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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes Outside! (S01E01)

"When will I be getting my money?"
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"What about my money?"
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"- Slavery reparations, Lillian. - Touche."
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"You people have suffered."
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"Is that a real robot?"
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"Do people have robots now?"
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"- What? - Huh?"
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"That's my bedroom."
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"You'll be staying in my office."
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"Ha! I will be very comfortable in here."
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"It's like two Cyndees by a Gretchen."
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"A window. My own window!"
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"And it has this."
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"Where's the rest of your stuff?"
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"Oh, this is it."
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"- You got a secret. - What?"
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"You moved to New York City today with a bag full of cash,"
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"no stuff, and what is clearly a wig."
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"Somebody in here got beans. Spill them."
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"Okay."
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"Well, the truth is, I'm from Indiana..."
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"Oh, okay."
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"That explains why you're so basic."
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"Say no more."
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"So let's get this dirty rent business out of the way."
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"As you know, we owe Lillian two months' back rent,"
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"so that's $950."
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"Plus this upcoming month."
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"And, of course, there's a one-month security deposit."
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"Also, ever since you moved in, this lamp stopped working."
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"So that's another $100."
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"Nice try, Titus."
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"There's no light bulb in there."
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"You got me! You are so very cosmopolitan."
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"So what do you want to do tonight?"
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"Honestly, listen to Diana Ross albums alone"
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"while I do my stretches to alleviate my gas."
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"We should go out to celebrate."
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"I mean, I got a job today."
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"I got an apartment. I met you. I envy you."
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"I've never been able to meet me."
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"Come on, we should go dancing someplace cool,"
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"like Club Bombay from Moesha."
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"Whoo! Things are behind in Indiana."
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"I'll pay for everything."
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"I'm going out I'm going"
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"Hey, do you want to party with us?"
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"Are you into molly?"
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"Am I? She's my favorite American Girl doll."
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"Titus, dancing is about butts now."
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"It is, girl."
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"It's really, really good."
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"Yeah, it's easier to dance."
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"- Yeah. I'm gonna go get us drinks. - Okay."
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"Hello. I do not want to abandon you,"
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"but I've been invited to have Korean food"
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"- with that pretty chorus boy. - Oh!"
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"Yes, go have fun. Oh, hey, Titus?"
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"Does this backpack look babyish?"
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"It is a backpack."
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"- Hey. - You know what?"
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"You're the hottest girl in here."
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"As if. Opposite day."
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"Ugh, alcohol... tastes good. I like it."
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"Your hair smells good."
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"They checked it for lice at the hospital."
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"- I kind of want to kiss you. - Yes."
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"Do it. I'm fine."
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"What the fudge? My backpack."
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"Someone yanked my backpack!"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"Shut up. My money's in there."
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"All right, let's go."
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"But you got to help me find it."
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"It's a purple JanSport."
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"Actually, Buckley, this isn't your worst birthday ever."
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"You worst birthday ever was when you busted my genitals."
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"I'm so sorry. I was up all night. All my money got stolen,"
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"and I haven't had a clock since my Tamagotchi died."
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"Uh-uh, this is strike three."
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"What were strikes one and two?"
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"Has baseball changed?"
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"Hey, walk of shame. Me, too. Just sat down."
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"You're okay. You're okay. You are a person."
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"This is your home now."
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"Look, you have a window."
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"Come on, Kimmy."
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"Come on! You're garbage, Kimmy!"
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"Reconsider, girl. I was sleeping."
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"They stole my backpack."
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"- What? - I can't do this."
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"- Reverend Richard was right. - Wait, who?"
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"Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne,"
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"senior prophet and CFO of Savior Rick's"
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"- Spooky Church of the Scary Apocalypse. - Foo?"
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"I am one of the Indiana Mole Women."
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"From the news. Why didn't you tell me?"
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"Because I just want to be a normal person, and I can't."
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"I don't know anything."
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"I can't tell phones from cameras."
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"Even policemen have tattoos."
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"Pack up your trifles and whatnots."
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"- What? - Get your things and go home."
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"New York City is not for you."
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"You don't understand. Oh, I do understand."
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"- But, Titus... - Girl."
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"My name is not Titus."
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"My name is Ronald Wilkerson."
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"I came here in 1998 on a damn bus"
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"from Chickasaw County, Mississippi."
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"You know who leaves Chickasaw County?"
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"Nobody."
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"Have you ever met a person from Mississippi?"
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"No, but I haven't met anybody."
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"My point is..."
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"This was me then."
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"I was cute, just like you."
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"Showed my teeth when I smiled, just like you."
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"I changed my name to Titus Andromedon,"
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"and I marched myself in to audition for The Lion King."
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