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Clips from Central Park - Skater's Circle (S01E01)

Oh, wow.

"Oh, wow."

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Bear with me, guys.

"Bear with me, guys."

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It's fighting me.

"It's fighting me."

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Okay, I think we got 'em. Thank you.

"Okay, I think we got 'em. Thank you."

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Oh, boy. No, thanks. That's not how this transaction works.

"Oh, boy. No, thanks. That's not how this transaction works."

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I believe the show starts at 8:00.

"I believe the show starts at 8:00."

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-Oh, that's great. Well, we'll meet you. -Oh, good.

"-Oh, that's great. Well, we'll meet you. -Oh, good."

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Yes, well, that's about it.

"Yes, well, that's about it."

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-Fabulous. -I got them.

"-Fabulous. -I got them."

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Must have left my dinner in other jacket.

"Must have left my dinner in other jacket."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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I have a feeling you need my help in not being here.

"I have a feeling you need my help in not being here."

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Hey, I know where I know you from.

"Hey, I know where I know you from."

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You're that kid. The one who found Shampagne.

"You're that kid. The one who found Shampagne."

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I just wanted to see him again.

"I just wanted to see him again."

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We bonded, like the most you can bond.

"We bonded, like the most you can bond."

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And there were things left unsaid.

"And there were things left unsaid."

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Listen, I'm sorry.

"Listen, I'm sorry."

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I would tell you you can see him when they walk him.

"I would tell you you can see him when they walk him."

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But he's on lockdown. No walks.

"But he's on lockdown. No walks."

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They put down Wee-Wee Pads on the balcony.

"They put down Wee-Wee Pads on the balcony."

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They even have a trainer who goes up to work him out up there.

"They even have a trainer who goes up to work him out up there."

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-A trainer? -Yeah.

"-A trainer? -Yeah."

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A lot of stretching, Pilates, core work, you know.

"A lot of stretching, Pilates, core work, you know."

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He doesn't need core work. His core's perfect!

"He doesn't need core work. His core's perfect!"

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Sorry, kid.

"Sorry, kid."

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Here. In case you need it.

"Here. In case you need it."

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-Thanks. Oh! It's wet. -Yeah.

"-Thanks. Oh! It's wet. -Yeah."

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So, we're gonna try this again with Owen and Glorious Gary.

"So, we're gonna try this again with Owen and Glorious Gary."

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And this time, I'll be here to help

"And this time, I'll be here to help"

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with my always good words and delightful dimples.

"with my always good words and delightful dimples."

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Do I have dimples? I might not have dimples.

"Do I have dimples? I might not have dimples."

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Owen. Glorious Gary. Thank you for meeting me here.

"Owen. Glorious Gary. Thank you for meeting me here."

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I know you spoke earlier, and it wasn't great.

"I know you spoke earlier, and it wasn't great."

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But, Glorious Gary, you don't talk with your mouth,

"But, Glorious Gary, you don't talk with your mouth,"

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you talk with skates.

"you talk with skates."

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No, I also talk with my mouth.

"No, I also talk with my mouth."

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I'm making a good point.

"I'm making a good point."

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And, Owen, the second you heard that Glorious Gary wasn't skating up here,

"And, Owen, the second you heard that Glorious Gary wasn't skating up here,"

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you were upset. I saw it.

"you were upset. I saw it."

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And you probably just couldn't say that to Glorious Gary

"And you probably just couldn't say that to Glorious Gary"

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because of your litter issues,

"because of your litter issues,"

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which are a total vibe killer.

"which are a total vibe killer."

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It's the park rules. Littering's a crime committed by criminals. But yeah, sure.

"It's the park rules. Littering's a crime committed by criminals. But yeah, sure."

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So let's come together and skate it out. Right, Owen?

"So let's come together and skate it out. Right, Owen?"

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-Yeah. Wait, what? -It's the only way to make this right.

"-Yeah. Wait, what? -It's the only way to make this right."

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I mean, no. I'm not really a skater. I have a high center of gravity.

"I mean, no. I'm not really a skater. I have a high center of gravity."

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Yeah. You're not a skater. You're a hater. Let's forget it.

"Yeah. You're not a skater. You're a hater. Let's forget it."

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It was stupid of me to think

"It was stupid of me to think"

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you'd care about something that wasn't a plant anyway.

"you'd care about something that wasn't a plant anyway."

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Oh, he went there, plant-wise.

"Oh, he went there, plant-wise."

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Gary, wait.

"Gary, wait."

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Glorious Gary, let's skate.

"Glorious Gary, let's skate."

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-I'm dying. I'm dying! -He's fine.

"-I'm dying. I'm dying! -He's fine."

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Oh, it hurts. It hurts!

"Oh, it hurts. It hurts!"

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Ow, heart! You son of a bitch!

"Ow, heart! You son of a bitch!"

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He just didn't have lunch.

"He just didn't have lunch."

