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Clips from Central Park - Skater's Circle (S01E01)

Okay. So Paige isn't excited yet,

"Okay. So Paige isn't excited yet,"

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but the meeting she's covering is very important.

"but the meeting she's covering is very important."

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Trust me.

"Trust me."

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By the way, guess who took my advice

"By the way, guess who took my advice"

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and went to go make peace with Glorious Gary?

"and went to go make peace with Glorious Gary?"

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Which is surprising because Owen really doesn't leave the park if he can help it.

"Which is surprising because Owen really doesn't leave the park if he can help it."

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I mean, he doesn't have real-life clothes.

"I mean, he doesn't have real-life clothes."

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Here we go. Easy-peasy.

"Here we go. Easy-peasy."

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Oh, God! Okay, oncoming cars.

"Oh, God! Okay, oncoming cars."

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Wait for the walking sign to walk out of the park. Right, right, right.

"Wait for the walking sign to walk out of the park. Right, right, right."

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Do it while we can

"Do it while we can"

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What are you doing here? This isn't your beat.

"What are you doing here? This isn't your beat."

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Mr. Lead Detective from the Special Gum Wrapper Unit.

"Mr. Lead Detective from the Special Gum Wrapper Unit."

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Nice to see you too, Gary.

"Nice to see you too, Gary."

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Look, I got boom boxes to fix here.

"Look, I got boom boxes to fix here."

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So I really don't need any of your crabby crab face.

"So I really don't need any of your crabby crab face."

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I don't have crabby crab face. If anyone has crabby crab face, it's you.

"I don't have crabby crab face. If anyone has crabby crab face, it's you."

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Well, shouldn't I? You hassled me every time I put on my skates.

"Well, shouldn't I? You hassled me every time I put on my skates."

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You didn't respect the park!

"You didn't respect the park!"

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We know when we're not wanted.

"We know when we're not wanted."

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I heard from Disco Doug that you wanted to rip up the pavement

"I heard from Disco Doug that you wanted to rip up the pavement"

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and plant flowers or something.

"and plant flowers or something."

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Yeah. 'Cause it's a park.

"Yeah. 'Cause it's a park."

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And your rules. Your crazy rules!

"And your rules. Your crazy rules!"

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My rules weren't crazy.

"My rules weren't crazy."

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-You killed the scene. -I didn't know gum was a scene.

"-You killed the scene. -I didn't know gum was a scene."

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-Get outta my shop. -It's not your shop, Gary!

"-Get outta my shop. -It's not your shop, Gary!"

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It says "Larry's Stereo Repair" on the sign.

"It says "Larry's Stereo Repair" on the sign."

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Well, Larry's my best friend, so it's like my shop.

"Well, Larry's my best friend, so it's like my shop."

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Your name is Gary and you have a best friend named Larry?

"Your name is Gary and you have a best friend named Larry?"

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Yeah! So what?

"Yeah! So what?"

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That's-- I don't even know what to say about that.

"That's-- I don't even know what to say about that."

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Out!

"Out!"

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That went well. I'll make some calls.

"That went well. I'll make some calls."

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Don't worry about it. Let's keep moving. Let's keep moving.

"Don't worry about it. Let's keep moving. Let's keep moving."

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Hello, every money-- body. Everybody.

"Hello, every money-- body. Everybody."

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Sorry. Thank you for coming.

"Sorry. Thank you for coming."

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What if I were to tell you

"What if I were to tell you"

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that you could get in on the ground floor of the biggest real estate deal

"that you could get in on the ground floor of the biggest real estate deal"

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in the history of the world?

"in the history of the world?"

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Hi. Quick question over here, Bitsy.

"Hi. Quick question over here, Bitsy."

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Are you wearing a dog?

"Are you wearing a dog?"

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-It's Shampagne. -Yes, please.

"-It's Shampagne. -Yes, please."

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But why are you wearing a dog?

"But why are you wearing a dog?"

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It's Shampagne. He was traumatized.

"It's Shampagne. He was traumatized."

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It's a whole thing. Don't worry about it.

"It's a whole thing. Don't worry about it."

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I'm not gonna lie. It's a little distracting.

"I'm not gonna lie. It's a little distracting."

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No, it's not! It's perfectly normal. Now...

"No, it's not! It's perfectly normal. Now..."

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Damn it. Hold still.

"Damn it. Hold still."

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-Take him out of here. -Like, to a farm?

"-Take him out of here. -Like, to a farm?"

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-No. To his room. -Fine.

"-No. To his room. -Fine."

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-You're too nice. -All right.

"-You're too nice. -All right."

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Oh, son of a bitch.

"Oh, son of a bitch."

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Why has it always been like this?

"Why has it always been like this?"

