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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - You're No Fun Anymore (S01E01)

"So I am!"
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"This is right up my street."
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"Oh, good."
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"Now, first of all"
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"Why would anyone turn into a scotsman?"
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"Um, for business reasons?"
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"No, no, only because he has no control over his own destiny."
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"Look, I'll show you."
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"I see!"
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"Yes, so this means that some person or persons unknown"
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"Is turning all these people into scotsmen."
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"Oh, what kind of heartless fiend"
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"Could do that to a man?"
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"I don't know, I don't know."
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"All I know is that these people"
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"Are streaming north of the border"
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"At the rate of thousands every hour."
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"If we don't act fast"
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"Scotland will be choked with scotsmen!"
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"Ooh!"
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"soon, scotland was full of scotsmen."
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"the overcrowding was pitiful."
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"three men to a caber."
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"for the few who remained"
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"life was increasingly difficult."
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"Charles!"
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"Thank goodness I've found you."
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"It's mummy."
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"Hello, mummy."
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"No, no, mummy's turned into a scotsman."
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"Oh, how horrible!"
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"Will they stop at nothing?"
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"I don't know."
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"Do you think they will?"
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"I meant that rhetorically."
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"What does rhetorically mean?"
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"It means I didn't expect an answer."
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"Oh, I see."
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"Oh, you're so clever, charles."
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"Did mummy say anything as she changed?"
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"Yes, she did, now you come to mention it."
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"Well, what was it?"
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"Oh, she said them."
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"Is that someone at the door?"
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"No, it's just the incidental music for the scene."
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"Oh, I see."
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"Them-- wait a minute!"
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"A whole minute?"
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"No, I meant that metaphorically."
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"Them... them..."
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"She was obviously referring"
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"To the people who turned her into a scotsman."
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"If only we knew who they were"
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"And why they were doing it."
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"Who are them?"
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"then suddenly, a clue turned up in scotland."
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"mr. angus podgorny, owner of a dunbar menswear shop"
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"received an order for 48 million kilts"
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"from the planet skyron in the galaxy of andromeda."
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"Angus, how are you going to get"
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"48 million kilts into the van?"
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"I'll have to do it in two goes."
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"Do you not ken that the galaxy of andromeda"
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"Is 2,200,000 light-years away?"
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"Is that so?"
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"Aye, and you've never been further"
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"Than berwick-on-tweed."
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"Aye."
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"But think of the money, dear-- £18.10 a kilt."
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"That's..."
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"£900 million!"
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"And that's without sporrans."
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"Aye, I think you ought not to go, angus."
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"Aye, we'd be able to afford writing paper"
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"With our names on it."
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"We'd be able to buy that extension to the toilet."
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"Yeah, but he hasn't signed"
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"The order yet, has he?"
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"Who?"
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"Och, the man from andromeda."
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"Och, well..."
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"He wasn't really a man, do you ken?"
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"Not really a man?"
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"He was as strange a thing as ever I saw"
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"Or ever I hope to see, god willing."
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"He were a strange, unearthly creature"
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"A quivering, glistening mass."
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"Angus podgorny, what do you mean?"
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"He wasn't so much a man as..."
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"A blancmange!"
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"A blancmange, eh?"
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"Yes, that's right."
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"I was just having a game of doubles"
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"With sandra and jocasta, alec and david..."
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"Hang on."
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"What?"
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"There's five."
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"What?"
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"Five people-- how do you play doubles"
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"With five people?"
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"Ah, well, we were..."
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"Sounds a bit funny if you ask me"
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"Playing doubles with five people."
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"Well, we often play like that."
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"Jocasta plays on the side receiving service."
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"Oh, yes?"
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"Yes, it helps to speed the game up"
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"And make it a lot faster"
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"And it means jocasta isn't left out."
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"Look, are you asking me to believe"
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"That the five of you was playing doubles"
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"When on the very next court"
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"There was a blancmange playing by itself?"
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"That's right, yes."
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"Well, answer me this then."
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"Why didn't jocasta play the blancmange at singles"
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"While you and sandra and alec and david"
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"Had a proper game of doubles with four people?"
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"Because jocasta always plays with us."
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"She's a friend of ours."
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