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Clips from The Jeffersons - Louise Forgets (S03E03)

"Oh, this isn't your paper, Mr. Jefferson. It's mine."
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"Well, actually, it's Mr. Hackenschmitt's paper, 19B."
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"He dropped it in the wastebasket on his way out this morning."
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"I always say, "Waste not, want not.""
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"A little yogurt there."
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"Our Mr. Hackenschmitt loves his health food."
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"If you don't mind, I'm on my way to work."
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"Yes, but I must talk to you about a tip."
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"A tip for what? You ain't did nothing but made me late."
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"Sir, it isn't a tip for me, it's for you."
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"Oh, you're going to give me some money."
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"In a manner of speaking, yes, sir."
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"You see, last night,"
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"I stopped off at Charley's Bar"
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"and I overheard a couple of gentlemen"
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"discussing a hot stock tip."
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"Stock? Uh-uh."
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"Look, anybody that buys some stock"
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"just because of something they overhear"
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"from somebody they don't even know"
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"is a sucker."
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"I quite agree, sir."
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"That's why I thought you'd be interested in this."
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"Say what?"
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"This, sir."
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"H.L.W. Funding Corporation? What's so special about that?"
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"Well, sir, I put two and two together and made one."
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"Huh. I got a tip for you, Ralph:"
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"See a psychiatrist... or a math teacher."
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"I mean one big man, sir."
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"Somebody I'm close to every day."
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"As a matter of fact,"
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"I walk his little dog, Capital Gains, every morning."
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"His initials are H.L... Whittendale!"
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"You are astute, sir."
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"You put together your two and two"
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"even quicker than I put together my two and two."
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"That's why I'm on this side of the door"
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"and you're on that side."
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"There you go again, sir. I sure wish I had your brains."
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"Oh, they probably wouldn't work in your head."
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"It's the wrong color."
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"Anyway, sir, from what I heard,"
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"this stock, which is now selling at a dollar a share,"
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"will, inside of a month, quadruple."
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"Five times as much?"
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"I'm going to make a fortune."
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"Thanks, Ralph."
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"Ah, thank you, sir."
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"You won't tell nobody else about this, will you?"
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"Well, sir, sometimes I do tend to gossip a little."
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"But just to a few old friends."
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"My lips are sealed, sir."
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"Thank you, Ralph."
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"Well, now I've got to call my stockbroker. Oh, boy!"
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"Money falling from everywhere around the world."
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"George, I thought you had left."
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"Mmm. I'm calling my stockbroker."
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"Damn it, the line's busy."
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"I'll bet everybody and his brother trying to get in on it."
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"George, you've got that look in your eye again."
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"Come on, Weezy, we just finished eating breakfast."
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"I mean you are thinking"
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"of taking another wild plunge in the stock market, aren't you?"
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"This is a sure thing."
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"That's what you said about soybeans, and lost your shirt."
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"Don't worry. This is money in the bank."
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"That's what you said about soybeans, and lost your shirt."
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"But look, Weezy, this is different."
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"See? Pacific Stock Exchange."
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"H.L.W. Funding Corporation. See?"
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"So?"
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"So what do the initials H.L.W. stand for?"
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""Husband Loses Wife"?"
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"Henry L. Whittendale, the bank president. It's his company."
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"And see what he's selling it for?"
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"A dollar a share. That's a steal."
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"Oh, it's still busy."
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"I hope the smart money don't start buying in."
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"Well, the dumb money sure is."
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"Oh, hello, Tom."
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"Hi, Louise. I'm just returning your hot-water bottle."
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"Oh, thanks. Is your electric blanket working again?"
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"Oh, this wasn't for our bed."
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"I wanted it for the football game last night."
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"Oh, was it a good game?"
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"I don't know. We didn't stay."
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"Why?"
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"Willis, you gonna hang around all day?"
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"Good morning, George. Oh, the financial page."
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"Taking another plunge in the stock market?"
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"No, he's taking another dive into the soup."
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"I keep telling you, Weezy, this is a sure thing."
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"Look, any of Whittendale's companies is a good investment,"
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"especially for a dollar a share."
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"Look... A dollar a share?"
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"Whittendale is strictly blue-chip."
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"What company are you talking about?"
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"Company? I didn't hear me talking about no company."
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"Ah, come on, George, you can tell me."
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"Yeah, I can tell you goodbye."
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"Well, I'm probably better off not knowing. Bye, Louise."
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"Oh, Tom, wait a minute. This isn't our hot-water bottle."
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"Oh, dear, you noticed."
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"Ours was a red one."
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"A thin red one."
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"What?"
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"I used it for a seat warmer at the game."
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"Unfortunately, I picked a seat with a large splinter on it."
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"And that's why you didn't..."
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"Didn't stay to see the game."
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"I dripped all the way home."
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"Still busy. Oh, I got to get down to the store."
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"Where have you been?"
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"Out jogging around the block. I'm in training."
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"Good. It's about time you learned how to move faster."
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"Oh, it ain't for that."
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"See, Mrs. Jefferson,"
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"some of the ladies in our church"
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"decided to take this class in self-defense."
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