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Clips from Master of None - Parents (S01E01)

"Madam President,"
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"joint chiefs of staff,"
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"Prime Minister Cho,"
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"it's truly an honor to be here in the Oval Office,"
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"though I wish it were under better circumstances."
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"I just came back from a meeting with the world's top scientists."
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"They're all dead."
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"The virus,"
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"it got them all."
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"I was able to obtain a sample,"
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"but it's not in the vial."
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"It's in my blood."
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"Dr. Vincent, if it's in your blood,"
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"then that means the virus-- My God."
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"Yes."
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"The sickening..."
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"has begun."
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"Thank you, Ben. Wow. Wow."
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"Very powerful stuff, Dev."
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"That pause you took after "the sickening""
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"was phenomenal."
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"Amazing pause--"
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"one of the best pauses we've heard all day."
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"Yeah, thank you so much for coming in."
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"Thank you..."
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"for your time."
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"Ohh!"
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"That's another pause."
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"That was great."
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"Now, our director's flying in next week."
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"I definitely want to bring you in for a session with him."
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"My office will be in touch."
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"Oh, that's great."
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"Is there any word on who the leads of the film might be?"
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"Between us,"
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"they're close on Colin Salmon and Kerry Washington."
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"And it looks like we're going with 50 Cent"
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"as the evil senator who looks the other way."
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"Ooh."
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"So is this, like, a black virus movie?"
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"Yes, that's exactly what it is."
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"Hey, so I got a callback on that black virus movie."
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"Could be cool."
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"Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit."
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"What? What's wrong?"
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"Ooh."
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"I just realized my calendar is not updating."
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"Dr. Ramusami is visiting."
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"I forgot to pick him up in the train station."
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"Uh-oh. That's cold."
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"Friend's visiting you all the way from India,"
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"seems like you should pick him up."
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"I have all my appointments in the calendar."
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"In the morning, a ding comes."
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""Ding, ding.""
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"I plan my day."
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""Ding, ding." I see what I have to do."
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"There was no "ding, ding" today."
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"That's 'cause you got a new iPad."
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"You have to transfer over your appointments."
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"Why don't the dings transfer automatically?"
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""Dings" is not a term."
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"You got to stop saying "dings.""
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"The appointments don't transfer automatically."
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"You have to transfer them yourself."
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"I've been calling you to set it up."
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"You never call me back."
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"Now Dr. Ramusami probably wandering"
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"around Penn Station eating pretzels."
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"Okay, you don't know that he's eating pretzels."
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"Also, that's an adorable worst-case scenario"
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"for someone lost alone in New York."
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"I have to go and pick him up."
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"Could you please fix up this iPad for me?"
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"Can I just do it later?"
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"I'm going to see this X-Men movie."
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"I don't want to miss the trailers."
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"I got to go."
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"I'm not your personal computer guy."
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"Whee!"
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"What is that?"
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"It's my abacus!"
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"Give it to me."
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"I think it's broken."
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"No, it works fine."
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"No, it's definitely broken."
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"Let me try and fix it."
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"Po-da!"
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"Aww, man..."
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"Dad, I want to study in medical college and become a doctor."
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"Ramesh, we don't have money for that."
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"Work in the factory for a few years."
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"Then we'll see about all of that."
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"♪ ♪"
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"And over here, the examination rooms."
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"So that's the basic go-around of the facility."
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"Do you understand everything?"
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"Yeah."
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"So someone said when the new doctor comes to town,"
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"you usually take the family to the steak house."
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"Is that tonight?"
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"Should I get my wife?"
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"Uh, no."
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"There is no dinner."
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"You can just go to the cafeteria and eat."
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"♪ ♪"
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"-Your eyes are closed? -Yes."
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"-They're closed? -Yes."
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"Now open them!"
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"A computer!"
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"Whoa."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"Can I just do it later?"
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"I got to see this X-Men movie,"
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"and I don't want to miss the trailers."
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"I got to go."
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"I'm not your personal computer guy."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"I think I'm gonna head out soon, Dad."
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