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Clips from Resident Alien - The Ghost of Bobby Smallwood (S02E02)

"A Jessup murderer lights a firecracker,"
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"pressed it in the guy's chest."
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"Bam, dead guy, killer with three fingers."
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"We are looking"
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"for a three-fingered Jessup resident,"
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"maybe someone who works at the gas station."
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"I think piano teachers are out."
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"So look into that. Let me know what you find."
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"- This man is more annoying than his son."
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"- This all seems very thorough, Doctor."
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"Thank you."
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"Looks like we're partners on this one."
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"- I want this dead thing gone."
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"Every time I look at it,"
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"I'm reminded that if the bullet"
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"that hit me was a few inches lower--"
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"[shrieks]"
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"- Why do you scream like my mother?"
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"- It was not a scream. It was a sneeze."
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"Ha-ha-choo!"
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"I have a very thin larynx."
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"- Here's your schedule."
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"Also, Gerard Hundemer needs you to do a house call"
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"to bring him pain medication."
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"- He's dying. I do not want to go."
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"It is depressing. Cancel."
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"- You're joking, right?"
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"- Of course I'm joking. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Reschedule it till after he is dead."
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"- Also, you need to sign this to release the body."
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"- I will be happy when this annoying lump of skin is gone."
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"- The funeral home is shipping it back"
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"to New York this afternoon."
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"- I was talking about you. [chuckles]"
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"- I suggest you don't leave food in the fridge."
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"- No, you will leave my yogurt alone."
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"Oh, ew."
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"- Hello. - [screams]"
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"Choo."
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"- Bless you? - What are you doing in here?"
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"This is not your home."
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"- Well, I was in the kitchen,"
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"but they're out of those yogurts I like, so..."
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"- Those are my yogurts. - Is Asta around?"
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"I haven't heard from her."
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"- I forgot about Asta's friendship with Raggedy Ann."
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"I cannot have her remind Asta she is a killer."
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"Asta has the day off."
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"If you see her, do not mention..."
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"the "incident." - What incident?"
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"- The murder."
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"- I know what you're talking about."
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"- You said you did not know what I was talking about."
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"- Because I don't wanna talk about it."
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"- I do not want to talk about it."
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"I do not even care."
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"- You're in denial. - I am not in denial."
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"- So you're in denial about being in denial?"
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"- Yes. No. I deny denying it."
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"- Yeah, I just--"
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"what made somebody wanna kill you,"
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"Harry Vanderspeigle?"
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"You say it's 'cause you figured out"
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"who killed Sam Hodges."
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"Are you sure it's not something else?"
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"- Your breath smells like corn and kerosene."
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"- I would do anything for Asta,"
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"so if you've dragged her"
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"into something that's gonna hurt her,"
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"I might just have to kill you myself."
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"You know what I'm talking about?"
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"- [laughs]"
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"♪"
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"- Help. Help!"
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"I need help. Something bit me."
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"- Ellen, I need a large bandage"
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"and those three yogurts you stole."
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"- You have no proof."
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"- What did this?"
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"- They'll say I'm crazy,"
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"but I think it was a chupacabra."
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"A tiny monster. It attacked my cows."
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"- It ate them?"
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"- No. It milked them."
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"12 of my poor girls have damaged teats."
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"What am I gonna do?"
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"I have 35 dairy cows filled with milk."
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"- Yum. - What?"
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"- What?"
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"With that many milk sacks to drain,"
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"the alien baby will go back for more."
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"- Here it is."
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"- Ellen, please bandage the milk farmer."
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"I have an emergency."
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"[soft music]"
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"♪"
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"- Great party the other night. Wait, were you there?"
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"- I'm sorry I said what I said."
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"- Don't be. It's all true."
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"What I did...sucked."
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"I was truly an asshole."
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"- Look, Ben and I have things to work out, obviously,"
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"and, you know, if he can't talk to me,"
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"then he and I will deal with that,"
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"but I just wish he would've told me."
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"- I should have."
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"I--you have every right to be pissed."
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"- I've lived here a long time,"
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"and I still--I still don't really know anybody."
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"So when you and I started hanging out, it was nice..."
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"Not feeling so alone."
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"- It's nice having someone else here with athletic trophies"
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"gathering dust on a shelf."
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"- Mine are in a box, but--"
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"♪"
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"Need someone to spot you?"
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"- Need someone make fun of you when you run?"
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"- Weirdly, that's exactly what I need."
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