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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Goes Outside! (S01E01)

"You were in The Lion King on Broadway?"
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"Yes, except I was not."
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"I auditioned for The Lion King 20 times in 15 years"
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"until they finally told me,"
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""You are not passing as a straight giraffe.""
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"But you are such a good singer. I heard you."
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"I have not sung in public in three years."
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"You want to know what I do now?"
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"I dress up in that robot costume in Times Square,"
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"and I pass out flyers for an arcade."
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"My boss is 17 years old, I get paid in quarters,"
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"and I'm starting to think"
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"cab drivers are hitting me on purpose."
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"Well, you got out of Mississippi."
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"Escaping is not the same as making it, Kimmy."
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"I'm very scared to ask you this..."
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"Yes, there was weird sex stuff in the bunker."
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"Let me finish."
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"How much money was in your backpack?"
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"$13,000."
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"No, no, no, no"
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"Why?"
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"Wow."
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"Take your rent money back, buy yourself a bus ticket,"
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"and leave this place."
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"But you will be evicted."
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"Don't worry about me."
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"I'm pretty but tough, like a diamond..."
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"or beef jerky in a ball gown. Go."
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"Ugh! Gosh dang it."
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"Ew!"
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"Oh, Secret Santa."
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"Oh, Cyndee."
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"I was talking..."
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"to my good friend God earlier."
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"We were talking about why he allowed his creation"
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"to be destroyed,"
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"the earth of the land and all the fowls of the air"
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"and the sea monkeys of the sea."
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"And do you know what he hath told me?"
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"That we're all dumb and bad"
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"and that's why he let the world be destroyed?"
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"That's exactly right, Sister Gretchen."
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"Reverend Richard?"
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"I was wondering, the whole world was destroyed,"
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"and everything died, right?"
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"Except for all you dum-dums here, yes."
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"Then how come,"
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"when I was cleaning out the air filter earlier,"
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"I found this!"
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"If all the animals are dead, where'd this rat come from?"
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"Ew, ew, ew!"
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"Damn you, Kimmy Schmidt! I will break you!"
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"No, you won't."
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"Titus Andromedon!"
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"Ronald Wilkerson, I know you're in there."
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"What are you doing here, Amelia Bedelia?"
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"I told you to go back to Indiana."
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"I'm not going back."
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"I'm not gonna give up, and neither are you."
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"I'm trying to protect you."
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"Protect me from what?"
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"The worst thing that ever happened to me"
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"happened in my own front yard."
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"Life beats you up, Titus."
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"It doesn't matter if you get tooken by a cult"
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"or you've been rejected over and over again at auditions."
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"Some of which you paid to attend."
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"You can either curl up in a ball and die,"
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"like we thought Cyndee did that time,"
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"or you can stand up and say, "We're different."
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"We're the strong ones, and you can't break us.""
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"We are going to pay the rent, I'm gonna get my job back,"
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"and I'm going to kiss a boy."
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"And you are going to sing at the Grammys"
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"with Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson."
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"Bad examples, but yes."
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"Just sing for these people!"
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"Because that is what you came here to do."
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"It's the circle of life"
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"Singalong-a Hey, la agawaga"
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"And it moves us all"
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"Singalong-a Hey, la macarena"
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"It's the circle"
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"The circle of life"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it It's a miracle"
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"Unbreakable They alive, damn it"
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"But females are strong as hell"
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"Unbreakable They alive, damn it"
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"It's a miracle Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"But females are strong as hell"
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