"I am prepared to make a statement."
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"I was a lad, I was gloomy and sad as I was from the day I was born!"
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"When other babes giggled and gurgled and wiggled I proudly was loudly forlorn!"
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"My friends and my family looked at me clammily, thought there was something amiss!"
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"When others found various antics hilarious, all I could manage was this!"
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"or this!"
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"or this!"
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"or this!"
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"My father, he shouted He needs to be clouted."
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"His teeth on a wreath I'll hand him!"
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"My mother she cried as she rushed to my side."
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"You're a brute! and you don't understand him!"
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"So they sent for a witch with a terrible twitch"
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"to ask how my future impressed her."
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"She took one look at me and cried he..."
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"hee hee hee.. he?"
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"What else could he be but a jester?"
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"A jester? A jester? A funny idear a jester!"
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"No butcher, no baker, no candlestick maker"
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"and me with the look of a fine undertaker impressed her..."
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"as a jester?"
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"But where could I learn any comical turn that was not in a book on the shelf?"
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"No teacher to take me to mold me and make me a merry mad fool or an elf!"
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"But I'm proud to recall that in no time at all with no other recourses"
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"but my own resources with firm application and determination..."
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"I made a fool of myself!"
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"I found a bow and arrow and I learned to shoot."
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"I found a little horn and I learned to too."
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"Now I can shoot and too, ain't I cute?"
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"(no end of song)"
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"Tend to your duties! Serve your drinks!"
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"Hold it with that basket. Let's have a look!"
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"A toast! A toast!"
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"A toast to his most royal highness!"
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"To Roderick the first, for all that he has done for this great England of ours,"
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"may providence provide a true and just reward!"
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"To the king!"
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"Brockhurst!"
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"Brilliant."
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"Finsdale!"
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"Magnificent!"
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"Pertwee!"
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"Fantastic!"
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"Brockhurst, Finsdale, Pertwee..."
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"They are all dead, sire!"
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"As you said, flowers for the widows."
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"Dead. Murdered."
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"And by whose hand? And who may be next?"
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"Sir Griswold of Mackalwane is approaching the castle!"
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"And just in time. He comes not a moment too soon."
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"Bid Sir Griswold enter!"
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"Plan two."
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"Plan two?"
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"Plan two."
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"Get those bodies out of here!"
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"Quick, take him to safety."
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"...And get those goblets away."
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"And... no! Not you, jester, not you."
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"Come here, come here, boy, come here."
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"Sir Griswold of Mackalwane!"
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"Approach, Sir Griswold."
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"Lighten the mood, jester, a note of..."
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"My liege lord."
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"Sir Griswold of Mackalwane, I bid thee welcome."
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"Ehh, a-welcome, Sir Griswold, your beard is full of hair,"
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"but do I say welcome or do I say mehh!"
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"Sire. My emissary did report."
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"And I proudly accept your terms."
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"Eh... th-the terms! the terms!"
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"He doth accept the terms. He looks not smart, but in..."
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"Excellent, excellent! Members of the court,"
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"know you that the crown would make a most felicitous announcement,"
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"concerning the defense and security of our great kingdom,"
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"I would have you know that today was an alliance consummated,"
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"between the crown and our honored and valiant Baron,"
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"Sir Griswold of Mackalwane."
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"Uh, the terms! the terms!"
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"We've already had the terms."
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"Sorry."
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"To cement this alliance,"
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"I have decreed a royal marriage,"
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"between Sir Griswold of Mackalwane, and Gwendolyn the Fair."
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"Eh, eh rejoice! rejoice! Although his brain is brief,"
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"for when the larder's empty, she'll have her ton of beef!"
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"Would you like to try the other side, sire?"
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"Thank you, sire."
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"What say our gallant Griswold?"
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"Sire. Princess fair. From this moment on,"
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"this hand, this steel, this heart,"
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"will exist for naught but the love of the lady..."
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"Save your breath, Griswold! There will be no alliance and no marriage."
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"What's that?"
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"I cannot marry Griswold, father. I love another."
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"Another?"
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"Another, another..."
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"What is this nonsense? What do you mean you love another?"
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"Simply that, father. A miracle has occurred to fulfill my every dream."
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"I have found my love, father. My true love."
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"Who is this man?"
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"One to whom I have given my heart and my hand."
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"He who even now wears my silken handkerchief next to his heart."
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"What's that? - What's that?"
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"Ah.. Her heart, her hand, she holds for joy or grief,"
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"but he who holds her hand holds her heart kerchief."
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