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Clips from Family Guy - Take My Wife (S13E13)

"Wait, so what happened?"
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"Anyway, I'd like to do an exercise."
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"Just for the morning, you'll all be paired"
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"with your more compatible match."
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"And hopefully, you'll bring some lessons back"
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"from that experience into your marriages."
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"Okay, so the new couple pairings"
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"are as follows: Cleveland and Lois..."
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"Oh, cool! My FICO score just went up a hundred points."
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"...Quagmire and Bonnie,"
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"Joe and Donna,"
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"and Peter and Kimmie."
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"Yay! I win couples counseling!"
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"Look at those hairless shins."
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"They're magnificent."
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"Decades of black dress socks"
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"have rendered them smooth and mirror-like."
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"Grandpa, what are we even doing out here?"
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"Looking for shapes in the clouds."
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"That one looks like the Thompson Throat Lozenge girl!"
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"See? She's got the boater on and everything!"
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"I'm bored. Can't we do something else?"
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"Well, back when I was your age,"
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"there was nothing better than knocking on doors"
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"and throwing paper bags full of flour at people."
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"That's a thing? What, flour facin'?"
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"It's the best thing! We used it to keep Italians"
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"from going to the polls."
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"Stay home today, Guido!"
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"Yay! Old-fashioned things are the best!"
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"♪ Every girl wants you ♪"
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"♪ To be her man ♪"
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"♪ But I'll wait, my dear ♪"
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"♪ Till it's my turn ♪"
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"♪ I'm not the kind of girl ♪"
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"♪ Who gives up just like that ♪"
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"♪ Oh, no.. . ♪"
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"♪ The tide is high ♪"
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"♪ But I'm holding on ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna be your ♪"
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"♪ Number one ♪"
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"♪ Number ♪"
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"♪ One ♪"
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"♪ Number ♪"
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"♪ One ♪"
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"♪ Num... ♪"
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"So, this is the second vacation that I've watched"
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"every Jurassic Park."
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"Peter, you're awesome. You're so funny."
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"Hey, Kimmie, I'll pay you a thousand dollars"
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"for one whole handful of your butt."
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"For two handfuls, I'll give you my car."
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"All right, that's enough!"
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"I have had it, Peter!"
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"So, how are the new pairings working out?"
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"Are you all gaining lots of insights?"
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"No! I can see now"
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"that coming here was a huge mistake!"
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"You're hopeless, Peter!"
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"Your feet look old."
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"This retreat is over!"
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"Fire up the boat-- we're going home!"
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"Mrs. Griffin, please,"
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"I urge you to finish the program."
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"No, thank you."
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"I never should've come here."
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"Or at least not with him."
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"Is there anything I can do to change..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"We're taking this island back."
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"Yeah! Kill the whites! Race war!"
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"(grunts"
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"Run! Everybody run!"
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"What the hell is happening?!"
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"Somebody do something!"
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"Look! We got to get the attention of that plane!"
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"You got to help us!"
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"Man, those natives are pissed!"
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"This is like a full-blown revolution!"
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"Do you think me throwing full sodas into the garbage"
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"had anything to do with this?"
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"Quick! Into the jungle!"
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"What are we gonna do?"
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"Wait a minute-- yesterday, near the north beach,"
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"I saw a small landing strip, giggity."
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"It might be our best chance to get off, giggity, the island."
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"Did you really see that, or was it just an excuse"
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"to say giggity?"
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"I don't know, baby-- I'm crazy with the heat."
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"Take your pants off."
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"Oh, my God, this is legit ridic."
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"I got to post this."
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"Josh Radnor's twitter feed is so funny!"
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"That's impossible."
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"Geez, coming here was a bad idea."
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"Like when I brought museum behavior into my home."
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"Excuse me, we do ask that you don't touch anything."
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"I got to say, Carter, you've done a good job."
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"We'd become slaves to our electronics."
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"But you know what we're doing here?"
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"We're reclaiming our lives."
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"You're kind of an egghead, aren't you, Brian?"
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"Vroom! Everyone on this plane is wearing a suit."
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"Say, that reminds me."
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"Everyone, time to dress for dinner."
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"Ooh! I want to light the candles, Pop-Pop!"
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"Oh, boy, I haven't had this much fun"
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"since I played with that Bublé wrap."
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"MICHAEL BUBLE-STYLE SINGER (with ♪ I... just... ♪"
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"♪ Haven't met you yet ♪"
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"Oh, cool!"
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"♪ Your mom thinks of me ♪"
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"♪ When she's doing your dad ♪"
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"What?"
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"♪ Seriously, I drive older woman nuts ♪"
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"♪ I can make your ♪"
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"♪ Mom and aunt kiss... ♪"
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"This is a very skeevy packing product."
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"Oh, my God, this is bad."
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"I know. If we die, what's gonna happen"
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