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-That's him. -He heard you.

"-That's him. -He heard you."

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I can't believe it. What do I do?

"I can't believe it. What do I do?"

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-Howl back. -Oh, right.

"-Howl back. -Oh, right."

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He remembers me.

"He remembers me."

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You were right. We did it.

"You were right. We did it."

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He remembers me

"He remembers me"

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I'm so relieved

"I'm so relieved"

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He remembers me

"He remembers me"

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I should've believed

"I should've believed"

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He remembers me

"He remembers me"

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We'll be best pals

"We'll be best pals"

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He remembers me

"He remembers me"

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What a boost in morale

"What a boost in morale"

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-And I'm feeling like a superhero -I'm

"-And I'm feeling like a superhero -I'm"

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Weirdos make great superheroes

"Weirdos make great superheroes"

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You can give us all your problems

"You can give us all your problems"

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'Cause you know we'll solve 'em

"'Cause you know we'll solve 'em"

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It's a secret everybody should know

"It's a secret everybody should know"

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Weirdos make great superheroes

"Weirdos make great superheroes"

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Weirdos make great superheroes

"Weirdos make great superheroes"

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And now for the final items on the agenda: the renewals of the city's P3s.

"And now for the final items on the agenda: the renewals of the city's P3s."

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-What are the P3s? -Public-private partnerships.

"-What are the P3s? -Public-private partnerships."

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Oh, my God. It's more boring when you say the whole thing. I prefer P3s.

"Oh, my God. It's more boring when you say the whole thing. I prefer P3s."

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Like the business improvement districts. Times Square, Bryant Park...

"Like the business improvement districts. Times Square, Bryant Park..."

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Yeah, I got it. Thanks. Thank you.

"Yeah, I got it. Thanks. Thank you."

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Motion to re-ratify the Union Square partnership.

"Motion to re-ratify the Union Square partnership."

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-All in favor. -Aye.

"-All in favor. -Aye."

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Motion to re-ratify the Hudson Yards Hell's Kitchen Alliance.

"Motion to re-ratify the Hudson Yards Hell's Kitchen Alliance."

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-All in favor. -Aye.

"-All in favor. -Aye."

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Motion to re-ratify the contract for the Central Park League.

"Motion to re-ratify the contract for the Central Park League."

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-All in favor. -Aye.

"-All in favor. -Aye."

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No.

"No."

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What's going on?

"What's going on?"

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Councilman Leo Shallenhammer just voted no.

"Councilman Leo Shallenhammer just voted no."

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But everyone else voted yes.

"But everyone else voted yes."

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If the vote's not unanimous,

"If the vote's not unanimous,"

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the Park League contract automatically goes into a debate period.

"the Park League contract automatically goes into a debate period."

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So they have 60 days to debate it and get it ratified.

"So they have 60 days to debate it and get it ratified."

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And if not, their contract with the city ends.

"And if not, their contract with the city ends."

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We're talking about Central Park?

"We're talking about Central Park?"

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The one that's central? The park that's in the middle?

"The one that's central? The park that's in the middle?"

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Are you really a reporter?

"Are you really a reporter?"

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This is huge. Oh, crap.

"This is huge. Oh, crap."

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Downtown, downtown. Two-step. Turn.

"Downtown, downtown. Two-step. Turn."

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Owen, you're not gonna believe this.

"Owen, you're not gonna believe this."

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The Park League contract is, I don't know, in debate, or something.

"The Park League contract is, I don't know, in debate, or something."

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It's a P3 thing. P3 is lingo. I know a lot of lingo now.

"It's a P3 thing. P3 is lingo. I know a lot of lingo now."

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I don't wanna worry you. Everything is probably okay,

"I don't wanna worry you. Everything is probably okay,"

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but you should possibly, totally be worried.

"but you should possibly, totally be worried."

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I'm gonna head home.

"I'm gonna head home."

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Is that... Dad?

"Is that... Dad?"

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Oh, my God. That's horrifying. I mean...

"Oh, my God. That's horrifying. I mean..."

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Go, Dad!

"Go, Dad!"

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Is it done?

"Is it done?"

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There's the fist pump. That's the signal we agreed on.

"There's the fist pump. That's the signal we agreed on."

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Helen said it was too big, but she's a dork.

"Helen said it was too big, but she's a dork."

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Anyway, everyone!

"Anyway, everyone!"

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The Central Park League contract has just been put on hold by the City Council.

"The Central Park League contract has just been put on hold by the City Council."

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I feel like you're saying that like it's a big deal,

"I feel like you're saying that like it's a big deal,"

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but I don't get why it's a big deal.

"but I don't get why it's a big deal."

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It means that soon funds to the park will be cut off.

"It means that soon funds to the park will be cut off."

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And when those funds are cut off, the park will start to die.

"And when those funds are cut off, the park will start to die."

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And when the park starts to die, people will turn against it.

"And when the park starts to die, people will turn against it."

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