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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Family Day (S02E02)

"I'm not going to let you get on a motorcycle"
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"and get beat up by some asshole biker, okay?"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"♪"
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"Did you really used to have that motorcycle?"
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"No, my asshole biker boyfriend did."
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"♪"
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"I don't think my mom even wanted to go to Italy."
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"I think she just needed an excuse to ship me off."
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"I figured..."
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"I hadn't seen my dad in a while."
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"I was just borrowing that bike to get to the cabin."
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"I'm not a thief."
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"Not really."
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"I mean, I do steal a lot of shit."
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"[giggles]"
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"Something's different."
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"At least he used to go through the motions of being a father."
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"Yeah, well..."
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"he's not the same man you used to know."
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"Maybe just give him a chance."
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"I really miss you, Aunt Cathy."
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"You were the only one I ever told"
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"about the UFO I saw when I was a kid..."
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"except John."
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"He thinks I'm crazy but loves me anyway."
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"God, I really hope you can hear me."
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"Aunt Cathy, if you're listening,"
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"please give me a sign."
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"- Liv! - Oh!"
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"- Hey, Liv. - Hey."
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"Just bringing Max by."
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"His first father-son trip to the cemetery."
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"- What is that tall thing? - Ah."
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"That is a monument honoring the 59."
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"The star on top represents"
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"the man that they went back to save."
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"It's more than a monument."
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"They're all actually buried under there."
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"It's a mass grave kind of thing."
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"Awesome."
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"Really? Huh."
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"Well, uh, you'll be happy to hear this year"
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"at Patience Family Day the theme is "Remember When.""
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"So we'll be honoring the 59-- Max stop digging."
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"I'm trying to rebrand the whole narrative,"
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"you know, just remind people that"
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"these aren't just 59 dead men."
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"You know, these are--these are heroes."
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"Mm, that sounds great."
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"Yeah. We're going to have mining-themed games."
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"Kids are putting on a play"
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"written by yours truly. - Ah."
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"Hey, maybe even get real authentic--"
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"swap out the toilet paper in the porta-potties"
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"for corn husks. - Yeah, maybe not that one."
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"Ah, I already started shucking."
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"Well, uh, good to see you. - Yeah."
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"Okay. Come on, Max."
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"Hey, Max, I've been meaning to ask you something."
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"You know that sketch you had me do--"
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"the--the one of the alien?"
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"Oh, um... yeah, I made all that stuff up."
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"Aliens aren't real."
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"♪"
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"Well, it looks like she's been here before."
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"Nice talking with you."
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"This is a bad idea. I do not like children."
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"Yes, you do."
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"I saw the way you looked at Sunny's baby."
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"That is different. A baby is tiny."
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"And it doesn't speak."
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"Well, every baby grows into a Liza."
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"Then why do you feed them?"
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"'Cause if you don't, they will die."
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"No, mm-mm. Don't even think about it."
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"Anything happens to her or if she leaves,"
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"we will have much bigger problems."
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"Okay, keep her alive and happy"
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"until her mom comes home in a few days"
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"and we go to New York and save humanity."
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"Also, try to act as normal as possible"
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"and keep the door to your alien bunker locked"
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"and the talking octopus in your room."
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"I have got this."
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"I can be a good father."
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"I've seen a lot of television."
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"Ugh, what happened to the Wi-Fi?"
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"And it smells like dead people up here."
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"Then you should take a shower..."
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"my darling daughter."
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"[steady country music]"
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"♪ Adiós, mi amigo, adiós"
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"Hey, hey, hey!"
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"♪"
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"Buddy, you took my spot."
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"Glad to see you got a new truck."
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"It was the, uh, problem with the emergency brake"
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"on the last one, right? - Oh, you're real funny."
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"You could have killed someone."
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"Now you're pretending to care about other people."
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"Hey, maybe show me how much you care with your fist."
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"That's you do things, right?"
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"Looks like you already lost one fight today."
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"But keep playing with me, and we'll make it two."
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"It would be the honor of my life"
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"to lay your ass out."
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"In fact, I'll do it twice-- once for me, once for Asta."
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"Well, if she's so upset,"
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"why did she stay at my house last night?"
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"Mm."
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"Bullshit."
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"[engine turning over, revs]"
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"[light music]"
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"Yeah, good to see you. [door opens, bells jingle]"
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"Hey, hey."
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"Got some good news."
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"Oh, yeah, the Nats won four in a row."
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"I'm not talking about the Nationals."
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"My biopsy came back negative."
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