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Clips from Veep - Midterms (S02E02)

"It's the fucking midterms."
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"Unbelievable."
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"Okay, everybody, it's official."
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"- We have lost... - We have just lost the House."
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"So put everything on the wagons"
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"and shoot the dogs because we have just lost the fucking House."
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"- What he just said. - Yes!"
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"- What? - What?"
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"I think this is it. I think this is our time to strike."
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"Okay, here's the plan. I'm gonna go pee pee"
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"and then we're gonna neutralize Kent."
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"Very good."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah."
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"Hey, Mike. Give me a hug."
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"Uncle Ben's on his way out."
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"What is that, Ralph Lauren?"
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"For men."
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"Well, that's a good scent."
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"- Congressman. - Hey, Brokeback Egan."
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"Excuse me. Would you get that fucking thing out from under my nose?"
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"I could, uh..."
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"I just want to offer my sincere condolences"
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"on the loss of your gubernatorial race."
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"Screw you and the face you rode in on, Dan."
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"Oh, and on the loss of your committee chairmanship, sir."
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"You know, now that we lost the House..."
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"We just lost the House and you're crowing?"
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"You're actually pleased about this?"
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"Why? Because... well, we lost the House, that's bad, obviously,"
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"but now this gets me off your case and that's okay?"
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"Couldn't have put that better myself, sir."
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"Are you eating my pizza?"
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"No, sir, you... because you said that..."
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"No, I said don't wave it in my face."
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"- I didn't say eat it. - It's still good."
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"- Eat it! Eat it all right now! - I'm sorry."
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"Got here as soon as I could."
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"Just really glad you could fit your father into your busy schedule."
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"She means hi, honey."
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"Uh..."
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"Why is this heart monitor not on?"
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"I'm fine."
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"They don't know if it was a stroke or not, hon."
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"Okay."
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"You said Dad was dying."
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"Well, I'm so sorry to disappoint you, Amy."
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"All the shouting certainly isn't helping anything."
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"Yeah, stop shouting, Sophie."
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"Oh, my God, Amy. You work for the vice president."
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"It's not like it's Google."
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"- Dan. - Yeah?"
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"- My pee pee is done. - Yes, ma'am."
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"- Let's go crack Kent. - Okay, J-dog update."
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"Oh, God. It's fucking Big Bird."
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"Let's go through here."
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"Oh!"
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"- Whoa. - Sorry to disturb."
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"Don't know what you're doing, but I will leave you to it."
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"Hey, Madam Vice President."
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"I see you've found my crib. This is Team Jonah."
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"This is my hot stat three-piece, my data Nirvana."
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"Madam Vice President, it is such an honor to meet you."
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"Oh, thank you so much. I really appreciate all the work you're doing"
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"on this terribly depressing evening."
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"Actually, not terrible for you."
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"Your campaign visits always lead to a bump for the candidate."
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"- What? - You have been a consistent integer."
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"I'm not really sure I remember what an integer is, per se."
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"You're great news. You even aced POTUS."
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"- You're like Neo. - Wow."
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"- What's a Neo? - He's from The Matrix."
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"Everything he does is awesome."
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"The first movie. The sequels sucked."
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"Guys, we agreed to let The Matrix debate lie."
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"Jesus, I can feel my virginity growing back in here."
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"So you're saying that all of these numbers are good for me?"
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"- They're great for you. - That is outstanding."
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"Shh!"
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"Could you collate this for me very quickly?"
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"Signed, sealed, delivered."
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"- Okay, meet me in Kent's office. - Yeah, absolutely."
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"Oh, Kent Davison? He's in the Oval Office with POTUS."
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"- POTUS is awake? - Yeah, last I heard."
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"Okay, I will be in the Oval Office."
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"I will be expecting that material."
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"Thank you very much."
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"So what format do you want this in?"
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"Excel? Pie charts?"
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"Just, like, in English."
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"Is that a racist joke?"
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"Yeah."
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"Come on, come on, come on, come on."
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"Amy, Amy, Amy. Oh, thank God."
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"- What? - Listen, Amy."
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"Something has happened to the vice president."
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"I know your dad is dying and I'm really, really sorry, Amy,"
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"but I think Dana took Selina's lipstick."
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"It's the one thing Selina asked for"
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"and I don't have it and it's ruining her night."
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"Fine, keep your bra on. I'll swing by your place and pick it up."
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"Thank you. Listen, I've got two options I can offer her"
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"as a stopgap and then we can... Okay. Oh, great."
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"Back soon, Daddy. Mwah."
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"Hope your boss at CVS is okay with you taking time off."
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"Always with the last word. That's why you're single. Guys hate that."
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"You have three kids by two different guys."
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"Maybe your last word should have been no."
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"Kent."
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"Where's the president?"
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"Asleep."
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"Well, should you be in here?"
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"People need to think he's in here leading."
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"But he's not."
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"He is, according to the rumor I put out."
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"Well, I'm not in here."
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"But since I am here,"
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"I thought maybe we could agree"
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"that at any joint meetings"
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"that you and I have with the president,"
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"I will be first in and I will be last out."
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