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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Watch the Birdie (S01E01)

Now?

"Now?"

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Yes, l can bring them over right now.

"Yes, l can bring them over right now."

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At the country club.

"At the country club."

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Yes, sir. Right away, sir.

"Yes, sir. Right away, sir."

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Would you mind knocking the next time?

"Would you mind knocking the next time?"

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Certainly, master.

"Certainly, master."

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Where shall we go first?

"Where shall we go first?"

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Jeannie, l'm sorry. Something very important has come up.

"Jeannie, l'm sorry. Something very important has come up."

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-l won't be able to take you out today. -But you promised.

"-l won't be able to take you out today. -But you promised."

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This is Saturday, and you're not working.

"This is Saturday, and you're not working."

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And you said that you would spend the whole day with me.

"And you said that you would spend the whole day with me."

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Yes, l know l did. But General Peterson wants me to bring...

"Yes, l know l did. But General Peterson wants me to bring..."

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...some very important papers to him at the country club.

"...some very important papers to him at the country club."

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-And he's in a big hurry. -A big hurry?

"-And he's in a big hurry. -A big hurry?"

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A big hurry.

"A big hurry."

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Good morning.

"Good morning."

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Good morning.

"Good morning."

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Jeannie....

"Jeannie...."

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Jeannie!

"Jeannie!"

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Jeannie. Jeannie!

"Jeannie. Jeannie!"

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This is nice.

"This is nice."

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lt reminds me of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon.

"lt reminds me of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon."

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Yes. Yeah. Jeannie, look...

"Yes. Yeah. Jeannie, look..."

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...l could be court-martialled for this. l don't mind being out of uniform--

"...l could be court-martialled for this. l don't mind being out of uniform--"

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Would you mind getting me dressed, please?

"Would you mind getting me dressed, please?"

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My briefcase, please.

"My briefcase, please."

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-What is this place? -This is a-- A golf course.

"-What is this place? -This is a-- A golf course."

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-Country club. They play golf here. -Do you play this golf?

"-Country club. They play golf here. -Do you play this golf?"

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No, l don't. Jeannie, l have a very important report...

"No, l don't. Jeannie, l have a very important report..."

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...to get to the general.

"...to get to the general."

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Why don't you look around here, or something.

"Why don't you look around here, or something."

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All right, master.

"All right, master."

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Maybe later on, if he doesn't need me, l could take you for a drive...

"Maybe later on, if he doesn't need me, l could take you for a drive..."

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...down to the beach, huh?

"...down to the beach, huh?"

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-Thank you, master. -Okay. You just take a look around.

"-Thank you, master. -Okay. You just take a look around."

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All right.

"All right."

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General. Dr. Bellows.

"General. Dr. Bellows."

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Tony, you must live right next to the golf course.

"Tony, you must live right next to the golf course."

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The route l took, sir, there wasn't much traffic.

"The route l took, sir, there wasn't much traffic."

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Strange.

"Strange."

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When l drove out here, it was bumper-to-bumper.

"When l drove out here, it was bumper-to-bumper."

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l have the reports, sir. The correlation tables worked out more or less...

"l have the reports, sir. The correlation tables worked out more or less..."

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...the way we expected. You'll be pleased.

"...the way we expected. You'll be pleased."

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Good. l want to go over them before the meeting Monday morning.

"Good. l want to go over them before the meeting Monday morning."

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-Thanks for bringing it over. -Thank you, sir.

"-Thanks for bringing it over. -Thank you, sir."

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-Doctor. -Goodbye, Major Nelson.

"-Doctor. -Goodbye, Major Nelson."

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Doctor, we have a problem.

"Doctor, we have a problem."

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l know, sir. l'm keeping an eye on him.

"l know, sir. l'm keeping an eye on him."

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l'm talking about the fact that Admiral Tugwell...

"l'm talking about the fact that Admiral Tugwell..."

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...and his aide are flying down here next week.

"...and his aide are flying down here next week."

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They're coming down to inspect the base?

"They're coming down to inspect the base?"

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Don't be naive. They've seen the base.

"Don't be naive. They've seen the base."

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The admiral is coming down for some golf.

"The admiral is coming down for some golf."

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We do this once a year. And he's beaten me seven years in a row.

"We do this once a year. And he's beaten me seven years in a row."

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This year l intend to beat him.

"This year l intend to beat him."

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l wish you luck, general.

"l wish you luck, general."

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Now, the admiral and his aide shoot in the low 7 0s. So do l.

"Now, the admiral and his aide shoot in the low 7 0s. So do l."

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But l can beat them if l can find the right man to play with.

"But l can beat them if l can find the right man to play with."

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Well, now, how about Henderson or Lukerthon?

"Well, now, how about Henderson or Lukerthon?"

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Well, they're good, but they're not good enough.

