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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom (S01E01)

"It's... ah!"
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"Have you finished in there yet?"
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"dear sir, I object strongly"
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"to the obvious lavatorial turn this show has already taken."
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"why do we never hear about the good things in britain"
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"like mary bignall's wonderful jump in 1964?"
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"Yours etc., ken voyeur."
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"dear sir, I object strongly"
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"to the obvious athletic turn this show has now taken."
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"why can't we hear more about the human body?"
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"there is nothing embarrassing or nasty about the human body"
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"Except for the intestines and bits of the bottom."
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"dear sir, I object strongly to the letters on your program."
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"they are clearly not written by the general public"
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"and are merely included for a cheap laugh."
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"Yours etc., william knickers."
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"That was absolutely revolting."
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"Nasty. disgusting. rubbish."
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"I, too, take strong exception"
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"To this resurgence of cheap jokes about poo-poos."
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"Mr. voyeur's letter stated very... oh... um... excuse me."
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"As I was saying, the letter previously read made quite clear"
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"The view of a great majority..."
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"1348... the black death, typhus, cholera"
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"Consumption, bubonic plague..."
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"Ah, those were the days."
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"Now, I'm not... I'm..."
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"Now, I'm not prepared to go on with this"
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"Unless these interruptions cease-- all right?"
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"Right."
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"The devastating effect"
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"Of these..."
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"No, don't follow me, and don't zoom in on me."
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"No, I'm off, I'm off."
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"That's it, that's all."
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"I'm off."
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"Are you nervy, irritable, depressed, tired of life?"
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"Keep it up."
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"This house is surrounded."
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"I'm afraid I must not ask anyone"
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"To leave the room."
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"No, I must ask nobody..."
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"No, I must ask everybody..."
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"To... I must not ask"
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"Anyone to leave..."
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"No one must be asked by me to leave room..."
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"No, no one must ask the room to leave i."
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"I ask the room, shall my someone be left?"
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"Not... ask nobody the room"
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"Somebody leave shall i?"
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"Shall I leave the room?"
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"Everyone must leave the room as it is..."
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"With them in it."
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"Understand?"
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"You don't want anybody to leave the room."
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"Now, alduce me to introlow myself."
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"I'm sorry... alself me to myduce introlow..."
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"Introme to-lose mylow."
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"Alme to you introself my..."
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"Excuse me a moment."
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"Allow me to introduce myself."
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"I'm afraid I must ask that no one leave the room."
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"Allow me to introduce myself: I'm inspector tiger."
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"Tiger?"
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"Where, where?!"
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"Me tiger..."
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"You jane."
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"grrrr"
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"Beg your pardon."
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"Allow me to introduce myself."
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"I'm afraid I must ask that no one leave the room."
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"Why not?"
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"Elementary."
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"Since the body was found in this room"
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"And no one has left it"
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"Therefore the murderer must be somebody"
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"In this room."
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"What body?!"
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"Somebody..."
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"In this room must the murderer be."
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"The murderer of the body"
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"Is somebody in this room"
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"Which nobody must leave."
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"Leave the body in the room not to be left by anybody."
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"Nobody leaves anybody or the body with somebody."
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"Anybody who is anybody shall leave the body in the room-body."
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"Take the tablets, tiger."
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"Anybody with a body but not the body is nobody."
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"Nobody leaves the body in the..."
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"Albody me introbody al..."
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"Now for sir gerald."
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"That's better."
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"Now, I'm inspector tiger"
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"And I must ask that nobody leave the room."
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"Now, someone has committed a murder here"
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"And that murderer is someone in this room."
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"The question is... who?"
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"Look, there hasn't been a murder."
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"No murder?"
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"No."
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"Oh."
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"I don't like it."
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"It's too simple"
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"Too clear-cut."
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"I'd better wait."
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"No, too simple, too clear-cut."
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"By jove"
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"He was right!"
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"This house is surrounded."
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"I must ask that no one leave the room."
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"I'm chief superintendent lookout."
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"Lookout?"
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"What? where?"
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"Oh, me... lookout."
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"Lookout of the yard."
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"Why? what would we see?"
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"Sorry?"
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"Well, what will we see if we look out of the yard?"
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"I'm afraid I don't follow that at all."
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"Aha! the body."
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