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Clips from Mr. Mayor - Trampage (S02E02)

"the guests complain that the pool is too heated."
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"So you put senior citizens inside a damn clown?"
Mr. Mayor
"Okay, continue hearing me out."
Mr. Mayor
"I called you earlier and said,"
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""Would you be okay with a high-end bouncy house?""
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"And when I didn't hear from you, I followed my gut."
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"I've been working on not overthinking things."
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"This is my fault because I was distracted."
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"How fast can we get rid of this?"
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"Well, do we want no injuries or some injuries?"
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"'Cause those are two very different timelines."
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"- [grunting] - Ay, la madre!"
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"Get your head in the game, Arpi!"
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"Why does that one old guy keep jumping?"
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"He's popcorning everybody."
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"What do you want me to do, Arpi?"
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"I can't decide! Tommy, break my fingers."
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"I've read that extreme pain can focus the mind."
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"Go for the pinky."
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"Look, do you remember when I told you"
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"I don't have a secret coping mechanism?"
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"I lied, I do, and somehow you have made me feel guilty enough"
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"that I want to let you in on it."
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"I'll do anything at this point"
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"except therapy or Peloton."
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"Meet me at the corner of Tujunga and Ventura"
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"at 6:40 a. m. tomorrow."
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"Don't wear anything baggy or with zippers."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"♪"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Can I help you?"
Mr. Mayor
"You're the guy who does those E. D. commercials."
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"Gorgialis."
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"It's always nice to meet a fan."
Mr. Mayor
"What? No, no, no. I'm the mayor."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Me? What's the boner-pill guy doing here?"
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"I'm also an adjunct professor of acting and pretend fighting"
Mr. Mayor
"at Santa Monica Community College,"
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"but sure, dude."
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"Brett and I are old friends."
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"We hit it off on a commercial for a bathtub you stand up in"
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"and reconnected after my divorce."
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"But, Angelica, you texted me."
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"And you didn't text me back."
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"So I texted the Trivago guy and then Brett."
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"Hey, man, "Trivago Guy passed""
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"are my three favorite words."
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"Brett, do you mind if I have a moment alone with Neil?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Why didn't you text me back before coming over here?"
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"I didn't realize you were seeing other people."
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"Oh, honey, haven't you ever heard the term "trampage"?"
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"Why do people keep calling me "honey"?"
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"And of course not."
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"I'm newly single."
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"And career-wise, I'm having a moment."
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"I want to meet people. [snapping fingers]"
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"I want to expand my horizons."
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"A "trampage" is a rite of passage"
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"for a sexy divorcée like me."
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"Oh, my God, I just don't get how this works anymore."
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"I mean, did you know about the different color hearts?"
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"Only because I took a great computer course"
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"at the Learning Annex."
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"Turns out you can print from your cell phone!"
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"What?"
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"Listen, I'm sorry if you felt misled."
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"For what it's worth,"
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"this is also a big disappointment for me."
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"I really wanted to do some weird stuff with you"
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"that Brett just doesn't have the height for."
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"Thank you."
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"That actually means a lot. - Okay, bye-bye."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"What is this, some kind of fight club?"
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"If you don't know what this is,"
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"you shouldn't be here, fish."
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"Okay, easy, Gretchen. She's with me."
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"Yeah, Gretchen."
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"I'm digging the "Lord of the Flies" vibe,"
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"but what specifically are we doing?"
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"Everyone here collects a special kind of pottery--"
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"Rae Dunn ceramics."
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"It comes out in limited editions."
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"Five minutes after these doors open, it'll be gone."
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"Yeah, 'cause I'll have it all."
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"Oh, you wish!"
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"You usually get your first taste by accident."
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"Someone gives you a mug that says "drink.""
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"Pretty soon you want a plate that says "plate.""
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"Then you discover the desktop accessories,"
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"and then they've got you."
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"On Tuesday and Friday mornings,"
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"that manager puts out the new stock"
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"and then I fight these Karens to the death for it."
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"Look, just follow my lead, okay?"
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"Keep your elbows up and don't be afraid"
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"to snatch out some clip-in weaves!"
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"Go, go, go!"
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"[all screaming]"
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"[sweeping classical music]"
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"♪"
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"[indistinct chatter, computer beeping] - That was..."
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"satisfying."
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"Yeah."
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"I appreciate you letting me see your secret joy."
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"Makes me feel less alone in my weirdness."
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"So see you next week?"
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"Nah."
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"I can't physically destroy ladies"
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"with sassy haircuts."
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"Feels like cannibalism."
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"But I have enjoyed this reasonably priced dance"
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"with chaos and his sister, danger."
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"I just need to find my own dirty hotel room"
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"for our next ménage à trois."
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"Cool. Good luck with that."
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"Sir, can you explain to me why the city's"
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