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Clips from The Court Jester

"Do be cautious, sweet Giacomo!"
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"Ha! Caution is for popinjays and cockatoos"
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"Begging your pardon. Until tonight, my sweet."
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"But you heard what my father said."
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"If caught, our necks will snap like twigs!"
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"Uh... like what? - Twigs!"
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"Twigs? Speak not of twigs when you look at an oak!"
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"Until tonight, my little sapling."
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"If Giacomo says he will be here within the hour,"
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"he will be here... eh, within the hour!"
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"At your service, m'lord!"
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"Your arrival, good Giacomo, shows imagination and brilliance."
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"Did you expect less?"
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"Are you now prepared to fulfill the bargain arranged by my agent,"
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"Sir Burton of Allenburg? - Quite."
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"Very well, then. There are two plans."
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"Two plans. - Plan one."
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"The untimely demise of my lords Brockhurst, Finsdale, and Pertwee."
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"These three will die tonight."
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"Three for tonight. Proceed."
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"The method I leave to you. But die they must."
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"Heh! They shall drop like flies."
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"Precisely. Like flies."
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"Do you have some sort of twitch?"
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"Twitch? I twitch only for action."
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"I live for a sigh, I die for a kiss."
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"I like that very much. - Thank you."
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"I lust for a laugh. Ha ha!"
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"I never leap when I can walk, I never flee when I can fight!"
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"Yes, but, but... - I... pardon?"
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"Listen carefully! If plan one fails, you must execute plan two."
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"Plan two?"
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"Take the princess from the castle before midnight."
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"By whatever means you may devise."
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"For murder or abduction, I'm your man."
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"You've paid the price; name your plan."
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"First, plan one."
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"Are you sure you can dispose of my lords Brockhurst, Finsdale, and Pertwee?"
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"Are they married?"
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"Yes..."
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"Order flowers for the widows. Get it?"
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"Got it. - Good."
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"Tally ho! Ho ho!"
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"Master, I am Back - Well?"
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"I have climbed the thorny vine, and the regal maiden is mine."
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"Good."
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"Now, when I release you from the spell,"
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"you will fall into a deep sleep and remember nothing."
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"Nothing..."
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"Look into my eye. Deeper, deeper."
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"Ah, my lords. I understand the marriage"
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"of the princess Gwendolyn to Sir Griswold will be announced tonight."
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"My congratulations."
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"There is something afoot. He is far too confident."
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"If this alliance fails, we are lost."
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"It must not fail. Let us solemnly pledge that we will permit nothing,"
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"to interfere with the marriage of Griswold to the princess Gwendolyn."
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"I so pledge. - And I."
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"Though it cost our very lives!"
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"Our very lives."
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"Please, stop your picking and fussing! I must breathe some air!"
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"But madam!"
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"All afternoon without a moment's peace!"
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"I just learned of your whereabouts. What happened..."
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"Never mind that. You must take the child to the jester."
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"To the jester!"
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"Immediately. He has the key."
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"But he's under the spell of the..."
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"Silence! Give him the child at once! It is my command."
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"The jester! Where is the jester? Summon him immediately!"
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"Very good, sire!"
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"Jester! - Coming!"
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"Come quickly, man! The king is waiting!"
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"Yes, uh, ha ha, have you seen Ravenhurst about?"
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"He's somewhere about, yes."
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"Well, I was supposed to see Ravenhurst on some rather urgent business,"
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"but I fell asleep... I don't quite remember what I..."
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"Ahh, Giacomo. A striking costume, indeed. From the Italian court, I presume."
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"Yes, sire, Italian court. Ah, uh, what better place to, uh..."
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"...court Italians."
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"Ah, this will be a festive evening."
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"Noble knights to joust at my tournament. Come along."
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"And by my side a lovely little wench,"
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"who I'm sure will fulfill every promise of your discerning eye."
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"Ah, look at her!"
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"Charming. Charming, Giacomo, charming."
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"A tribute to you, my dear Giacomo."
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"Come here, my child. Come."
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"Your majesty."
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"Was there ever more beauty? More radiant? Rise, child."
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"The sweetness of your smile outshines the elegance of your gown."
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"Thank you, sire."
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"Would you attend me?"
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"You are most gracious, sire."
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"Quickly. Use the key."
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"Key?"
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"Remember, plan one Brockhurst, Finsdale, Pertwee."
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"Brockhurst, Finsdale, Pertwee."
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"Midnight. Horses at the north gate."
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"Horses at the north gate..."
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"Summon the jester!"
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"Where are you going? Didn't you hear the king?"
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"Ah, beh, beh..."
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"Cover your head! Now get in there!"
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"Come, come, Giacomo, let us be gay! I would have a song."
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"Eh. Song. - Has the cat your tongue?"
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"Uh, no, I..."
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"What do you carry there? Why the basket?"
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"Beh, basket? What basket, sire?"
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"What basket, indeed!"
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"Come, boy, come, show me what you have in the basket."
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"Wuh, I can... eh..."
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"Yes, come on, show me what you have in the basket."
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"Eh, beh basket? It-it's..."
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"Yes, and what about that song?"
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"S-s-song, sire? Eh beh s-song."
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"If your majesty doth ask it,"
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"I will tell about the basket with a willo willo wailey and a nonny nonny"
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"What's that? With a what?"
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"Uh with a willo willo wailey and a nonny nonny loo loo loo"
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