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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Family Day (S02E02)

"Biopsy? What biopsy?"
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"You're the one who kept nagging me"
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"to get my mole checked."
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"You drove me to the clinic."
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"[scoffs] What? When?"
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"Two weeks ago."
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"Well, obviously you didn't tell me it was for a biopsy,"
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"or I would have remembered."
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"Of course I told you."
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"You ain't been the same since D.C."
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"You got to deal with that."
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"See a doctor, psychiatrist,"
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"hell, anybody. - Mm-hmm."
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"Tell me, why exactly should I take mental-health advice"
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"from somebody who stayed holed up in the house,"
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"refusing to speak to anybody for six months"
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"when Mama died, huh? - [sighs]"
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"Yeah, well, I'm not the one carrying a deadly weapon."
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"Okay, all right, you know what?"
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"Is this--is this what we have now? Is this us?"
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"We just gonna fight all the time?"
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"I got friends. They got dads."
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"They go to games. They go fishing and shit."
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"We ain't done nothing like that since I was a kid."
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"Instead, all I got is you sitting across from me"
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"telling me all the things you think are wrong with me."
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"You're a young man."
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"It's not normal to forget stuff like that."
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"♪"
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"[jazzy music playing]"
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"♪"
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"- What are we eating? - [grunts]"
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"This is missing something. What is it?"
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"Oh, right, flavor."
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"Have you ever heard of salt or a-a vegetable maybe?"
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"I did have some vegetables,"
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"but they grew organisms on them."
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"You know I can't eat gluten."
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"Did you forget that, or are you purposely trying to kill me?"
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"Would gluten kill you?"
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"- I'll just starve. - Mm."
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"You need to call my boot camp and tell them that I'm with you"
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"and I'm too sick to go back."
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"That would be lying."
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"Lying is bad, young lady."
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"I will now discipline you"
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"by sending you to bed without supper."
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"♪"
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"I already told you--"
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"I'm not going to eat your shitty gut-bomb pasta."
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"Fine. Fine. Fine."
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"More--more gluten for me."
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"Enjoy."
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"I am."
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"I know you feel like you're different."
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"You are different."
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"You can see what's going on."
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"Aliens are real."
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"Hey, uh, Deputy, where are you?"
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"That car was supposed to be back an hour ago."
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"Uh, just at the market picking up supplies"
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"for the break room. - Hey, uh, Dep."
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"You know what? While you're there,"
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"go ahead and pick me up a lotto ticket."
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"Go ahead pick up one for Cletus, too."
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"Sure thing, Sheriff."
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"- You want a lotto ticket? - [grunts]"
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"[sighs, muttering to self]"
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"You spent the night at Jimmy's?"
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"- It's not what you think. - What is wrong with you?"
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"How do you even get within ten feet of that creep"
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"without ripping his face off? - Shh."
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"We had to deliver my cousin Sunny's baby, okay?"
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"It messed with my head."
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"Okay, great. So call your friends."
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"- You don't understand. - No, I really don't."
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"Well, Jimmy does, so it's not a terrible surprise"
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"that I want to talk to him about it and not you."
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"I guess I'm just somebody who doesn't like watching"
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"their best friend ruin their life."
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"Oh, really?"
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"And that's just something for me to do?"
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"What is that supposed to mean?"
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"You think I don't know that you come in here"
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"for hangover IVs?"
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"Sorry, D'arcy."
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"You want to talk about watching friends ruin lives?"
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"Let's talk about it. - You know, it's weird."
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"You didn't seem worried about this"
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"until I started helping Jay."
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"Oh, is that what you're doing?"
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"You're "helping" her?"
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"Yes."
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"She needs somebody to talk to."
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"Maybe she'll listen to my dating advice."
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"I'm not so sure you're the best person"
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"to be giving advice about men."
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"Wow."
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"D'arce."
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"Okay."
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"[door opens, slams]"
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"[somber music]"
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"[bluesy music]"
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"♪"
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"Where's Murphy?"
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"♪"
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""If you ever want to see your dog again,"
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"return my alien ball--Alien.""
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"[scoffs] It's not even your dog."
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"We win again. - No, we don't."
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"Murphy's my responsibility."
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"Her owners pay me to walk her."
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"We have to get her back."
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"Humans are obsessed with pets."
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"If I give Liza this slobbering lump of fur,"
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"she will become so distracted taking care of the dog,"
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"I won't have to take care of her."
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"Liza, dear child, I have a gift for you."
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"[panting, whimpers]"
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"Mm-hmm."
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