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Clips from The Court Jester

"Once I'm up the thorny vine, the regal maiden shall be mine."
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"Fear not, master!"
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"Hawkins!"
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"You got here!"
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"Well of course I got here, my silly little goose!"
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"Thank heaven."
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"Ah-cha-cha, you'll have to wait your turn like the others!"
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"Good, good, you're doing it well."
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"But have you heard the change of plan? Here, take this."
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"I just told you, dear, you'll just have to wait your turn."
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"Now don't overdo it. Fergus will bring you the infant."
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"Huh?"
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"Well, well, Giacomo."
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"Successful so soon?"
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"Truly as dainty a dish as ever was set before a king."
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"About your business, I would have a word with the maid."
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"Your majesty."
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"What is your name, child?"
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"Jean, sire."
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"Jean. Lovely name."
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"For a lovely face."
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"See that she is jeweled and gowned."
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"She shall sit next to me at the banquet, tonight."
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"You! You've come!"
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"At your service, my lady."
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"So this is Giacomo!"
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"King of jesters and jester of kings."
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"Not today, m'lady."
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"Today I am Giacomo, a lover of beauty,"
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"and a beauty of a lover."
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"Can this be true? Or is it merely a dream?"
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"Dream? Is this a dream?"
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"Or this? Or this? Or this?"
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"Or this? Or this?"
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"No, no, no, we are strangers, hardly met."
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"What manner of man are you, Giacomo?"
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"What manner of man is Giacomo? Ha ha!"
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"I shall tell you what manner of man is he."
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"He lives for a sigh, he dies for a kiss,"
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"he lusts for the laugh, ha!"
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"He never walks when he can leap!"
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"he never flees when he can fight."
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"He swoons at the beauty of a rose."
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"And I offer myself to you, all of me."
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"My heart. My lips. My legs. My calves."
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"Do what you will.. my love endures."
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"Beat me. Kick me."
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"I am yours."
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"Oh, Giacomo, you are so ardent!"
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"With your permission, my lady,"
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"I'd like to go 'round again."
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"Oh, no, Giacomo, we must be discreet."
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"Ha! Discretion is for fools and simpletons!"
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"This cannot be! Miracles are things of fancy,"
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"and lovers are not sent by the gods."
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"Speak not too lightly, my love."
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"Who are we to say nay to miracles?"
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"But one doesn't find love in one moment, one kiss.."
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"that key? Where did you find it?"
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"Key? - It is a miracle!"
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"The gods who sent you have also provided a means for our escape."
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"This is the key to the secret passageway."
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"Grand. We leave at midnight. Get it?"
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"Got it. - Good."
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"Very good."
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"Oh no, my precious, I'll keep it next to my heart;"
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"a sweet symbol of your love."
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"And take this, a sweet symbol of mine."
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"I'll wear it always next to my heart."
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"Gwendolyn?"
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"Are you there? I would have words with you?"
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"My father. You must hide!"
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"Hide? Giacomo hides for no man!"
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"But you must! He'd kill any man found in my chambers."
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"Ah, be he king or peasant, my ready blade will find its mark!"
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"I'll... I'll.."
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"I..I live for a sigh, I die for a laugh, I lust for a laugh, ha ha!"
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"Please! - What?"
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"Or our lives aren't worth that!"
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"What? Eh, eh? Eh?"
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"Are you alone, my dear? I thought I heard voices."
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"Yes, I'm quite alone, father."
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"The king!"
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"Listen, my child. I've just met Griswold's emissary,"
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"and the marriage is approved."
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"You know very well, father,"
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"that when I marry, I marry only for love."
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"Heh, heh, I knew you'd say that. Now, Gwendolyn, do be reasonable."
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"Don't you realize that without this alliance, our prestige,"
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"our power, our position could go like that!"
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"Well, then let it go like that!"
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"I wish you to marry Griswold."
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"And suppose I do not wish to marry Griswold?"
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"I don't give a fig for your wishes!"
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"And I don't give a fig for yours!"
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"No one snaps at the king! Don't you dare snap at me!"
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"I'll snap if I choose!"
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"Don't snap at me! - I will snap!"
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"You won't! Now understand this, my child."
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"This castle has walls high and strong,"
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"with massive gates under lock and key."
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"Whilst you remain within those walls and I am king,"
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"you will obey my command."
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"Very well, father. Perhaps I have been selfish and thoughtless."
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"Oh, my child. I knew I could depend upon you."
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"Because you are a princess."
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"A true princess. Loyal to the crown."
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"Sympathetic. Sensitive. Faithful."
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"The key to the secret passage!"
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"Father, let me have it..."
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"So, run away, would you! Well, you trick me not."
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"This key will never leave my person."
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"You will marry Griswold upon the morrow,"
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"and I promise you, daughter or not, princess or not,"
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"one move, one false move, and your neck will snap like a twig!"
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"Where is he? Giacomo hides not behind drapes!"
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"No no no, you must go!"
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"I'll cut him to ribbons."
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"No, we'll escape tonight after the banquet."
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"Very well, my sweet. Until tonight. Very good."
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