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Clips from Birdgirl (2021) - The Rejuvication (S02E02)

"Lap. Play."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You want to play?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You want to play on my lap?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Or the couch?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Eat. Car. Car."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Now you're just [bleep] with me."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Girl's trip!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gentle. Morning energy, please."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I've been up since 3:30 am. I've already had dinner."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ grunting ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Y'know how we've always fantasized about"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Touring the regional offices in the lower northeastern region?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"-No. -Poison groundwater?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Interspecial dating? '70s architecture?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Hard pass. Mere."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's just two best friends hitting the road,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Eating snacks, harmonizing to songs from my aughts mix."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And best of all, you don't have a choice"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Because I'm your boss, technically. Technically."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Car's packed and ready to go!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, good, printed directions."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Where the hell's buttzville?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's where we make the lady pump."
Birdgirl (2021)
"The what?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"From the little miss sebben personal protection line."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It's a pink shotgun for the gal"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Who wants to look chic downing a grouse."
Birdgirl (2021)
"They'll let us rack a couple, you know."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Fine. I'm in."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Why didn't you lead with the guns?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"You said it was urgent?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yep. We're going to buttzville."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Wow, pegging really has gone mainstream."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ laughs nervously ] what's pegging?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh. The town. Rack a couple for me."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ugh, it's south of assburg? I'm back out."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Come on, we never spend any time where it's just us girls."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Charlie, as much I'd love a contralto in the car,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I'm gonna need you to hold down the fort while we're gone."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I now pronounce you interim ceo of sebben & sebben."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Okay, I know where this thing's been."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Buttzville."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ hey! ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ rapping ] ♪ who's the girl that saves the world? ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪ hey! ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ rapping ] ♪ oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god ♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ imitating fanfare ] birdgirl!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Mmm. Girl's trip?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I told you these outfits made sense."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gillian, can you give birdcat his shots while I'm away?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ gasps ] it would be my great honor."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You and you -- co and dependent."
Birdgirl (2021)
"One shot every 25 minutes."
Birdgirl (2021)
"He will resist."
Birdgirl (2021)
"But if he's a good boy, you can give him his spankys."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cat meows ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"We could always just put her down."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Charlie: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I hear you, but you can't run this."
Birdgirl (2021)
"She's all chin."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gillian, text judy's new headshot to "the times.""
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ow! What new headshot?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ow!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ cat growls ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ sighs ] [ computer dings ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh, my god. It's time."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gillian, come in here, please."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Ow! Can it wait?!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I've got the leadership stick."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Yes? Aah!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Oh... You'll need this."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ inhales deeply ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ screaming ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"What the [bleep] is that?! Aah!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Gillian. Computer. Watch."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Sugar. Blood. High. High."
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Judy, thank you for shepherding me"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Through my rejuvication process."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And special thanks for not pawning the whole thing off"
Birdgirl (2021)
"On that dipshit, gillian."
Birdgirl (2021)
"-Hi, gillian. -Hello."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Every 19 years for the past thousand or so,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"I, like the versions of me before me,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Shed my old skin and emerge a more evolved version of myself."
Birdgirl (2021)
"It keeps me at the top of my game"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And staves off any fine lines."
Birdgirl (2021)
"You said it was exfoliants and river hooch. Over."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Don't make me come out there."
Birdgirl (2021)
"During stage one, it's vital to keep my sack damp."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Using the provided ass bag,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Simply hose my sack every eight minutes"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And keep the walkie charged."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Khaire!"
Birdgirl (2021)
"♪♪"
Birdgirl (2021)
"If feces be the food of love, play on."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ phone rings ] you got o'brien."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I told you never to call me here."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Okay, well, maybe I forgot to."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I understand. Thank you."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And never call me here."
Birdgirl (2021)
"[ speed dialing ]"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Boys? Meet me in the nest."
Birdgirl (2021)
"My source in the parking deck"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Tells me the power three have left the building."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And it's our time to implement some experimental ideas"
Birdgirl (2021)
"That the man -- judy -- says are too hot for prime time."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So who's down for blowing the roof off sebben & sebben?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Question: Did you mean to invite me?"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Because sometimes people think they're texting paul r."
Birdgirl (2021)
"And they're disappointed."
Birdgirl (2021)
"I just needed a third set of balls."
Birdgirl (2021)
"Uh-huh."
Birdgirl (2021)
"By "set" do you mean "a pair" because..."
Birdgirl (2021)
"So, every day, some tom,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Dick, or harriet makes a dumbass comment"
Birdgirl (2021)
"Or unwanted advance, word gets out,"
Birdgirl (2021)
"And they get cancelled, we get sued,"
Birdgirl (2021)
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