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Clips from Central Park - Down to the Underwire (S02E02)

"- Helen. - Ah! You're still here."
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"I wanted one more perfume spritz. I only did two coats."
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"Now, quit shitzadawdlin' and walk that shitzadoodle."
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"Mmm, yes. Yes, ma'am. Will-- I w--will do."
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"You never call me ma'am, weirdo."
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"Sure, I do. Now, off you go and take all the time you need."
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"Just walk Shampagne!"
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"[hums] Can't wait to walk Shampagne, whoo."
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"[gasps] There he is. There's my guy. Who's got kisses for Cole?"
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"This is gonna be quick. I gotta get back to the hotel"
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"to, uh, do stuff. Don't worry about it."
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"Quick? Shampagne's more of a slow and steady wins the race kind of pooper."
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"Also, we usually do an hour walk, and it's the most magical hour of my week."
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"Yikes. That's s-- so cool and not sad for you."
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"Let's go. I'm gonna join you guys today to make sure this moves along."
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"You're gonna love it."
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"So, Shampagne, would you rather live on a planet without doughnuts"
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"or live on a doughnut and also be a doughnut?"
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"[sighs] Dear, Lord, how long have we been walking?"
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"- 60 seconds? - Oh, he's gonna poop."
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"- Damn it. - False alarm."
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"Whoa. He's crouching, he's crouching. Damn it."
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"Poop already."
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"Um, we try to keep the poop pressure to a minimum, thank you so much."
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"[groans] Finally! Okay, bye."
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"Aw, come on. But he's only seen four squirrels."
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"Sorry, I have some very important files to look over."
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"Boring stuff. Adult stuff. Gotta go."
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"I turned down other offers for this. Intriguing offers."
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"Sorry, bye."
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"Dad and daughter on the subway."
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"- Gettin' their bra game faces on. - Oh, boy."
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"So, do you know what kind of bra you're looking for?"
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"Yes, simple. Something that's me, but also not me, but could be me."
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"Just a different version of me."
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"Not too girlie, but sort of girlie. Kind of sporty, but not too sporty."
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"'Cause, who are we kidding? And in blue? Maybe?"
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"Then we're gonna find exactly that. Not freaked out at all."
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"- Let's go get my daughter her dream bra. - Dad."
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"Right, right. Sorry. But really, we can do this."
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"How hard can it be to pick out one perfect bra?"
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"[Molly gasps] Are you serious? Are there even this many boobs in the world?"
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"We can do this. We just gotta dive in headfirst. Or chest-first."
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"Never mind. Here we go."
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"- Huh? - What? That? What is that?"
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"A bra? This looks like it could be you."
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"Huh, I guess that sort of looks like me. Wait, no."
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"We're looking for a bra for new Molly. She wouldn't wear that. I don't think."
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"You were supposed to be helping me, Dad."
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"I thought I was, but I don't know what I'm doing."
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"- Neither do I! That's the problem! - So we're on the same page."
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"- Am I putting this back in the rack? - Yes, back in the rack."
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"- But go grab some more. Keep looking. - Yep, yep. I'll keep looking."
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"Okay, I'm going in. If you see a good one for new Molly, toss it over."
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"Good luck. Um, excuse me--"
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"Sorry, I'm helping a woman who's spicing up her marriage."
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"Oh, sure. Of course. I'll be... fine. Got my bra-face on."
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"- [Molly] Dad. - Sorry."
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"[Paige] Okay, everyone's working full speed ahead out there."
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"This paper's on her deathbed, but damn it, she's a fighter."
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"Thank God. What about you?"
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"How's your "Super Easy Subway Workout" article going?"
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"Okay. I don't work out, so I'm winging it a little."
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"Are jumping jacks still a thing? What are you looking at?"
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"[Marvin, Paige] Roberta?"
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"That's Roberta McCullough, the owner of the paper."
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"She never comes to the office."
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"Mostly because the building is a little too small for her helicopter to land on."
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"So, yeah, something is definitely up."
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"Why is she here?"
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"Maybe it's nothing. Maybe she needed to grab something."
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"- [elevator bell dings] - [Paige] Bitsy Brandenham?"
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"If the next person who walks in this office is my mother,"
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"then I've had this nightmare before."
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"[Helen] Okay, moment of truth."
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"Time to find out if my name is in this will."
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"Or if I've been cleaning, scrubbing, waxing, lotioning,"
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"poop-flushing for an old lady for no reason."
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"No. No, no, no, no, no."
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"Okay, okay. The key was in my pocket. When did I go in my pocket?"
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"False alarm. False alarm. False alarm."
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"Oh, no, no, no. I must have dropped the key in the freakin' park!"
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"When Bitsy realizes she doesn't have the key, she'll think I took it."
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"Because I did. Why am I talking to you?"
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"So, I just have to go search the whole park. Oh, crap."
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"All right. I feel like it's going pretty good so far. What do you think?"
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"[Molly] Bad. Very, very bad."
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"Maybe this will change your mind."
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"Take a look at this bra... option. Bra-ption."
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"[grunts] I don't know, Dad. That one has mesh. Is that too meshy?"
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"And this one has flowers on it, but are they the right flowers?"
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"- I don't know, Dad. Do you? - I could... gander a guess."
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"Maybe I'm not ready to wear a bra-bra."
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"I'll just wear a training bra for the rest of my life."
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"[sighs] You know what? We should just go home."
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"What? No. We can't go home."
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"I came here to help you, and I'm going to help you."
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"- [Molly] How? - Like this."
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"Help! My daughter needs a bra. Someone help!"
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"Hi, sir. You look like you need some assistance."
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"Mostly because you're screaming."
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"Sorry, I'll stop screaming now. Totally calm dad over here."
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"- Okay. So, give me the boob brief. - Um, I just want, um, uh--"
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"Something that's her, but also not her, but could be her."
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"Not too girlie, but sort of girlie. Kind of sporty, but not too sporty. In blue."
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"This is gonna be some work,"
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"but I'm pretty sure we have the bra you're looking for."
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"- Wait, really? - Yeah, this isn't my first bra-deo."
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"I gotta take Shamps to the Shakespeare Garden next walk."
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"More like a Midsummer Day's Dream, am I right?"
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"Cole! There you are. I found you. I mean, not found you."
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"It's not like I was looking for you or anything, but here we are."
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"- Wanna pirate? - You bet your booty I wanna-- [gasps]"
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"Wait, hold that thought."
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"Aha, two pairs of fresh, young eyes."
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"They can help me find the key. Okay, Helen. [sighs]"
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"♪ Keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Track it back, backtrack Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Ask the kid what you did Where the dog peed ♪"
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"♪ Just keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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