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Clips from Funny Farm

"I'll take it up with my husband the moment he dries out."
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"Just remember, Mrs. Farmer, when you buy a house..."
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"...what's in the ground belongs to you, whether it's gold or oil..."
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"...or Claude Musselman."
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"- You wanna talk about it? - No."
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"Then take a look at this."
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"Four thousand dollars?"
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"It's itemized."
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""One satin-lined casket, $2525?"
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"One Italian marble headstone, $1,200?"
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"Reverend Cobb's sermon, one-"
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"Traffic control"?"
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"What? What?"
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"So such for getting out and making friends."
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"Hey, wait. Stop, go back."
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"Go back."
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"If I can't make a friend, I'll goddamn buy one."
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"We're home, boy. Out you go."
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"Hey, hey. Get away from those ducks."
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"Hell of a dog."
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"It sure likes to run."
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"Yo! Hey!"
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"Dog!"
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"Hey! Hey!"
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"Come back! Dog!"
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"Come on! Come!"
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"Ah!"
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"Stay here."
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"Maybe our homeowner's policy will cover it."
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"- Well? - Vanished without a trace."
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"I must have covered 10 square miles."
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"This has been one hell of a day."
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"And it isn't over yet."
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"They installed the kitchen phone while we were gone."
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"Well, thank God something's gone right today."
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"Does it work?"
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"- I don't know. I didn't try it. - Why not?"
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"I didn't have any change."
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"- Are you feeling better now? - Yeah."
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"- You? - Yeah."
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"- You wanna horse around? - Yeah."
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"Hey."
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"Hey! Dog!"
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"I'm not giving up!"
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"You're not dealing with some ignorant hick here!"
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"Heading south for the winter?"
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"Welcome back, fellas."
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"Oh, hold on one second."
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"Are you there? Okay."
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"You look beautiful."
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"Happy anniversary."
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"Ready for a big night on the town?"
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"But before we go, I have something for you."
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"So do I. It's right here."
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"But I'm saving it for later."
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"Mine's on the porch. You can have it now. Close your eyes."
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"Close your eyes."
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"No peeking."
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"Happy anniversary, sweetheart."
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"Is it alive?"
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"This one's guaranteed not to run away."
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"What's his name?"
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"That's up to you."
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"Hello, Yellow Dog."
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"He's beautiful. I love him. Thank you."
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"We could plant corn back there. There's plenty of room."
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"Or pumpkins. Pumpkins would be great."
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"More lamb fries. Eat them while they're hot."
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"Andy, that's your third order."
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"I am hooked, Elizabeth. Call me Mr. Lamb Fries."
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"Now there's a man who knows when he's got something good in his mouth."
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"You polish off that plate and you'll break the record, 28."
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"That one makes 26."
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"Stand back, everybody. The record falls tonight."
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"Look at him go."
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"I believe he's right. I believe that record will fall tonight."
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"- Twenty-seven. - It's stood at 28 for nearly two years now."
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"That long? Go for it, Andrew."
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"- Twenty-eight. - That's a tie."
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"Twenty-nine!"
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"The new record!"
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"And he's still going."
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"I thought that record was gonna last forever."
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"Most folks just don't seem to have a taste for testicles no more."
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"- Testicles? - Yes, ma'am. Sheep balls."
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"- That's right. - Tell him why yours is so tasty."
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"Well, the trick is you've got to clip them off way up high."
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"Looks like we got trouble here."
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"I knew you should've explained these things better in the menu."
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"Don't be strangers now, you hear?"
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"What is this?"
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"Oh, just part of your anniversary present."
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"I thought we could use a night away from home."
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"I didn't pack anything."
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"I thought of that."
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"You devil."
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"- Are you sure you're feeling better now? - Oh, fine. I feel great."
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"This is so romantic."
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"Why don't you make a fire?"
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"First..."
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"...open this."
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"Go ahead, open it."
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"It's my novel, Elizabeth. The Big Heist."
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"The first few chapters, anyway."
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"Oh, Andy."
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"That manuscript is the whole reason we moved to the country."
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"It's good? You really think it's good?"
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"Well, read it and tell me."
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"Now? Tonight?"
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"Yes, of course."
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"What, with you watching me?"
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"Well, I'll make a fire and you read."
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"Honey."
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"Go ahead. Read. Read."
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"You're not laughing."
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"You didn't find that funny?"
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"- What, you mean the first page? - Yeah."
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"There are at least three big laughs on that page alone."
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"Look at this guy's name."
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"- Andy. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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