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Clips from Central Park - Skater's Circle (S01E01)

"I love mornings in the park."
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"The light through the trees, the birds and the squirrels."
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"Is that a squirrel?"
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"What the hell am I looking at?"
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"Anyway, so peaceful, so tranquil."
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"I mean, outside it is. Inside there, it's not."
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"Where are my shorts?"
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"They're in the dryer. Remember? I was gonna wash, you were gonna fold."
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"Gotta get 'em out. They're gonna be wrinkly."
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"Mom, my heart is broken."
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"And I can't find my shoes."
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"I should probably not go to school, right?"
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"Oh, honey, I know you're sad about that dog, but you have to go to school."
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"Sorry. Your shoes were stinking up the kitchen, so I threw them somewhere."
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"Oh, God. The smell."
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"Cole's shoes! They're blocking the stairs."
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"I'm trapped up here. I'm gonna try and jump over them."
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"Molly, hot iron."
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"-Dad's freaking out. -I'm not freaking out!"
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"Owen's freaking out because he has a video conference call with the Park League"
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"in about one minute."
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"And he thinks it'll look unprofessional if he's not wearing pants."
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"Which it will."
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"Who's the Park League, you ask?"
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"Here's the crazy thing about Central Park."
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"They get about 90% of their money from the Park League,"
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"which basically is nice rich people who got together in the '70s"
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"to turn this place around."
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"It used to look like this."
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"No, I won't cut my hair, Dad!"
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"But now it looks like this."
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"Which you knew already 'cause of pictures and postcards of Central Park."
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"I bet you're saying, "Why tell me all this, Mr. Handsome,"
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"albeit, slightly unhealthy, Busker?"
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"Why show flashbacks and talk about leagues?"
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"Is it a super league of some kind?"
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"Is this a superhero story?" Well, kind of."
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"See, Owen will be tested today in a way he didn't expect."
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"Molly truly wants to be a superhero"
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"and just might get her chance along with her brother, Cole."
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"And Paige is gonna end up right in the middle of the action too."
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"Even though, at first, you'll be like..."
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"It'll involve the Park League and the city and..."
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"Just wait. Just wait."
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"My video call is in, like, T-minus two minutes, and I'm shortless."
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"Honey, the camera's not gonna see below your waist,"
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"unless the Park League people insist on looking at your legs."
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"And who can blame 'em?"
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"Give us a quick strut. One for Mama. Come on."
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"-Paige, no. -Come on."
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"Give me a quick hit just to get me going."
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"Okay. I'm late. I'm off to work."
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"In that wrinkly blouse?"
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"Oh, God. You're right."
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"This doesn't scream real deal news reporter."
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"This screams sad, frumpy lady with no mirrors in her house."
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"Okay, do me. Do me, please. Real quick."
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"So many parent body parts on display right now."
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"Paige, I have a video conference in one minute."
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"Everybody, out! Out!"
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"Hey. How come Mom doesn't have to wear a shirt? Mine's coming off."
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"-Good morning, everyone. -Whoa, Owen. Little close, huh, buddy?"
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"We can see up your nose. Is that what you were going for?"
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"There we go. Is that better?"
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"It's less personal."
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"Right. So, you all know a lot of plants--"
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"Owen, was there a mugging yesterday in Skater's Circle?"
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"Yes. A tiny mugging. No one hurt. Like a mini-mug."
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"I love mini things."
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"Should we be concerned?"
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"That's a busy spot. Lots of people around usually."
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"No. I'm headed over there now to check it out this morning."
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"Everything's smooth. Everything's under control."
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"-I smell burning. -No, no, no!"
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"Your tighty whities are mighty tighty."
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"Good Lord!"
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"These are the offices of Paige's newspaper, What's New, New York?"
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"It's the city's most absorbent paper three years running."
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"I have got a ton of ideas for my first hard-hitting news story."
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"Idea one: I go after the Mafia. Idea two--"
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"Cover the City Council Contracts Committee meeting."
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"What? Contracts committee? That's so boring."
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"It's hyperlocal. That's a good angle for us."
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"The big papers have dropped that kind of coverage."
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"Hyperlocal? I think maybe that only applies to vegetables."
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"Paige, your editor is giving you an assignment on the first day"
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"after he agreed to let you cover news."
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"-Fine! -Yeah. You got cream cheese on my door."
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"I'm coming back for it! There. Happy?"
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"Oh, no. It's Sewerpipe Mike!"
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"We have no one to blame but ourselves. We created him."
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"Don't put grease down the drain, people."
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"And don't flush baby wipes!"
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"He's almost 40% baby wipe!"
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"But it's you I'm gonna put down for a nap."
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"Can't get free!"
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"Hold on!"
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"Nice try."
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"Five-second rewind activate."
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"Hold on!"
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"Nice thinking. Gas dissolves grease, huh?"
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"Yes. It's a powerful solvent."
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"Just wash really well. It'll dry out your beautiful skin."
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"Did you say my beautiful skin?"
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"-What? -What was that?"
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"Five-second rewind activate."
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"Gas dissolves grease, huh?"
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"Yes. It's a powerful solvent."
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"Just wash really well. It'll dry out your skin."
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"And no one smoke, in general, but especially right now."
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"Thanks, Fista-Puffs. You're so great at everything and not awkward at all."
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"Wait, what? What do you mean "not awkward at all"?"
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"Oh, I mean, you're just not awkward."
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"I know. But when you say that, it makes me think I am awkward."
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"No, no, no."
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"Sigh."
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"Feeling sad, I take it?"
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"I get it. I get it. The heart, it's..."
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"It's tricky stuff. Trust me. I know."
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"How do you know?"
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