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Clips from Resident Alien - The Ghost of Bobby Smallwood (S02E02)

"- [laughs]"
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"[cow moos]"
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"- I love cows."
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"Humans could live on a plant-only diet,"
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"but they are too selfish."
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"They choose to feed off these wonderful animals"
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"instead of just letting them live their lives."
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"[cows mooing]"
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"[chirruping]"
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"I must wait here as long as it takes"
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"for the baby to return and feed."
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"Otherwise, it may take human form,"
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"and I may never find it."
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"- Get outta here! Go on, go on!"
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"I'm gonna teach you a lesson, you nasty, little devil."
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"You leave my cows alone. You hear me?"
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"[quirky music]"
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"♪"
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"- [applauds] I've got good news."
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"- The only news I want to hear is that you gonna stop clapping"
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"your bony, porcelain hands before they trigger a migraine."
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"- Just regular hands."
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"Uh, so the resort company"
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"has officially put an offer on the Grady land."
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"It's great news for you and your department."
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"You know, more tourism money means you can hire more people,"
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"you know, more equipment."
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"- Hmm, and why do I think"
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"there's a "the only thing is" attached to this?"
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"- I'm just giving you the good news."
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"You know, the only th--"
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"There is one factor to consider."
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"If the resort people hear that Patience is involved"
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"in another murder, they may go somewhere else."
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"- [sighs] I see."
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"- So I was thinking maybe you could take a back seat"
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"and let Jessup take the reins on this investigation."
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"- When have you ever seen me take a backseat?"
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"I don't even sit in the backseat of a car."
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"If I hail a cab, I sit shotgun, or I drive."
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"- Look, just... [sighs]"
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"Just think about it, please."
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"Look, I--I need this."
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"I need something to go right. - Ah."
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"So now we're getting around to what this is really about."
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"So you're having some trouble at home?"
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"- What? No."
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"Everything's-- everything's fine."
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"- You know I'm the town sheriff, right?"
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"Which means 100% of my job is being a therapist."
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"- That percentage seems high."
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"- It's not. If anything, it's low."
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"Look, I went through some things a while back"
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"that I didn't deal with,"
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"and sometimes you gotta face life head on."
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"You know, you can't run away from your problems."
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"They come back, and they'll eat you alive."
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"You understand?"
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"- Yeah. I know that."
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"I--"
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"[soft music]"
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"It's just hard to talk to her sometimes."
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"- Well, I get it."
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"When it comes to talking to 'em,"
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"you gotta treat women like they in the cartel, right?"
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"You wanna have a conversation? You take 'em to a public place."
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"That way you don't have to worry about them murdering you."
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"- So you think Kate wants to murder me?"
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"- Based on the fight at the party,"
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"I put the odds at, like,"
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"I don't know, 35%."
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"- Seems high."
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"- You got life insurance?"
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"'Cause that'll push it up to, like, 60."
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"[alien baby chittering]"
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"[eerie music]"
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"[voices echoing indistinctly]"
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"[people shouting]"
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"- What is happening to my body?"
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"My mouth is dry. I cannot breathe."
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"My heart feels like it will explode."
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"This is fear of death."
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"I am not ready to die."
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"[voices shouting]"
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"♪"
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"- ♪ I woke up on the wrong side ♪"
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"♪ Of the law"
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"[acoustic blues music]"
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"- Yo, stinky, can I get two more?"
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"- Hey, speed it up on those beers, skank."
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"- My God. Brenda is so annoying."
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"She, like, follows me everywhere."
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"- I really cannot imagine what that feels like."
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"- Oh, well, it feels like"
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"she's obsessed with me, you know?"
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"And she's not like-- you know, like us."
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"- Whoo-hoo, yeah!"
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"- Yeah, we get it, Brenda. You're playing pool."
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"- Oh, my God. Where have you been?"
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"I've been trying to call you all day."
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"- Sorry."
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"Harry gave me the day off,"
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"so I ditched my phone, and I hiked the mountain loop,"
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"and now I've come in to spread the joy."
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"- Yeah! [both groan]"
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"- What's new with you?"
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"- Besides the date last night."
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"- Date? With who?"
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"[gasps] Hot baseball guy?"
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"- Um, braindead, yeah."
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"We talked about it yesterday, like, literally right here."
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"- Really? Okay, I'm sorry."
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"I spaced or something. How'd it go?"
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"- He might be pretty great. I don't know."
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"Ah, ah. - Oh!"
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"Stop it. It was the best date."
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"- Yeah, I'll let him take me out again."
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"- Yeah, see? So stop it."
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"Stop being insecure. You're amazing."
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"And you're gonna go out with him again."
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