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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - What Does a Naked Lady Say to You? (S01E01)

"They're stark naked."
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"My brother's 41 years old."
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"I never saw him naked."
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"There they go in the tub."
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"What was that?"
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"Audience involvement."
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"The water of life seeps over me,"
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"but it does not cleanse."
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"Why? Why?"
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"It cannot cleanse without the soap."
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"We're all waiting for the soap of life."
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"I'm waiting for the towel of life."
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"When will the soap of life arrive?"
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"Who knows?"
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"No one knows."
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"Wonder when they'll stand up again."
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"Will you get out of..."
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"Do you know what I am?"
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"Crazy. Get off me, will you?"
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"I am the rubber ducky."
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"You look like a penguin."
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"Don't be a wise guy. I am the rubber ducky."
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"Somebody get the rubber ducky off me?"
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"Relax, Oscar. He's part of the play."
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"Yeah, relax."
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"I am a messenger from the bathtub."
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"I accuse you, sir, of war, poverty and pollution."
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"Come cleanse yourself in the tub."
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"Come on, give me a break, will ya, rubber ducky?"
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"All right, stay dirty."
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"Madam, how about you?"
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"Whatever happened to plays like Timeout For Ginger?"
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"Hello, hello."
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"Who else will come into the bathtub?"
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"Oh, boy."
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"Come on in."
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"The water of life is great."
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"What's the matter, Oscar?"
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"Take a look over there."
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"Please help me."
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"I'm wrapped in a towel of indifference."
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"Hey, that's Madelyn."
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"Shed your indifference"
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"and join us in the bathtub."
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"Oh, but I don't know if I should."
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"Take it off, baby."
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"Be aesthetic."
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"That's what she's doing."
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"She's throwing in the towel."
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"Hey, aren't you the rubber ducky from the play?"
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"No, I'm a maitre d' from the North Pole."
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"Oh, fella, listen, do you work here?"
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"Yeah, I'm the producer"
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"and you can't see any of the girls."
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"And if you want a program, it'll cost you a buck and a half."
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"No. I'm a personal friend of Madelyn Waters."
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"Could you tell me where her dressing room is?"
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"What would she need with a dressing room?"
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"Will you stop with the jokes, Speed, this is serious."
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"Sure, it's serious, but it's also comical."
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"What is?"
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"Avant-garde theater."
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"All I know is this is the first play I've ever seen"
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"that left a ring around the stage."
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"Another joke, huh, Speed?"
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"Miss Waters' dressing room is right over there."
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"Fellas, whoa, whoa."
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"Come on, now, look, I don't think it's right"
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"for all of us to go and see Madelyn."
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"Oh, you think she might feel like she's facing a jury?"
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"Right. You know, I think I should just go see her alone."
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"Look, Oscar, we don't want to put you on the spot,"
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"but Felix is our friend, too."
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"Yeah, but he's always used to me butting in."
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"Oscar's right."
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"I mean, if he's going to hate somebody for interfering,"
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"he might as well hate his best friend."
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"Thanks a lot, Vinnie."
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"Okay, let's wait outside."
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"You know, I wonder why she's keeping things from Felix."
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"I don't know."
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"But she didn't keep anything from us."
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"Oh, just a minute."
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"I'm not dressed."
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"Yes?"
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"Oh, Oscar."
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"Hi, Madelyn."
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"Hello."
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"Did you see the play?"
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"Yeah, I saw the play."
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"Were you shocked?"
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"No. I understand avant-garde."
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"Some of it's serious, some of it's comedy."
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"You were shocked."
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"I was shocked."
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"Well, you shouldn't be, Oscar,"
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"after all, it's a perfectly legitimate play."
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"It even won an award."
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"I'm a sportswriter, not a drama critic."
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"I tell you one thing, I know I don't like the rubber ducky."
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"I thought you were a librarian."
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"Yes..."
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"I know. You work at the library during the day..."
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"No. Three days a week you work at the library, and then you..."
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"Do you have a library card?"
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"Oscar, I'm an actress."
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"There is no library."
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"That means you lied to Felix."
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"No!"
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"I... well, I meant... I meant to tell him,"
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"but I-I just wanted to make it gradual."
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"Well, what do you call gradual?"
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""Felix, I'm a librarian.""
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""Felix, I'm a librarian in the anatomy section.""
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"No, no, look, Oscar, I really do care about Felix."
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"I mean, he's so sweet and he's understanding,"
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"but I just don't think he'd understand this."
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"I mean... you see, I just wanted to wait"
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"until we got to know each other a little better."
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"That your costume, huh?"
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