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Clips from Bust Down - Beige Rage (S01E01)

"and let her eat me out in front of our piglets."
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"- You think 'cause you a girl burger,"
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"I won't stomp your ass to the ground?"
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"I'm a bitch too, you need to-- - What is up with Friday?"
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"- Friday?"
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"Friday is mad cool."
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"Hey! Oh, that was--oh."
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"- He took me surfing. I didn't get in the water,"
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"but I told everybody I was a surfing nigga."
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"- I finally found a group of intellectual peers"
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"who understand my high-brow sense of humor."
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"We were over there talking about Black stuff, like,"
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"like, like jazz,"
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"and menthol, and red-lining."
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"And out of nowhere, he called me an uppity zip coon."
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"- [laughs]"
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"- I swear to God, if one more person laughs in my face"
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"about what that white devil said to me,"
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"I'ma blow my top."
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"- I think Friday's Iranian."
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"- I don't give a damn if the man is Ra's al Ghul."
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"Fuck Friday. You need to check your boy before I do."
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"- Don't fuck with Friday. It's not worth it."
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"Just get up out your light-skinned feelings."
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"* *"
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"Are you about to cry?"
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"- You think because I'm light-skinned"
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"I can't beat his ass."
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"- Nobody's saying that. - Mm, nah, you saying"
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"all you think I do is lick my lips,"
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"stick my thumb up my own butt,"
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"and ask when the next Drake album's coming out."
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"That's what you think of me, huh?"
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"- No. - Let me tell you"
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"something, Sam, I'll beat his ass."
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"I'll beat his ass on a Friday and everybody'll be like,"
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""Did you hear Friday got his ass beat on a Friday?"
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""Oh, he had a terrible weekend"
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"and he missed his fat fuckin' niece's eighth birthday.""
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"- I'm pretty sure Friday's an only child."
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"- I think I can just leave my toe out."
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"Yeah, that way I can get more space."
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"Loop de loop,"
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"bunny ears."
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"- Now,"
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"this could be a real beautiful moment"
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"where you open up about the person"
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"you've always been inside,"
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"and then you and I could finally"
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"have a real conversation, maybe even form a bond,"
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"but I know it's way, way dumber than that."
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"- Chris is doing something really cool outside."
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"And he said, ladies free before three, but no stud shit."
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"So I tried to go through Sam's stuff,"
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"but all she had was, like, Timbs and black Timbs."
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"So I put on your shoes, and I feel like they work."
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"- Yeah, just get out. - Okay."
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"- Ah, ah, ah, ah. Take my shoes off."
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"- You want to put on some other ones?"
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"- No, no, no. Just--just go barefoot."
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"And your toe is hanging--"
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"- You know I was killing that shit."
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"- Never. You could never!"
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"- [muttering]"
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"- [laughs] Ooh!"
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"Hey. What wrong with you?"
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"Is Instagram down?"
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"Did they remove filters from your phone?"
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"- No. Just stop, Jak. Not right now."
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"- Aww, you can't have a little sparkly face"
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"and a little bunny nose in the back of another man's car?"
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"- No, man. Okay, look."
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"It's that dude Friday over there."
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"[laughter]"
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"- Hold up, man. - It's my finger."
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"- I was with Nina's friends, and I was being hilarious"
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"by the way, you would've loved it."
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"And Friday basically"
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"called me a moulinyan monkey with reading glasses on."
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"- That's not right. - Right."
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"Exactly, you get it. - Nah, I see his point."
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"But you said you were being hilarious?"
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"That's impossible."
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"Light-skinned people as a race aren't funny."
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"Sure, you have your outliers like Mike Epps"
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"and Rachel Dolezal, but jokes just don't be hitting"
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"when you got all those freckles on your face."
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"- All right, man. All right. - [laughs]"
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"Hey. Hey!"
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"- What? - You wanna wrestle?"
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"- No. - Yeah!"
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"- [screaming] - [laughs]"
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"* *"
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"- What is wrong with you?"
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"- Come on, I'm playin'! - Are you sick?"
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"- Okay. - I'll 9/11 your face!"
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"- [laughs] What?"
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"Hey, that was pretty funny."
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"Hey! I said it was funny."
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"- [speaking in tongues] Otis Williams Jr."
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"I need the attention of the sinner before me."
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"- Jesus Christ, man. What now?"
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"- Uh-uh. Don't you use my nigga's name in vain,"
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"Ms. Corey in the House."
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"What you need to do is stop this demonic lifestyle"
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"and be good to that woman."
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"Or you're gon' suffer the consequences."
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"- What consequences?"
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"- I'm talkin' 'bout, being alone."
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"Alone, alone."
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"No girl. No friends."
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"No streaming services."
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"Sitting there watching Ari Melber clips"
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"on basic cable."
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"- But I have everybody's passwords."
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"- Uh-uh, they gone change 'em."
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"They don't like yo ass."
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"You gon' be sitting there in that stink"
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"little studio apartment."
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"Laptop keys sticky."
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