"Well, they're good, but they're not good enough."

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l need someone who's almost a pro, and that's where you come in.

"l need someone who's almost a pro, and that's where you come in."

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l don't play golf, general.

"l don't play golf, general."

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But you have the files of every man on the base.

"But you have the files of every man on the base."

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l want you to find me the best golfer we have.

"l want you to find me the best golfer we have."

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l'm not going to let the Navy beat the Air Force again.

"l'm not going to let the Navy beat the Air Force again."

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l understand, sir.

"l understand, sir."

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-l'll just make a phone call. -You do that.

"-l'll just make a phone call. -You do that."

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Excuse me, general.

"Excuse me, general."

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That looks like fun.

"That looks like fun."

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Well, hello, major.

"Well, hello, major."

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lt is fun. l'm Jerry Barber.

"lt is fun. l'm Jerry Barber."

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l'm the professional here.

"l'm the professional here."

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-How do you do? Very nice to.... -Would you like to try one?

"-How do you do? Very nice to.... -Would you like to try one?"

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l don't play golf. Sorry.

"l don't play golf. Sorry."

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Oh, come on. Go ahead.

"Oh, come on. Go ahead."

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-Really? -Please do.

"-Really? -Please do."

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Where did l go wrong?

"Where did l go wrong?"

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Major, put your feet a little farther apart.

"Major, put your feet a little farther apart."

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Put your hands on the club a little over here.

"Put your hands on the club a little over here."

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Bend over a little. Try it again.

"Bend over a little. Try it again."

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Well, l'm afraid l'm not much of a golfer.

"Well, l'm afraid l'm not much of a golfer."

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Try it again, major.

"Try it again, major."

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Feet a little farther apart.

"Feet a little farther apart."

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Bend over a little at the waist.

"Bend over a little at the waist."

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-Hands a little firmer on the club. -Right, right.

"-Hands a little firmer on the club. -Right, right."

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lt's a lot harder than it looks.

"lt's a lot harder than it looks."

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l'd like to be able to knock this ball about...

"l'd like to be able to knock this ball about..."

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...400 yards down the fairway.

"...400 yards down the fairway."

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Well, major, l'm afraid there's very few people...

"Well, major, l'm afraid there's very few people..."

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...that have ever done that.

"...that have ever done that."

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And you're one of them.

"And you're one of them."

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That was a 400-yard drive.

"That was a 400-yard drive."

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l got his name, general. lt's Edward Sheldon.

"l got his name, general. lt's Edward Sheldon."

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-He shoots in the low 7 0s. -Forget it.

"-He shoots in the low 7 0s. -Forget it."

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l got a man who shoots in the 60s.

"l got a man who shoots in the 60s."

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-ln the 60s? Who's that, sir? -Major Nelson.

"-ln the 60s? Who's that, sir? -Major Nelson."

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Tony Nelson?

"Tony Nelson?"

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General, l happen to know he doesn't even play golf.

"General, l happen to know he doesn't even play golf."

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You really got it in for him, haven't you?

"You really got it in for him, haven't you?"

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Not at all, sir. lt's not my fault he doesn't play golf.

"Not at all, sir. lt's not my fault he doesn't play golf."

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l saw him at a driving range one day with Major Healey.

"l saw him at a driving range one day with Major Healey."

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He was terrible.

"He was terrible."

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He's good enough to beat Admiral Tugwell.

"He's good enough to beat Admiral Tugwell."

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l've been waiting for this chance for seven years.

"l've been waiting for this chance for seven years."

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General, if you want to win that match...

"General, if you want to win that match..."

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...l assure you, you're making a terrible mistake.

"...l assure you, you're making a terrible mistake."

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l'm not only gonna win it, l'm doubling the stakes.

"l'm not only gonna win it, l'm doubling the stakes."

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A 400-yard drive.

"A 400-yard drive."

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Could you do that again, major?

"Could you do that again, major?"

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Oh, no. Never in a million years. lt's just a lucky fluke.

"Oh, no. Never in a million years. lt's just a lucky fluke."

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How about trying it?

"How about trying it?"

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Well, all right. lf you really want me to.

"Well, all right. lf you really want me to."

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You did it again.

"You did it again."

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That's the most remarkable drive l've ever seen in my life.

"That's the most remarkable drive l've ever seen in my life."

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That's easily 400 yards.

"That's easily 400 yards."

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Well, l guess l'm better than l thought.

"Well, l guess l'm better than l thought."

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Major, l guess maybe you are too.

"Major, l guess maybe you are too."

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Will you excuse me, major? l've got a lesson.

"Will you excuse me, major? l've got a lesson."

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l'll have to be off. Good luck to you.

"l'll have to be off. Good luck to you."

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Thank you. And thank you for the instruction.

"Thank you. And thank you for the instruction."

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