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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - Family Day (S02E02)

"So, if you don't call that phone number, I will."
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"Fine."
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"Okay."
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"[line trilling] - Mm."
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"[line clicks, person speaks indistinctly]"
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"Hello. Can I talk to the alien, please?"
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"[person speaks indistinctly] Mm."
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"He hung up."
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"He knows my mother."
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"And they had intercourse."
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"Demelio's Pizzeria, East Third Street."
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"Pack your bags. We're going to New York."
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"I cannot go to New York. The octopus is right."
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"I have changed. I am too human."
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"What if the alien will not help me?"
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"I heard that. He just admitted it."
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"Get out of my head."
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"[cell phone ringing]"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"Well, answer it. It might be them."
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"♪"
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"Hello?"
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"Morning, Doc. It's the Sheriff."
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"[elevator bell dings]"
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"Hi, Dad."
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"- [grunts] - [scoffs]"
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"This is weird-- she looks like me,"
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"if I fell face-first into a pile of metal."
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"At first, I thought she was just"
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"some hippie drifter from Boulder,"
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"but, uh, then she showed me this right here."
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"[groans]"
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"I remember this."
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"This was the day she sat on my knee,"
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"and we looked at the camera,"
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"and that person took our photograph."
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"Yes, the daughter you've been telling me so much about,"
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"from your first wife before Isabelle,"
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"and her name is..."
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"right on the tip of my tongue."
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"Um, I think she said Liza."
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"Liza is her name."
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"- Liza is her name. - Mm-hmm."
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"I'm very fertile."
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"This is my sweet little girl."
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"Well, we caught your sweet little girl"
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"trying to steal a bike."
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"It turns out she's got a record"
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"for shoplifting in, uh, New Mexico."
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"Her mama sent her to a camp for troubled teens,"
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"but she ran away 'cause she's troubled."
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"She also pulled my hair."
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"It didn't hurt, though. I have strong roots."
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"Are you even aware of what's going on"
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"with your daughter, Doc? - Yes."
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"Thank you for arresting her and throwing her in jail."
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"Well, hold on--I don't think there's any need for that,"
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"at least not yet."
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"I'm all right with releasing her into your custody."
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"No, you throw her in jail."
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"[laughing awkwardly] He's joking."
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"He'll take her home."
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"Is this how humans feel when they have a child--"
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"angry and resentful for having to care for a tiny thing?"
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"If she were a pet bird,"
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"I would leave the cage door open"
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"and the ceiling fan on."
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"So, Liza, boot camp, huh? Why were you sent there?"
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"- Murder. - Cool."
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"Maybe we should call your mom, have her come pick you up."
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"Good luck-- my mom is in Italy right now,"
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"getting fingered on a Vespa."
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"Good talk."
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"It's a bad--it's a bad talk. That was bad."
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"Why are you acting so weird?"
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"Wait, are you high?"
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"Yes."
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"Yes, he is. Ugh."
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"It's legal in Colorado."
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"Do not bum my stone, man."
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"Go home to your mother."
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"Asta will take you to the airport."
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"That was quick."
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"You usually at least pretend"
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"for a few days before you tell me to leave."
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"I'll make it real easy for you. Have a nice life."
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"Okay, I will."
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"Where is the bacon lady? [door opens, bells jingle]"
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"- You can't just let her leave. - Mm?"
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"She wants to go."
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"She wants her father. We have to help her."
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"An hour ago, you wanted to go to New York"
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"to save the rest of the humans."
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"You are flip-floppy."
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"She happens to be one of those humans."
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"You killed her father,"
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"so we are staying here until we get her safely home."
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"She does not need our help."
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"She's already making friends."
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"Shit."
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"I think we can make that happen, yeah."
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"You ever been on one before? - Oh, yes."
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"Let's do this thing."
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"- Hey, nice bike. - Thanks."
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"I had the same one in high school."
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"She's 16, so get the hell out of here."
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"Faster."
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"[engine turning over]"
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"You're not my mother."
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"I know. She's doing the Vespa thing."
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"Look, I want to help you."
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"Because you're my dad's newest sex toy?"
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"Oh, my God, knock it off. We just work together."
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"Yeah, you're a little too old for him."
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"Look, my mom left me when I was a baby,"
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"so I know a few things about being abandoned."
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"So now I'm your therapist?"
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"- You know what? Eat shit. - [chuckles]"
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"Yeah. Laugh it off."
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"And have a little pity party while you're at it."
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