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Clips from Central Park - Skater's Circle (S01E01)

Are you serious? How about hundreds of drawings of a boy I've talked to once?

"Are you serious? How about hundreds of drawings of a boy I've talked to once?"

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No offense, but I really don't think our relationships are in the same league.

"No offense, but I really don't think our relationships are in the same league."

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One is a love pure and true and eternal. And one is your thing.

"One is a love pure and true and eternal. And one is your thing."

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Yep. Thanks.

"Yep. Thanks."

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Sorry. You came outta nowhere.

"Sorry. You came outta nowhere."

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You probably don't think that you came outta nowhere.

"You probably don't think that you came outta nowhere."

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You probably had a clear plan of where you were going to go.

"You probably had a clear plan of where you were going to go."

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Okay. I see by your eyes that you would like to get away from here,

"Okay. I see by your eyes that you would like to get away from here,"

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so I'm just gonna sit back down and put my arms over my head

"so I'm just gonna sit back down and put my arms over my head"

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and sink into a hole.

"and sink into a hole."

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Here I go.

"Here I go."

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Did that sound as bad as I think it did?

"Did that sound as bad as I think it did?"

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Did you think it sounded really bad?

"Did you think it sounded really bad?"

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Another day of this

"Another day of this"

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Living in a made-up world where I fit

"Living in a made-up world where I fit"

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I know I can dominate

"I know I can dominate"

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More than two-dimensional space

"More than two-dimensional space"

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Did I just break that? I'm sorry.

"Did I just break that? I'm sorry."

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And if I had my way, I could surprise them

"And if I had my way, I could surprise them"

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I'd flip the script and say

"I'd flip the script and say"

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Everybody else's lines, like

"Everybody else's lines, like"

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Hello. Good morning to you, fine sir. You're looking well.

"Hello. Good morning to you, fine sir. You're looking well."

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Why am I doing an accent?

"Why am I doing an accent?"

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Or yeah. Sports. I mean, right?

"Or yeah. Sports. I mean, right?"

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I wouldn't get tongue-tied, get nervous

"I wouldn't get tongue-tied, get nervous"

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But he's so tall

"But he's so tall"

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How old is he?

"How old is he?"

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She's gorgeous

"She's gorgeous"

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Is it too much to ask for?

"Is it too much to ask for?"

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I wanna be more

"I wanna be more"

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I wanna be

"I wanna be"

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A superhero

"A superhero"

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Watch me fly

"Watch me fly"

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Anywhere that I want to go

"Anywhere that I want to go"

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And you can give me all your problems

"And you can give me all your problems"

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'Cause you know I'll solve them

"'Cause you know I'll solve them"

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It's a secret everybody ought to know

"It's a secret everybody ought to know"

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Weirdos make great superheroes

"Weirdos make great superheroes"

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Weirdos make great superheroes

"Weirdos make great superheroes"

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See, now it's catching on

"See, now it's catching on"

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We're in our very own personal Comic-Con

"We're in our very own personal Comic-Con"

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And everyone's invited

"And everyone's invited"

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Yeah!

"Yeah!"

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Weirdos united

"Weirdos united"

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And I can be with my true love

"And I can be with my true love"

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Shampagne, here I come

"Shampagne, here I come"

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-Loving a dog romantically is very cool. -Yeah.

"-Loving a dog romantically is very cool. -Yeah."

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Weird is the only rule

"Weird is the only rule"

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And I

"And I"

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Wanna be a superhero

"Wanna be a superhero"

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Watch me fly

"Watch me fly"

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Anywhere that I want to roam

"Anywhere that I want to roam"

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-And you can give me all your problems -I'll give you all my problems

"-And you can give me all your problems -I'll give you all my problems"

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-'Cause you know I'll solve them -'Cause you know I'll solve them

"-'Cause you know I'll solve them -'Cause you know I'll solve them"

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Weird is super And now you know

"Weird is super And now you know"

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-Weirdos make great superheroes -Weirdos make great...

"-Weirdos make great superheroes -Weirdos make great..."

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Weirdos make great superheroes

"Weirdos make great superheroes"

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I just need to see him.

"I just need to see him."

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But he's all the way up in that penthouse, so it's impossible.

"But he's all the way up in that penthouse, so it's impossible."

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-Nothing's impossible. -Did your voice just get really weird?

"-Nothing's impossible. -Did your voice just get really weird?"

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Listen, Cole. After school, we are going to the Brandenham Hotel.

"Listen, Cole. After school, we are going to the Brandenham Hotel."

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And I'm gonna get you up in that penthouse, gosh darn it.

"And I'm gonna get you up in that penthouse, gosh darn it."

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Whoa, girl. Look at you. All confident.

"Whoa, girl. Look at you. All confident."

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I know. I'm trying something. I think it's going really well.

"I know. I'm trying something. I think it's going really well."

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You're gonna see Shampagne again.

"You're gonna see Shampagne again."

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Do the chairs look all right? Are they too close together?

