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Clips from Central Park - Down to the Underwire (S02E02)

"♪ You, wanna help me out? I think I lost a key ♪"
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"- A key? A key. - A key. A key."
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"Aquí, like in Spanish?"
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"♪ No, I dropped it on our walk Which may have been your last ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause if I've lost the key Then Bitsy will replace me ♪"
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"♪ With some super stringent New assistant ♪"
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"♪ Who won't be chill as me ♪"
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"♪ They won't let you walk the shih tzu ♪"
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"♪ So will you help me find the key? ♪"
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"[singing in Spanish]"
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"Shh. ♪ Keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Keep the finder's fee, keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Take the dough There you go, okey dokey ♪"
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"♪ Just keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Keep it low-key, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"[whistles]"
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"♪ Keep it low-key, keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ I know what would make this go A little bit faster ♪"
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"♪ Hi, can you help us out? This lady lost a key ♪"
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"- A key? - A key."
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"- A key. - Aquí, like in Spanish?"
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"♪ Maybe could be on the ground I know we're not allowed ♪"
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"♪ But in emergencies We need your expertise with ♪"
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"♪ A metal detector, don't object or ♪"
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"♪ You will break my heart ♪"
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"♪ You can trust me, Daddy won't see ♪"
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"♪ So will you help us find a key? ♪"
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"[singing in Spanish]"
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"- Um, all right. - Si!"
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"♪ Keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Hear a beep, make a peep Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Take it down to the ground Hokeypokey ♪"
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"♪ Just keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"- Hi, Elwood. - Uh-oh."
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"- Is that-- - No, it's not."
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"- What are you-- - Nothing."
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"Okey dokey."
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"♪ Keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Hear a boop, stop and snoop Keep it low-key ♪"
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"♪ Hear a song, hum along, karaoke ♪"
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"♪ Just keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"[quietly] ♪ Just keep it, keep it low-key Keep it low-key ♪"
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"[Enrique] Aquí."
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"[grunts] Damn you, movies, for making me think this would work."
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"Crap. We need to find out what they're talking about."
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"I think I know what they're talking about, but I'm too afraid to say it."
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"I think Bitsy's trying to buy the paper."
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"Welp, you said it. God, I hope we're wrong."
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"Me too. We have to find out for sure."
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"- Hey, what about that vent? - Good idea."
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"- Lift me, you're stronger. - [Paige] Lift me, I'm lighter."
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"Hang on, I should call Owen. We're gonna be here a while."
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"Hi, are you here? Are you close?"
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"We're in the back by the changing rooms. A nice lady's helping us now."
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"I'm not sure, but she might be a fairy-bra-mother."
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"I'm glad you're here. There's a lot of options."
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"Why are there so many options?"
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"Owen, I need to stay at work a little longer."
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"Okay, okay. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. We'll be fine."
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"Tell Molly I'm so sorry, but I believe in you."
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"- Call me if you need me. - [high] I'll be fine."
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"I don't like it. Not a good idea."
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"Marvin, don't freak out, but there's a spider on your shoulder."
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"[groans, grunts]"
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"- In summary-- - [crashes]"
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"Your paper's broke. I'm rich, and I want to buy it. The end."
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"What? Bitsy's trying to buy Paige's paper? Why, do you ask?"
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"Remember when Paige made Bitsy look like a dum-dum"
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"for hiring a guy who pretended to catch a dead fish?"
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"Maybe I'll buy that stupid newspaper too."
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"Well, today's as good a day as any for a revenge-purchase."
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"Paige and Marvin need to stop that meeting ASAP or they're gonna lose their jobs."
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"What would they do then? Become dentists?"
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"They don't know anything about teeth."
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"So, should we talk about price?"
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"I'm thinking, since your paper stinks, maybe it's not high?"
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"[clears throat] When I was 14,"
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"I had the foot size and toe length of a 40-year-old."
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"Mmm, yes. Feet. Childhood. Very interesting."
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"- Anyway, back to me buying your pa-- - My feet were huge."
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"And to make matters worse, before newspapers,"
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"my first true love was track-and-field."
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"- [phone rings] - Hello?"
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"It's Marvin. The editor in chief of the paper you own."
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"- Can you come into my office? - Why? I'm in a meeting."
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"Why? Uh, because we need to talk..."
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"about work stuff. Important work stuff."
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"We think Doug killed someone."
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"Because Doug killed someone in the office?"
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"No, sorry. Because--"
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"- The building has asbestos? - The building has asbestos."
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"I was aware of both of those things."
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"And I'm in the middle of something big. Goodbye."
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"- What? - Dang it."
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"She's definitely about to sell the paper. I wish we could just smoke her out."
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"- [Marvin] We couldn't. - Could we? A little smoke?"
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"Okay, fine. From a contained fire."
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"The smoke alarm will go off,"
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"their meeting is cut short and no one sells anything to anybody."
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"I'll get a lighter."
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"So here's a stack to just get us started, narrow our options down."
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"But we'll try on every damn bra in this store if we have to."
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"- I love you. - I know. Now get in there."
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"You look nervous, Dad. There's no nerves in bra shopping, just grit and guts."
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"I'm just-- I feel like Paige should be here. She could do this better than me."
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"I don't know who Paige is, and I don't care."
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"- You're the guy for this right now. - I am?"
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"Yes. Don't worry. When you see the right bra for your daughter, you'll know."
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"And you'll only know if you keep looking. Look at me. You are enough."
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"I'm gonna miss you when this is all over."
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"That's what they all say. And they all do. Now go get 'em."
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"I've been wanting to chat with you for some time, Miss Brandenham."
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"How fortunate you called."
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"Now, before anyone sells anything, may I tell you a story?"
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"I feel like I can't say no, so my answer is a reluctant yes."
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"It was the '60s."
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"I was a freshman at the Milton Dalton Wilton Academy for Young Women."
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"I'm familiar with the school."
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"I was accepted, but Mother thought it was too close to home."
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"I was running the 440-yard dash very badly."
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