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Clips from The Court Jester

"the jester Giacomo also happens to be the world's most skillful,"
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"devious, and subtle master of the art of assassination."
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"So as Hawkins becomes the incomparable Giacomo and heads for the castle,"
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"while the maid Jean with the infant king still hidden in the wine cask,"
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"journeys towards the abbey and safety for the child."
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"Their plan seems simple enough,"
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"but the simplest plans so often go a miss."
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"For at the very moment Hawkins was delayed on the road,"
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"the maid Jean was to run afoul of the king's men,"
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"who were scouring the countryside for the fairest wenches in the land."
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"And so Jean and the precious wine cart,"
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"were taken to the castle before Hawkins had even finished repairing his wheel."
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"Ho there!"
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"What's that?"
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"Welcome Giacomo! We have come to escort you to the castle, w.."
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"Haven't we met before?"
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"Ah... it's not very likely, my good man, you see,"
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"I'm on my way back from the Italian court."
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"How speak you the king's English with no trace of accent?"
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"Ah my dear sir, Giacomo is a master of many many tongues indeed."
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"French: Je le parle le fleur ce magnifique, le romantique.."
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"Italian:"
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"which means in any language, why tarry? Let us off to the castle!"
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"Off to the castle! - Off to the castle!"
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"To the castle."
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"Quick! The infant!"
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"The infant? Where?"
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"Off of the main! Off of the main!"
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"The child is in the cask."
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"In the cask?"
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"You must take him to the jester."
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"But the jester hasn't arrived, yet."
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"Something must have gone wrong."
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"You look after the child, I'll have to get the key myself."
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"But how? - I don't..."
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"Come along there, wench!"
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"My heart knows a lovely song..."
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"So this is the incomparable Giacomo. He looks not at all like what I expected."
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"And this singing peacock will still the voices of Brockhurst,"
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"Finsdale, and Pertwee?"
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"Before midnight, if he fulfills his bargain."
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"You sent for me, my lady?"
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"Lock it."
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"What is it, child? Something wrong, my lady?"
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"Drink! A brew of your own concocting."
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"Before I marry Griswold, I will die, and so will you. Drink!"
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"No! Don't despair, child. You will not marry Griswold."
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"I've told you. It was written in the stars."
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"Your true love will come yet, I promise you!"
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"Drink! You lie."
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"Would I lie to you, child? Your own Griselda? Look at me! Look in my eyes!"
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"Try not your wiles on me, Witch!"
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"Too often have I seen people look in those eyes and fall under your evil spell."
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"You will die for your deceit!"
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"Filling my head with fairy stories of a romantic lover."
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"A lover who would carry me away from this monstrous castle!"
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"And so he shall! He comes, even now!"
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"You lie!"
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"No, I swear it, your highness, look!"
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"If this be another one of your tricks..."
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"Trust me, look. Look, near the drawbridge."
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"King of jesters, jester of kings."
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"He is most fair of countenance."
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"Oh yes he is!"
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"Handsome of bearing. -Like Apollo of the Greeks! -A figure of romance."
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"Sent by the gods, and for you alone!"
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"Now mark this, creature of evil."
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"If this be not my true love,"
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"and I am faced with marriage to Griswold,"
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"you will die, and by my hand."
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"Fear not, m'lady, your lover will be here, in this room, within the hour."
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"And he will prove that his is a mission of love."
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"For your sake, dear Griselda, he had better."
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"I am Giacomo, Giacomo, my fame before me rings,"
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"a king of jesters, and jester of kings!"
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"my heart knows a lovely song.. heh heh.."
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"it whistles it all day long"
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"Giacomo is my nom de plume,"
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"I whistle and hum but I hum to whom?"
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"To whom do I hum, to whom?"
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"My song of love let the whole world hear"
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"until that sweet moment,"
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"that moment when you appear,"
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"I'll whisper it in your ear,"
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"I bid you welcome! I am Ravenhurst."
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"Ravenhurst Ravenhurst? Uh the real Ravenhurst?"
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"What?"
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"Does the king know? I mean does the king know about your being the real Ravenhurst?"
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"Keep your jests for the king."
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"Don't stand there gaping!"
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"You, Fergus and the others, get the jester's bags!"
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"You arrived not a moment too soon."
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"When do we start? - Tonight."
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"Good. I'd like to get in, get on with it, get it over with, and get out. Get it?"
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"Got it. - Good."
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"That was an interesting song you sing."
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"Thank you, I'm glad you liked it, old man."
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"Did it go like this?"
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"Ostle about your business!"
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"What is the first step?"
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"Get me to the king's chambers."
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"The king's chambers? - Yes..."
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"Very well, if you say so."
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"It may be the Key to the whole plan, get it?"
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"Got it. - Good."
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"Yes, yes, I'll take Griswold's emissaries,"
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"but for the moment there are other matters..."
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"I understand the wenches have arrived. Where are they?"
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"What have we here?"
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"Uh, Sire, may I present the incomparable Giacomo."
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"Uh, king of jesters, and jester of kings."
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"Oh, yes! From Italy. I haven't been there for years."
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"Tell me, how go things at the Italian court?"
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"Ah very well indeed, sire."
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"Splendid, splendid. what about all those stories we've heard?"
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"Wasn't it awful about the Duchess of Urber ?"
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"Oh, just. Uh, just awful, sire."
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"I ask you, how could a thing like that happen?"
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"Well, sire, you know the Italian court; what better place to court Italians?"
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"Italian court? Court Italians!"
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