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Clips from Family Guy - Take My Wife (S13E13)

"at those Game Boy machines! I'm sick of it!"
Family Guy
"In fact, for the rest of the week, no more screens."
Family Guy
"I'm locking those things up. Wait, you what?"
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"Oh, come on, what the hell? Aw..."
Family Guy
"Aw, but what...?! That's right,"
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"I'm gonna show you kids how to have fun the old-fashioned way,"
Family Guy
"like I did when I was a kid."
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"But I can't live without my laptop."
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"How else am I supposed to get my degree"
Family Guy
"from the University of Phoenix?"
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"Credit card information."
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"And submit."
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"And I'm a lawyer."
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"We find the defendant guilty of murder."
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"Sorry."
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"Oh, hey, you guys."
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"Uh, Quagmire, I don't think you can go to dinner"
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"in your swimsuit."
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"And what the hell happened to you?"
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"Oh, Kimmie and I fell asleep on the beach."
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"Yeah, I think you better change."
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"Okay, we'll be down in a minute."
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"Welcome, everyone."
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"I hope you enjoyed your afternoon,"
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"but now it's time to get to work."
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"On the rippin' and the tearin'?"
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"Even better. We're going to work on your relationships."
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"After all, this isn't just a vacation,"
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"it's a couples counseling retreat."
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"Oh, what the hell?!"
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"Sorry, Peter."
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"We had to trick you guys or you wouldn't have come."
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"No. You can't make me."
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"I'll get hit with a coconut so I lose my memory of this."
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"Aah! I remember everything!"
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"I was abused by my dad!"
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"Lois, I can't believe you tricked us"
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"into coming on a couples counseling retreat."
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"I do not like being lied to."
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"Me neither. I mean, wives conspiring"
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"against their husbands. What's next, huh?"
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"Freakin' Cheney back in the White House?"
Family Guy
"Hmm, that didn't link up."
Family Guy
"Trust me, you won't regret this."
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"I'll see you all in the morning for our first session."
Family Guy
"Sheesh, couples counseling?"
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"This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone."
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"Wives, huh? He gets it."
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"Hey there, buckaroos!"
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"Who's ready for some old-timey fun?"
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"I thought we could go down to the old swimmin' hole"
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"and swim in a hole."
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"Ugh. That sounds lame."
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"Who-whose hole is it?"
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"I'm potentially in."
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"Grandpa, can I just have my video games back?"
Family Guy
"I want to play Call of Duty."
Family Guy
"Oh, I've got the original Call of Duty right here."
Family Guy
"It's called jacks."
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"Got one!"
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"Will I get two? Come get in on this."
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"Wait, this-this game is cleaning up toys?"
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"Carter, read the room. They're not into it."
Family Guy
"All right, fair enough."
Family Guy
"I just don't want you kids sitting"
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"around here glued to your screens."
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"So let's get the blood pumping with my Jack LaLanne record."
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"Bend to the left."
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"Bend to the right."
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"Get the big spring."
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"Stretch the big spring."
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"Stop to smoke."
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"Get a big towel."
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"Put it behind your neck."
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"Tuck it in your shirt."
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"Looks like boobs."
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"Put on a wig."
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"Dance with a man."
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"Don't tell your wife."
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"Take it to your grave."
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"Okay, good workout."
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"I got to go call somebody and hang up."
Family Guy
"All right, our first counseling exercise will be"
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"speaking to each other with I feel statements."
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"Lois, please begin."
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"I feel unappreciated,"
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"like you don't want to spend time with me."
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"Okay. I feel a numbness radiating down my left arm."
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"I feel like you should help out more around the house."
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"I feel like salty and sweet."
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"You got white chocolate French fries?"
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"I feel like my cervix hurts."
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"I feel pride."
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"Okay, for our next exercise,"
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"let's play The Oldlywed Game."
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"Relax, it's just a questionnaire."
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"Really?"
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"Whatever, I like likin' things."
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"Peter, when is Lois's birthday?"
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"Uh, let's see, when is Hitler's birthday?"
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"April 20."
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"Wow. Okay, Noel. Yikes."
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"Joe, what is Bonnie's favorite food?"
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"Well, she must like ground glass,"
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"because I keep finding it in my food."
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"Cleveland... Pass."
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"Quagmire, what color are Kimmie's eyes?"
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"Shaved. Sor-sorry, what-what is it?"
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"What's the question?"
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"Okay, last night I did some personality assessments"
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"based on yesterday's session, and what I found"
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"was none of you couples"
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"are compatible with each other at all."
Family Guy
"No, no, no, that's not a good thing."
Family Guy
"But, interestingly, you have high compatibility"
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"with other people in this group."
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"Oh, my God. That is crazy."
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"More mac and cheese. Here, just keep it going."
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"Keep it going... don't be afraid of the burned edges."
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"Just give me the tray."
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