"Do the chairs look all right? Are they too close together?"

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Do meetings still have chairs,

"Do meetings still have chairs,"

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or should we be like those tech companies and stand?

"or should we be like those tech companies and stand?"

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Should we order a foosball table? What do we do?

"Should we order a foosball table? What do we do?"

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-The chairs are fine. Calm down. -I am calm!

"-The chairs are fine. Calm down. -I am calm!"

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We're about to have $500 billion in one room.

"We're about to have $500 billion in one room."

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We gotta knock these bozos' wieners off.

"We gotta knock these bozos' wieners off."

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-Now, tweeze me while I get pumped up. -Fine.

"-Now, tweeze me while I get pumped up. -Fine."

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Not my eyebrows. Start with my moles.

"Not my eyebrows. Start with my moles."

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Fat Man first, then Little Boy, then get my chin.

"Fat Man first, then Little Boy, then get my chin."

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Oh, this one's a fighter.

"Oh, this one's a fighter."

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Be the ball. Bring it home.

"Be the ball. Bring it home."

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I hope they don't talk over you like the last meeting.

"I hope they don't talk over you like the last meeting."

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They didn't talk over me.

"They didn't talk over me."

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They just kept saying words while I was saying words.

"They just kept saying words while I was saying words."

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Right. It's just-- I mean,

"Right. It's just-- I mean,"

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sometimes it seemed like those investors were just outright ignoring you.

"sometimes it seemed like those investors were just outright ignoring you."

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Well, I'm not going to let them this time. They will respect me and fear me.

"Well, I'm not going to let them this time. They will respect me and fear me."

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Can we talk about the dog in the BabyBjörn?

"Can we talk about the dog in the BabyBjörn?"

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You heard the dog therapist.

"You heard the dog therapist."

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This is to help recreate the bond that got broken

"This is to help recreate the bond that got broken"

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when he was so traumatized by being free--

"when he was so traumatized by being free--"

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I mean, being out there.

"I mean, being out there."

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No wonder someone got mugged up here.

"No wonder someone got mugged up here."

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There's no one around.

"There's no one around."

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Where is everyone? People skate here, right? Like, all the time?

"Where is everyone? People skate here, right? Like, all the time?"

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Yeah, you know, not so much anymore.

"Yeah, you know, not so much anymore."

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-What? Since when? -Well, since Glorious Gary stopped coming.

"-What? Since when? -Well, since Glorious Gary stopped coming."

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He's really the heart of the scene, you know.

"He's really the heart of the scene, you know."

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I know he's the heart of the scene. I've known Gary for years.

"I know he's the heart of the scene. I've known Gary for years."

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-It's Glorious Gary. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Glorious Gary.

"-It's Glorious Gary. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Glorious Gary."

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Did I ever love to watch that man move on eight wheels.

"Did I ever love to watch that man move on eight wheels."

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And when he'd shoot the moon... Exquisite.

"And when he'd shoot the moon... Exquisite."

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But you never liked those skaters, did you?

"But you never liked those skaters, did you?"

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Well, "never liked" is a little strong.

"Well, "never liked" is a little strong."

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I liked the skaters. I just didn't like how they treated the place.

"I liked the skaters. I just didn't like how they treated the place."

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-All their gum wrappers. -The gum wrappers?

"-All their gum wrappers. -The gum wrappers?"

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Yeah. They tossed gum wrappers everywhere.

"Yeah. They tossed gum wrappers everywhere."

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It drove me crazy.

"It drove me crazy."

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But if Glorious Gary and his crew had been here,

"But if Glorious Gary and his crew had been here,"

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maybe the mugging wouldn't have happened.

"maybe the mugging wouldn't have happened."

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Oh, you're walking over there. Okay.

"Oh, you're walking over there. Okay."

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Hey, Owen. Maybe you and Glorious Gary should, I don't know, bury the hatchet.

"Hey, Owen. Maybe you and Glorious Gary should, I don't know, bury the hatchet."

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I know where he works. You could go see him and apologize.

"I know where he works. You could go see him and apologize."

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-For what? -For being uptight and uncool in general.

"-For what? -For being uptight and uncool in general."

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I wasn't uptight! I wasn't uptight!

"I wasn't uptight! I wasn't uptight!"

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Waste treatment disposal plant number five needs a repainting.

"Waste treatment disposal plant number five needs a repainting."

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We have multiple bids.

"We have multiple bids."

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Valve replacements on the Murray Hill fire hydrants.

"Valve replacements on the Murray Hill fire hydrants."

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We have seven bids.

"We have seven bids."

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-Did I miss anything? -Yes.

"-Did I miss anything? -Yes."

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You missed a fistfight between Councilman Collins and Councilman Kim.

"You missed a fistfight between Councilman Collins and Councilman Kim."

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Wow. When was that?

"Wow. When was that?"

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1998.

"1998."

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Oh, well. I'm gonna go back to paying a lot of attention.

"Oh, well. I'm gonna go back to paying a lot of attention."

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