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Clips from Ghosts (2021) - Alberta's Fan (S01E01)

"There's nothing in the fridge. We got to go to the market."
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"We don't have time for that. Uh, just..."
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"Here."
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"Cook him this."
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"This chicken expires today."
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"[groans] Those dates"
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"are just to make you throw stuff away and buy more."
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"I wrote a whole article on this."
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"It's a scam by big chicken."
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"- Big chicken? - Yeah. So stop acting like one"
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"and just cook it."
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"Damn, girl. I love that wordplay."
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"Okay, there's weather in Chicago"
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"and you need a same-day change"
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"to a plane ticket-- what do you do?"
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"It's a button on your phone. I'm sorry, Pete."
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"Jiminy."
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"[exhales sharply]"
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"You know, it sort of feel"
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"like Thor doing all the work in conversation."
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"I tell seal story. I tell salmon story."
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"I tell other salmon story..."
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"I'm gonna level with you, Thorfinn."
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"You and I,"
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"we get along fine,"
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"but we are not"
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""hang out alone together outside the group" type friends."
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"And that's okay."
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"But we used to be closer."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Nothing. [chuckles]"
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"Nothing at all. Just..."
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"return home in silence."
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"That is a good idea. [exhales]"
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"Sort of like salmon returning home"
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"to spawning ground in springtime."
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"Which reminds me of third salmon story."
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"Maybe we can walk a little faster."
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"There was a bear and a badger..."
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"[inhales deeply]"
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"[sighs]"
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"Okay, that's, like, the fifth time he's sniffed your coat."
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"Clearly, there's something off"
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"- about this fellow. - The man"
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"is an academic."
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"He's just looking for clues."
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"See, this is how you connect with history."
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"Hey, Todd, uh, we brought you"
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"a fresh towel."
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"And some regular-sized soap."
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"I'm so sorry about that."
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"Thank you for that delicious chicken."
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"- Hmm. - Did you know"
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"that Alberta's father was actually a chef, too?"
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"Yeah, her family lived"
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"above the restaurant he worked in."
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"Ah, Daddy could slay the stove. [chuckles]"
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"He should've had his own restaurant,"
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"but, again, racism."
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"Thank you for letting me stay. It's... [sighs]"
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"it's, like, a six-hour drive"
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"- back to Altoona. - What made you"
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"choose Altoona as the location for the museum?"
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"Must be a new music city."
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"A 21st century New Orleans, no doubt."
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"[chuckles] TODD: Well, uh, actually,"
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"the museum is in my garage."
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"ISAAC: Ah, as all"
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"the best museums are."
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"Technically, it's... my mom's garage."
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"Oh, you live with your mom."
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"- That makes sense. - ALBERTA: Well, academics"
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"are often underpaid."
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"[chuckles] Just wait"
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"till his book comes out."
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"So when does your book come out?"
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"Oh, it's planned for a summer release."
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"But, really, whenever. [chuckles]"
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"That's the beauty of self-publishing."
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"Bro, that's not even a real book."
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"Come on, Todd."
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"Hey, do you want to see something from my, uh..."
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"personal Alberta collection?"
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"Yes."
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"I carry it with me"
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"everywhere."
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"It's my most prized possession."
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"Oh, God, what is this gonna be?"
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"Voilà."
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"Sorry, what am I looking at here, Todd?"
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"It's Alberta's toenail."
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"Oh, hell no! Uh-uh!"
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"TREVOR: Out of my room. I want him out of my room."
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"Why do you have that?"
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"What is wrong with you, Todd?"
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"I got it online. [breathes heavily]"
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"Really nothing you can't get on there. [chuckles softly]"
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"- Still, why? - You know,"
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"in Jurassic Park, when they clone all those dinosaurs"
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"from just a little bit of blood?"
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"Well, maybe I could, one day,"
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"make an Alberta from just a little bit of nail."
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"Dare to dream, Todd."
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"Who knows? Maybe we'd end up together."
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"No, we would not!"
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"Oh, God. The hell we would."
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"Well... [grunts]"
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"Oh."
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"[grunts]"
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"Time to hit the shower."
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"[grunts, exhales]"
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"ALBERTA: Oh!"
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"My... God!"
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"Oh. [cries]: No!"
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"No. Oh, God."
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"No. Oh, don't make me hate my own face."
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"Todd, you creepy nut."
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"Well, look at it this way, from here on out,"
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"all our other guests are gonna seem normal in comparison."
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"I don't think I can handle any other guests after Todd."
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