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Clips from Family Guy - Take My Wife (S13E13)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"♪ Family Guy 13x18 ♪ Take My Wife Original Air Date on May 17, 2015"
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"[ elderman ]"
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"Okay, I call. What do you got?"
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"Boom. Full house, jokers over instruction cards."
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"I do not enjoy playing with you."
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"Everything's so silly."
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"You guys, you'll never guess what."
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"Randy Jackson was just a big sea turtle"
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"in human clothes, we heard."
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"No, we all just booked a vacation together"
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"to a private resort in the Bahamas."
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"Well, that's a lot of my money,"
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"but I used to have sex with you,"
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"so that's the trade-off."
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"Look, it's not as expensive as it sounds."
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"We found a great group rate on a discount Web site."
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"Wow, the Bahamas."
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"I can't wait to get down there and dip my fingers in the water."
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"Yeah, it'll be awesome to nail a hotel masseuse"
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"and then watch Nanny McPhee in the room."
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"So, when do we leave?"
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"Oh. Sorry, Glenn."
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"The deal was for couples only."
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"I... I'm afraid you can't come."
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"All right, fine. Since you'll all be gone,"
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"I'll just walk around my yard naked, pee anywhere I want."
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"I don't care."
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"I think it's great that Peter and Lois"
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"are getting away together."
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"Yeah, I think Dad's actually kind of excited about it."
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"Yes, very. He even bought some sort of language tapes,"
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"although I don't think he's using them properly."
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"I would like to hear the specials."
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"I would like to hear the specials."
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"Where is the Eiffel Tower?"
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"I would rather hear the specials."
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"I'm sorry I'm late."
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"I shoved an employee at Wendy's and they called the cops."
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"You got to warn somebody before you hand him a square burger."
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"Thanks again for watching the kids while we're gone, Daddy."
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"Yeah, but how come Babs couldn't come?"
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"Oh, she wanted to be here, but she got hired to be the stuffy"
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"old woman who slowly comes around to it in a rap video."
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"I'm so glad the times are not changing."
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"♪ You a bitch and a ho and a ho and a bitch ♪"
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"My garden party has been ruined."
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"But I'm beginning to tap my foot."
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"All right, I know most of you haven't traveled with me,"
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"but get ready to see a lot of airport elevators"
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"you didn't know existed."
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"Hey, guys. Say, Lois, I-I know you said this trip"
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"was couples only, but great news."
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"We're now a couple."
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"Oh. Who's this?"
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"This is Kimmie. I met her in a pop-up window"
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"on the Internet. She was in my area."
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"Hi. Peter Griffin, all but separated."
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"Oh, right on."
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"All right, well, I suppose I could look into"
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"adding you two to the reservation."
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"Yeah, you guys should definitely come."
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"Yeah, this is gonna be awesome."
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"Relax, Peter."
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"Geez, I haven't seen you this excited"
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"since you got that letter sent by carrier owl."
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"Oh, my God. Is this my acceptance to Hogwarts?"
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"No, it's a letter asking you"
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"to stop throwing rocks at my nest."
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"You hit one of my kids, and now he can't fly right."
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"Well, fine, then I'll just throw rocks at the hornets."
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"He told me to do it."
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"And thus began the Thousand Year War"
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"between the avians and the insects."
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"It was a brutal war, it was a bitter war."
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"And most importantly, it was a visually spectacular war."
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"Attack!"
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"Charge!"
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"Sorry, I'm being told this would be very expensive"
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"to animate, so instead, here's some stock footage"
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"of an old plane trying to take off."
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"They didn't have enough wings."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Oh, my God, this place is gorgeous."
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"Yeah, I can't wait to puke up a club sandwich in the pool."
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"Hello, couples. My name is Noel,"
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"and welcome to Pleasant Surroundings."
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"Something about black people wearing all-white clothes--"
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"it's very peaceful."
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"We have a special beach barbecue planned for you tonight,"
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"but in the meantime, please enjoy all our amenities."
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"We will. Come on, girls, let's go wear big floppy sun hats"
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"in the pool and then be mad when they get wet."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna hit the pool soon, myself."
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"Got to let the lifeguard know he better keep an eye on me."
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"I'm here a whole week, pal."
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"Hey, Brian, check it out-- HotOrNot.com."
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"- Ten. - One."
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"Ten. One."
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"Five. Five."
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"Hey, I just made black coffee"
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"in an old tin pan. Who wants some?"
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"No one? What's wrong with you people?"
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"Dick Fosbury won an Olympics on this."
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"Well, say, this is pretty neat."
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"I brought you kids an old seed packet I found in my garage."
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"I know what you got your fingers crossed for,"
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"and yes, they're persimmons."
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"All right, that's it."
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"Damn it, I tried two things that all kids love:"
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"coffee and old seed packets."
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"And all any of you can do is stare"
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