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Clips from The Jeffersons - Louise Forgets (S03E03)

"Oh, good for you. What do they teach you?"
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"Well, it's a kind of judo. And it's so polite."
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"Polite? Yeah."
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"You face your opponent,"
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"smile at him real nice, bow to him,"
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"and then you kick him below the belt."
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"Ugh!"
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"What you learning that for?"
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"You thinking about getting married?"
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"I'm learning it"
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"because most of the women I know"
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"is afraid to walk the streets at night."
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"So are most of the men."
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"Look, you're wasting your time."
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"There ain't no woman no match for no man."
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"Ha! You wrong about that, honey."
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"Just come at me."
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"This is the most ridiculous thing..."
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"Ha! Ooh!"
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"What the hell kind of fighting is that?"
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"Dirty. The same way the muggers fight."
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"Now get on your feet, turkey."
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"Ow! Hey!"
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"And here's how we call for the police."
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"That's very good, Florence."
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"Are you all right, George?"
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"Are you kidding?"
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"I've just been attacked by the bionic maid."
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"Hi-ya!"
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"Let me out of here."
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"Hey, Weezy, send this special delivery for me, will you?"
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"All right."
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"And keep calling that stockbroker."
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"Tell him I want 5000 shares of H.L.W. Funding Corporation."
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"Five thousand? George, that's a lot of..."
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"Weezy, what's on the back of that envelope?"
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""Make sure flap is sealed.""
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"Got the message?"
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"Weezy! Weezy!"
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"She's out shopping, Pop. What's up?"
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"What's up? I'll tell you what's up."
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"H.L.W. Funding, that's what's up."
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"So?"
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"So it's up to $5 a share. I bought 5000 shares at a dollar."
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"You mean you're 20,000 ahead?"
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"In just two days!"
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"This stock is gonna keep going up and up and up!"
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"All right!"
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"I knew what I was doing! Shoot."
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"I know my stuff, man."
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"Somebody open the door for me!"
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"Weezy! Mm-mwah!"
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"Hey, Lionel, help your mother with this stuff."
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"Put all the groceries in the kitchen"
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"because we are going out on the town to celebrate."
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"Celebrate what?"
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"Your husband's intelligence."
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"Oh, just a small celebration."
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"Good one, Weezy, but the joke is on you."
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"Remember that stock I told you to order for me?"
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"Stock? H.L.W. Funding Corporation."
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"Oh, yes. What about it?"
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"We hit the jackpot. It's up to $5 a share!"
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"Five dollars a share? Are you sure?"
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"There it is."
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"Look, go get changed,"
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"because the Wolf of Wall Street will be howling tonight."
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"Hey!"
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"Five dollars a share?"
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"Hey, Mom, you want me to put the meat in the freezer?"
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"Five dollars a share?"
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"Yeah. Pop sure made a killing."
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"That's nothing to the killing he's going to make"
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"when he finds out I forgot to call the broker."
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"How am I going to tell him? What am I going to tell him?"
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"Mom, you forgot. People do forget."
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"Yes, but I'm not supposed to. Why not?"
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"Because I'd learned"
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"that the animals are gathered at the barn,"
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"where they see a cow standing next to a donkey."
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"Are you all right, Mom?"
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"Of course I'm not. I'm a nervous wreck."
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"Your father will never forgive me."
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"But you didn't do it on purpose."
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"I know that, but he'll think I did."
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"I was against it in the first place"
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"and he'll never believe that I really forgot."
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"Forgot what?"
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"Ah... Uh, ribs."
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"I know how you love ribs and I forgot to buy them."
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"That ain't the only thing you forgot, is it?"
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"It isn't?"
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"You forgot something more important"
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"than the ribs, didn't you?"
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"George, I want you to know"
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"I didn't do it deliberately."
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"You've got to believe that!"
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"It's okay, Weez."
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"It is?"
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"Yeah, because with all this excitement,"
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"I almost forgot myself."
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"You almost forgot what?"
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"The same thing you forgot."
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"What do you think I forgot?"
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"That we're going out on the town tonight."
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"Ain't that right?"
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"Yes, that's it."
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"Weezy, when I told you to call that stockbroker"
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"and order the 5000 shares,"
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"the look you had on your face"
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"was... just like the look on it now."
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"Uh, George, I, um..."
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"I have to tell you something."
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"Go ahead."
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"Not now, George. Later."
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"When?"
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"On our 50th wedding anniversary."
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"Weezy, you said you had..."
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"Oh, stop hounding me, George!"
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"Okay, okay. Forget it, hmm."
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