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Clips from Funny Farm

"- Maybe you should read the manuscript first. - I will, I will."
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"I was just wondering what's in store for Andy next."
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"Well, actually, he doesn't make it into the second book."
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"Why not?"
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"He gets run over by a truck at the end of the first book."
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"Do you have any idea what time it is?"
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"Let's go, let's go, let's go."
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"All right. All right. Okay."
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"Shovel it."
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"Let's see Memorial Cemetery bill me now."
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"Thanks, fellas."
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"- See you tomorrow. - Okay, Andy."
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"Thanks, boss."
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"Come on, come on."
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"It's 1:00 in the afternoon, Andy."
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"I'm taking the truck into town. I need some supplies."
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"And I wanna drop in on Mrs. Dinges."
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"What's going on, Andy?"
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"Is this what you wanna do with your life?"
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"Sleep all day long and hang out with the Criterion brothers?"
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"You're sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism and alcohol..."
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"...and you're enjoying it."
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"You'll see me when you see me."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"Come on."
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"Shit."
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"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
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"Are you nuts? What were you honking at?"
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"- Are you Mr. Farmer? Mr. Andy Farmer? - What?"
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"Yes, I am. Why?"
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"We've been trying to contact you for some time, Mr. Farmer."
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"My name is Michael Sinclair."
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"Wait. Shut up a minute. Listen."
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"Shit. Give me a hand with this."
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"Come on! Get over here and push. Now!"
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"May I ask what the point of this is?"
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"Just keep pushing. You'll see."
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"- Hurry up, he's coming. - Yes."
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"Who? Who's coming?"
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"Okay, this is good."
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"- Hold it steady till I say. - I don't think I can hold it much longer."
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"Sure you can. Sure you can."
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"- You're doing just fine. - Mr. Farmer."
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"May I know what we're doing?"
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"- When I give you the signal, let it go. - But Mr. Farmer-"
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"Quiet."
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"- Now! Let it go. - I can't."
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"- Now, goddamn it! - I can't! I can't! I can't!"
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"Shit!"
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"We could have nailed him."
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"We could have had him dead center."
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"- Who are you anyway? - I told you who I was."
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"I'm Michael Sinclair."
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"From Hufnagel and..."
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"...Brown. Your publisher, Mr. Farmer."
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"- What are you doing here? - Your deadline, the first installment."
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"- Deadline? - Three weeks ago, actually."
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"We didn't hear from you. Mr. Farmer, our letters went unanswered."
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"Look, I know all of this must seem crazy, but you'll just have to trust me on this."
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"There's absolutely nothing out of the ordinary happening here."
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"Yes."
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"Sorry about your car."
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"A rental?"
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"I just bought it."
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"Let's just forget about the deadline."
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"Return the advance money and we'll call it even."
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"What, give the money back? I've been working."
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"I've got stuff down on paper, right in my house."
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"Come up and look at it. It's great stuff."
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"Here, take this."
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"It's not the novel, but it shows I've been working. I think you'll like it."
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"Please take it."
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"You'll be hearing from us, Mr. Farmer. Good day."
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"Hello?"
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"- Hello? Farmer residence? - Yes."
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"Well, I finally made it."
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"Getting through to Redbud is no easy business."
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"Is Mr. Farmer there?"
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"No, he's-"
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"Well, he's still sleeping actually. This is his wife. Can I help you?"
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"This is Michael Sinclair, Mrs. Farmer..."
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"...from Hufnagel and Brown..."
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"- ... your husband's publishing house. - Oh, yes."
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"Would you mind passing along to your husband my apologies?"
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"I've been dealing with writers for 15 years."
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"You'd think I'd be used to their eccentricities by now."
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"Anyway, I acted like a fool and I apologize."
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"Your husband's a very talented man."
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"Thank you."
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"But how did you know?"
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"Believe me, Mrs. Farmer, I know."
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"I have in front of me a manuscript..."
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"...that is simply wonderful."
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"- It's fresh, it's original. - You like it?"
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"We love it. And we want to put it out."
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"Andy will be thrilled."
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"We don't actually publish children's books here at Hufnagel."
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"- But we have a subsidiary- - Wait a minute."
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"- Did you say "children's book"? - Yes."
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"Didn't he submit a book about four poker buddies knocking over a casino?"
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"A casino?"
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"No. No, this book is about squirrels."
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"Mrs. Farmer?"
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"Mrs. Farmer, are you there?"
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"Hello?"
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"- What's up? - What's it look like?"
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"I'm leaving."
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"And I want a divorce."
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"- What's wrong? - How could you?"
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"Have you no shame? Have you actually sunk this low?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"Your publisher just called. He just loves the book you gave him."
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"My book!"
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"What, were you drunk again? Or just desperate?"
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"How could you do something so pathetic and underhanded?"
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"Underhanded?"
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"What do you call writing a book behind my back..."
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"...all the while telling me mine stinks?"
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"Talk about underhanded. What about that?"
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"You're not taking the typewriter."
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