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Clips from Ghosts (2021) - Alberta's Fan (S01E01)

"I mean, do you really think we're cut out for this?"
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"Not with that attitude."
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"Are you serious?"
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"We turned our entire lives upside down,"
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"and you want to bail after one difficult guest?"
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"One difficult guest?"
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"That's like saying Charles Manson"
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"was one difficult neighbor."
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"Look, he's not dangerous. He's just weird."
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"And he's only gonna be here for another couple hours."
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"We need to find a better way to vet our guests."
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"Oh, like some sort of licensed go-between, perhaps?"
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"Oh, if he could hear me,"
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"that would have been a powerful rejoinder."
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"[groans]"
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"Sam,"
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"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."
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"Just haunted by my own face."
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"Oh, Alberta, I'm sorry. It's awful."
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"Nobody is happy about it."
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"Good morning,"
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"everyone!"
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"Greetings and salutations. [chuckles]"
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"Almost nobody."
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"Alberta,"
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"you're down here. I could've sworn"
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"I just saw you upstairs."
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"Ha-ha. I get it, Isaac."
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"No, I'm sorry, that was merely your visage"
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"on a 35-year-old man's back."
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"My mistake! [laughing]"
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"I said I get it!"
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"You happy now?"
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"[grunting softly]"
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"THORFINN: Shh, shh."
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"Nap time, little one."
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"[sighs]"
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"Shh.[yawning]"
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"Is okay."
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"♪ Sweet little baby"
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"♪ Drift off to sleep"
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"♪ Dream of stabbing Danish men"
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"♪ Laughing while they weep"
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"♪ When you are a warrior"
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"♪ You'll be strong and tall ♪"
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"♪ You'll pillage"
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"♪ Villages, slit men's throats ♪"
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"♪ And bash their heads ♪"
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"♪ Against the wall."
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"There you go, Hetty."
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"There you go."
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"Yes."
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"There you go,"
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"David."
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"Drift off into the Netherlands,"
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"into the dream realms,"
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"burning ships,"
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"sieging villages."
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"Listen, uh, I was just having fun."
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"I apologize."
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"- I'm sorry. - Yeah, well, I probably had it coming."
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"[chuckles softly] Look, I know I wasn't famous in my day,"
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"but when Todd showed up, for a second, I thought,"
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""Wow, the world remembers Alberta Haynes.""
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"But the truth is, the only one who remembers me"
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"is some creepy weirdo with a jar full of toenails."
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"Child, that's my legacy."
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"To be fair, it was just the one toenail."
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"[chuckles] It's not just about Todd."
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"You know, my daddy couldn't achieve his dreams"
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"because the world held him back."
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"But he always told me I could."
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"That's why I wanted to be a star,"
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"so that his struggle would have been worth it."
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"I guess I failed him."
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"Hi. Uh, have you guys seen Sam?"
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"It's Todd. I think he's dying."
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"[groaning]"
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"[Samantha gasps] JAY: Oh, my God."
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"What is happening?"
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"Did anybody see anything?"
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"That-That's E. coli face. That's the chicken."
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"Can you not? Call 911."
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"- PETE: - What is he talking about?"
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"- The chicken? - Look,"
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"we fed him some chicken that was..."
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"at its expiration date."
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"Sam, those dates are on there for a reason."
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"Guys, he looks really sick."
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"If he dies, he could become a ghost,"
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"and I'm not spending eternity with my stalker."
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"Yeah, and I'm not sharing a room with him."
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"We're doing a rotation thing."
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"W-Wait. Okay, wait."
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"What percentage of people who die become ghosts?"
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"It's actually fairly low. I would say,"
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"mm, like, maybe five percent?"
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"- That's not that high. - Are you willing to take that risk, Sam?"
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"'Cause, remember, he's gonna become your problem, too."
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"- What do we do? - We need to get him off the property."
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"Okay! I called an ambulance. They're on their way."
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"Jay, you're not gonna like this,"
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"but we have to drag him off the property."
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"JAY: - What? - Mm-hmm."
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"W-We cannot let him die here."
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"He could become a ghost"
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"and we'd be stuck with him forever."
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"You mean invisible Todd, roaming the hallways,"
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"collecting everyone's toenails? I do not like that."
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"- None of us do. - Okay, okay, okay,"
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"but-but how are the two of us"
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"gonna carry him?[Todd groans]"
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"[clinking, clank]"
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"[exhales][strained grunt]"
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"I did not sign up for this.[grunts]"
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"I-I need a break. This is too hard."
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"Uh-uh! Come on! No breaks!"
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"You'll sleep when you're dead."
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"Why do we sleep?"
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"- We just do! - We just do! Let's go!"
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