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I wish I could forget the past

"I wish I could forget the past"

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The kids at school picked me last

"The kids at school picked me last"

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I wasn't tall, I wasn't fast

"I wasn't tall, I wasn't fast"

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I was small and a total outcast

"I was small and a total outcast"

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Maybe it's time I forgive them.

"Maybe it's time I forgive them."

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No.

"No."

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I'll make 'em pay proper respect to me

"I'll make 'em pay proper respect to me"

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Pay for not accepting me

"Pay for not accepting me"

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Pay for neglecting me

"Pay for neglecting me"

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Pay for their sins God, where do I begin?

"Pay for their sins God, where do I begin?"

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My brother was the golden child

"My brother was the golden child"

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He taunted and reviled me

"He taunted and reviled me"

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I envied Little Orphan Annie

"I envied Little Orphan Annie"

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The only person meaner than my father Was the nanny

"The only person meaner than my father Was the nanny"

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I'll make 'em pay for their condescension

"I'll make 'em pay for their condescension"

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Pay with their full attention

"Pay with their full attention"

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Pay for the privilege of kissing my toes As I sit on my throne

"Pay for the privilege of kissing my toes As I sit on my throne"

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I shower them with golden opportunities

"I shower them with golden opportunities"

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But no one bites

"But no one bites"

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They belittle me

"They belittle me"

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I'm constantly ignored

"I'm constantly ignored"

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And no one sees my genius

"And no one sees my genius"

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I'd like to be adored

"I'd like to be adored"

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Must I grow a penis?

"Must I grow a penis?"

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Seriously.

"Seriously."

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I'll make them pay

"I'll make them pay"

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Tell the bankers to wire

"Tell the bankers to wire"

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Pay to build my empire

"Pay to build my empire"

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Pay My desire is to raise up the rent

"Pay My desire is to raise up the rent"

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And squeeze every cent

"And squeeze every cent"

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They will pay

"They will pay"

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Oh, they will pay

"Oh, they will pay"

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And they won't dismiss me

"And they won't dismiss me"

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I'm Bitsy, I'm ritzy, I'm glitzy

"I'm Bitsy, I'm ritzy, I'm glitzy"

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They can't resist me

"They can't resist me"

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I'll make them pay

"I'll make them pay"

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Hello. Are we guests at the hotel?

"Hello. Are we guests at the hotel?"

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May I see your keycard?

"May I see your keycard?"

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Oh, welcome back, Mr. and Mrs. Ottomeier. Did you enjoy the museum?

"Oh, welcome back, Mr. and Mrs. Ottomeier. Did you enjoy the museum?"

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You should. You paid for it.

"You should. You paid for it."

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He knows everyone.

"He knows everyone."

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I mean, hey. It'll be fine.

"I mean, hey. It'll be fine."

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I'm gonna create a diversion. You slip in and then head straight to the elevators.

"I'm gonna create a diversion. You slip in and then head straight to the elevators."

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-Straight up to the elevators. Right. -Relax. Relax.

"-Straight up to the elevators. Right. -Relax. Relax."

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The most important thing is to look rich. Like you belong.

"The most important thing is to look rich. Like you belong."

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Show me your rich pose.

"Show me your rich pose."

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No, not like that. Do it better.

"No, not like that. Do it better."

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What is that? What are you doing with your hands?

"What is that? What are you doing with your hands?"

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I'm throwing all my money in the air like confetti.

"I'm throwing all my money in the air like confetti."

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Maybe don't do that.

"Maybe don't do that."

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Or, I don't know, try it.

"Or, I don't know, try it."

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Anyway, get on the elevator with someone who has a keycard.

"Anyway, get on the elevator with someone who has a keycard."

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Then pat your pockets and say something like,

"Then pat your pockets and say something like,"

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"Mine must be in my dinner jacket."

""Mine must be in my dinner jacket.""

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I don't know. I guess that seems pretty doable.

"I don't know. I guess that seems pretty doable."

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-Great. Let's go. -Wait.

"-Great. Let's go. -Wait."

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What if Shampagne doesn't remember me?

"What if Shampagne doesn't remember me?"

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Well, yeah. That would hurt. But there's only one way to find out.

"Well, yeah. That would hurt. But there's only one way to find out."

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Okay. I was kinda hoping you'd be like,

"Okay. I was kinda hoping you'd be like,"

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"Of course he'll remember you. You're great." Blah, blah, blah.

""Of course he'll remember you. You're great." Blah, blah, blah."

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Oh, totally. That too. That too.

"Oh, totally. That too. That too."

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Now get ready to strut in there like a rich, pompous little gentleman.

"Now get ready to strut in there like a rich, pompous little gentleman."

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Sneezing fit.

"Sneezing fit."

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Do you have a Kleenex? Does anyone have a Kleenex?

"Do you have a Kleenex? Does anyone have a Kleenex?"

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Hey, here's a tissue for your issue.

"Hey, here's a tissue for your issue."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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