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Clips from Weeds - Little Boats (S04E04)

"This is the third time you've canceled."
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"Not canceled, postponed."
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"And you broke a date last Tuesday."
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"Yeah, well, three beats one."
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"Some girls might take that the wrong way."
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"Yeah. But you're not a girl."
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"You're a woman."
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"An incredibly sexy woman who tastes like white chocolate..."
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"...when I nibble inside her thigh..."
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"...and run my tongue down her perfectly smooth, slippery...."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I'm running late. I really have to go."
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"- You suck. - Tomorrow night."
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"You'll eat lobster and I will eat you."
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"Yes, you will."
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"What's this?"
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"New grow house."
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"Grow room, actually. You have a date or something?"
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"No. I'm just...."
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"- No. - Smells like you have a date."
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"When did we decide you were gonna move your plants?"
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"Something kind of fell into my lap."
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"Does this something have anything to do with your mysterious sleepaways?"
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"You noticed?"
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"I thought you were too busy not going on dates."
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"- Hey. - Hey, Nance."
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"- Did you get stood up again? - No, I --"
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"No."
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"Smells like you got stood up again."
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"Perfume and frustration."
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"But, hey, I'm simpatico."
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"I know why the caged bird sings, Nance. It hurts."
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"The bird hurts. I can be back with Cheetos and malt balls..."
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"...if you wanna get high, listen to my tape."
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"Didn't I tell you to move out?"
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"I'll paint your toenails."
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"Maybe."
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"Where exactly is this grow room?"
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"Back of a cheese shop."
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"Great cover smell."
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"Hey."
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"- Cash or credit? - Credit."
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"All right. That will be..."
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"...$164.17."
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"You know, we give discounts for cash."
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"I only have, like, $37 in cash."
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"Done."
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"- Are you sure? - Yeah."
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"Tell your friends."
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"Thanks."
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"System's down."
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"It's cash only."
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"In this hour, we're gonna examine a sense of moral justice."
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"Everybody knows that sometimes you feel something is right...."
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"- Good morning, buddy. - Hey."
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"Just shaving here."
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"Taming the whiskers."
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"Those dirty whiskers."
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"Go get them, champ."
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"Public education, cornerstone of democracy."
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"The hat."
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"Oh, buddy."
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"Oh, no."
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"Each plant will yield less."
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"But because I'm packing so many into such a small space..."
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"...the overall harvest goes way up."
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"The Mr. Botany thing?"
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"It's hot."
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"Bigger harvest means bigger bucks."
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"Which means, I pay you back faster."
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"Maybe we should get another one of these."
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"- I got a customer. - I have a boner."
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"Come on."
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"You must be Rad's mom."
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"Yeah. Lisa."
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"Hi, I'm Nancy. I'm Silas' mom."
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"Nancy. Hi, Silas."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Wanna make sure you're not doing anything stupid."
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"Like trafficking with the Mexican Mafia?"
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"- Can I go back there? - No."
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"I would suggest building a fake wall..."
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"...something the health inspector won't mess with."
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"Also, mature plants tend to smell a lot more than moldy blocks of cow..."
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"- ...so you'll need better -- - Ventilation. I know."
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"And don't let him leave advanced nutrients empties around or in the trash."
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"It's a big tip-off."
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"I know what I'm doing."
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"You don't know what you're doing."
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"You're growing pot with your --"
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"Your girlfriend in a cheese shop."
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"I won't let anything happen to him."
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"Because you know what you're doing?"
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"Because you're a mom and you worry about AMBER Alerts..."
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"...and the Internet and the Catholic Church?"
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"You're fucking my 17-year-old son."
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"Mom."
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"Rad's gonna be 17 sooner than you think."
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"He's a good-looking boy."
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"There you go."
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"Do me up."
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"- I sold you an eight ball yesterday. - Yes. And thank you very much."
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"So I need another one."
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"See?"
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"Cash."
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"- No more for you. - Excuse me?"
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"- You're not good. - I'm fine."
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"- You're not fine. - I told you I'm fine."
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"Not fine."
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"Give me the fucking blow."
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"Okay, brace yourself. Deep breath."
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""Yes I Can"? You said I was gonna freak out."
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"I was thinking gun."
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"Page 96."
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"- You don't think he's -- ? - Oh, yeah, he's --"
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"- Are you sure? - He's absolutely."
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"I'm 100-percent positive he's --"
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"You gotta talk to him."
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"Not this time."
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"This is way outside my kink zone."
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