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Clips from Avenue 5 - Eight Arms But No Hands (S01E01)

"-Now I start the engine. -Eh. No."
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"Because you gotta clear the filters which you do..."
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"-After I ignite the en-- -...before you ignite."
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"(EXPLOSION)"
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"-Is that a good explosion? -Well, we were in it."
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"We are all going back to Earth."
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"Not if Mr. Judd is on this shuttle you are not."
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"Why don't you take one of these things?"
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"-That came off pretty easy. -It's like a movie set."
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"MIA: Everyone, we're still on Earth!"
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"-MAN: No. -We can just walk out"
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"of the airlock!"
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"If you wanna go out, you can go out."
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"-(CROWD YELLING) -No, no!"
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"-Is it my fault? -Your arguments were confusing."
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"I was trying to be nuanced."
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"Well, I think you just nuanced them to death!"
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"We just watched seven people stupid themselves to death."
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"At least they didn't suffer."
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"SPIKE MARTIN: No, they did."
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"It would've been ungodly agony."
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"-(PDA WATCH BEEPS) -It's Matt."
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"-(WATCHES BEEP) -What?"
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""I have changed the codes to the airlock."
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"No one will ever use them again."
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"No more deaths, no more tragedies.""
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"That's good. That's smart."
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"How are we supposed to jettison all this stuff now?"
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"We need the codes."
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"Or what are we gonna do, just open the sunroof?"
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"That's dumb. What Matt wrote is dumb."
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""I came here to fix people, but I need to fix myself."
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"You will not see me again.""
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"Oh my god. Does that mean he's gonna top himself?"
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"I-- I am..."
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"up to here with suicides."
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"Guys, if we can't jettison this stuff in the next hour,"
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"then we're all in this"
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"for the long, three-and-a-half-year stretch."
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"-Hour? -One hour?"
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"Yes! Or 60 minutes,"
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"if a longer-sounding number makes you all feel better."
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"-For some reason, it does. -RYAN CLARK: Matt, listen to me,"
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"you can't do this, all right?"
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"Life without you would be..."
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"Hang up. That pause is really telling."
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"The only word I could think of was "easier.""
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"Um... (GROANS)"
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"Oh, fuck, is this still recording?"
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"-(WHOOSHING SOUND) -Now I've sent it!"
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"-(GASPING) -What?"
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"He's definitely gonna kill himself now."
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"Flood his inbox, so everyone send him a message."
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"Okay, flood. Everybody. Everybody."
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"Hey, Matt, it's Judd from work."
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"-Um... -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)"
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"-Did you get my joke? -Suicide never ends well."
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"-You're the son I never had... -Hey, sweetie."
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"...the lover I never wanted."
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"My uncle killed himself."
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"Why don't you call me? We'll go do something."
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"There's not really more to that."
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"I'm not very good at this, and you know that,"
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"so let's just pretend that I am, and..."
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"IRIS KIMURA: Matt, those people were fucking idiots,"
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"we're better off without them, give us the goddamn codes."
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"(GASPING) Iris!"
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"What? That's basically what we're all saying, right?"
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"♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪"
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"(SIGHS) Well, that was, uh,"
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"certainly one of my more eventful journeys."
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"No, no, no, it wasn't. Uh, the official line is"
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"it was a staggeringly uneventful journey,"
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"and I am now totally fine. Uh-uh-uh! Remain in your seat."
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"What, you want me to just sit here?"
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"Yes, and keep the engine running."
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"-It's an automated system-- -I don't care, shuttle man."
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"Excellent work. Well done."
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"NADIA: (VOICE BREAKING) I miss Sarah so much."
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"JORDAN HATWAL: If it's any consolation,"
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"the way her hand shattered... I mean, it was beautiful."
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"-It really was. -(NADIA SOBS)"
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"-How do you think he'll do it? -Swallow broken glass."
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"No, how would Matt do it, not how would you do it, Iris."
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"Wait, I got a new message from Matt."
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""Sorry, just to be clear, I'm not going to kill myself.""
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"-(ALL GROANING) -RYAN: "I'm going to hide out on the ship"
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"for the next three and a half years.""
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"Pick a fucking lane, am I right?"
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"This is what we're gonna do. We are gonna find him,"
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"we're gonna get the code, and we're gonna kill him."
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"Okay? We're gonna split up into groups."
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"Uh, Spike, you go with... Uh, you with Doug."
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"Oh yeah! Boys on tour!"
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"Concentrate on Deck Five."
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"Uh, Nadia, Billie, and Jordan, you take H Sector,"
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"including the peripheral horseshoe."
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"It's... called the donut."
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"No, it doesn't go all the way round."
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"It's-- It's always been a horseshoe."
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"I call it a ringpiece."
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"No, that's not helpful."
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"It's not important what it's called."
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"But we call it the "nearly circle.""
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"-Okay. -BILLIE MCEVOY: Great."
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"And now, the F Sector, Frank, Mads, and Mia,"
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"including the galley."
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"Okay, rest of you with me."
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"HERMAN JUDD: How 'bout this tough guy captain, huh?"
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"Alpha to the nut sack."
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"-Proactive. -Yeah, like a yogurt."
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"Uh, Karen and Iris, you better carry on with the jettisoning,"
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"because we're still short of our target weight."
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"We will be ruthless."
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"But also, merciless."
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"Um... Aren't those the same thing?"
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"No. You need to be both."
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"-Oh. Okay. -JUDD: Do the, um..."
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""you do that, you do this" taking charge shit again."
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"-No. -That's it. I miss that guy."
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