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Clips from The Distinguished Gentleman

"- Same two old men on a park bench... - It's a closed rule!"
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"I can't get my amendments on the floor! I can't get a recorded vote."
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"I can't get squat!"
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"This is not the rules committee. This is the steam room."
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"This is the U.S. Congress. The American people deserve better than this!"
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"You know what your problem is, Eli? You've got "sermonitis.""
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"[Laughing]"
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"Now, why don't you just relax? Have a massage."
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"I've got news for ya, Dick. I'm gonna run against you for speaker."
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"I'm gonna make this whole race boil down..."
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"to whether we want a sleaze like you in the speaker's chair."
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"I'll bet ya $100 you don't get ten votes."
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"[Sighing] I'm gonna be your shadow, Dick."
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"Every member ya strong-arm, every reporter ya background,"
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"every talk show ya go on, I'll be there."
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"Five votes! Nobody likes to hear a sermon."
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"I may not have a rat's ass of a chance to beat you,"
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"but I sure as hell can let the world know..."
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"what you stand for."
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"I went too far with him. I know it."
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"- Now you know him pretty well, don't you? - I wouldn't say I knew him well."
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"Oh, come on, Thomas, you're seein' his niece."
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"- Hell, you've been out to his damn church. - How do you know that?"
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"Because I keep my ear to the ground."
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"Now, Thomas, he'll listen to you."
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"I want you to go make the peace between us."
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"Tell him we'll work something out with his amendments."
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"Not a vote, I won't go that far. But at least he'll get to say his peace from the floor."
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"Just get him off of my back."
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"- Another round? - Yeah, why not?"
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"To the honorable Dick Dodge."
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"Hey."
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"By the time I'm finished with him, he won't be speaker."
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"He'll be lucky if they don't indict him."
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"Eli, people do things that they regret, man. People make mistakes."
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"- Dick's been under a lot of pressure lately. - Come on!"
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"Thomas, you're Dick Dodge's yes-man."
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"I am not a yes-man. When Dick says no, I say no."
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"I know what you're up to. He's scared and this is damage control."
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"Yeah, well, you know what? This town..."
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"It isn't about passin' laws anymore."
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"It isn't about doing good anymore."
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"All it's about... is bein' here."
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"[Loretta] Well, as I live and breathe."
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"- Hey, cuz. - Hey."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. This is Miss Loretta Hicks from my staff."
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"- This is Congressman Hawkins. - Pleasure to meet you."
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"Oh, would you like a drink?"
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"You know, you two look like you could use a designated driver."
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"- Oh, good samaritan. - Praise 'em."
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"[Dispatcher] Number 22, I got a pickup at the Regency,"
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"going to National."
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"You want a girlfriend?"
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"[Dispatcher] Eighteen, Union Station."
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"Shit!"
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"[Indistinct Yelling]"
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"[Indistinct]"
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"Oh, shit."
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"Yeah, I need an ambulance right away."
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"[Telephone Beeping] Hello?"
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"- It's somebody called Thomas Johnson. - Oh."
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"- What's wrong? - I went out with Hawkins."
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"We got in an accident. He's out cold. I'm okay though."
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"- Were you driving? - No, it was Miss Loretta."
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"- The girl from your office? - Yeah. Hey, look, man."
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"I don't like the way this looks for anybody, okay?"
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"You said you wanted to get back in Hawkins' good graces. This is your opportunity."
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"All right. Now you listen to me very carefully."
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"I want you to tell the ambulance to take you to Walter Reed Hospital."
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"It's a privilege they extend to congressmen. They'll keep it quiet."
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"I'll handle the police and you go home. Keep your mouth shut."
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"[Beeping]"
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"- [Ringing] - What? What? What?"
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"Hello? Hello? Mr... . Mr... . Mr. Chairman?"
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"Um, um, um, no, no, no, no, sir."
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"No, no, I'm, I'm, I'm a night owl."
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"Uh-huh, um..."
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"Oh, my God, is, is he all right?"
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"G-Good, good, good. Um, and, and Eli and Loretta?"
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"Uh-huh, uh-huh."
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"Uh-huh."
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"That's brilliant, Mr. Chairman."
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"No, I'll call the morning shows and leak the information. They'll eat it up."
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"At the top of the news, Maryland Congressman Elijah Hawkins..."
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"is in satisfactory condition at Walter Reed Hospital..."
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"after an overnight accident in the district."
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"That's right, Laura. Hawkins reportedly had alcohol in his blood."
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"Also slightly injured was an unidentified woman whom police say..."
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"is linked to a phone-sex operation in Florida."
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"- Shit. - Linda, Congressman Hawkins?"
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"That's Reverend Hawkins, isn't it?"
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"Right you are, Laura. And how this plays into his longstanding campaign..."
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"to reform congressional ethics is now anyone's guess."
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"I'm trying to find Reverend Eli Hawkins."
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"[Nurse] Let me check for you."
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"Yes, he's right around the corner there."
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"Stay away from him. Stay away from me too."
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"- Celia, listen, we were set up. - We were set up?"
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"You were in the car. I didn't hear your name mentioned on the news."
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"- Somethin' stinks here. - It sure does, and guess who it is, Thomas?"
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"You don't give a damn about anything, do you?"
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"To think the other night I actually thought you cared..."
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"- About somebody other than yourself. - You know how I feel about..."
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"Not me! You jerk! Mickey Juba."
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"You caved on the power lines, didn't you?"
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"Don't even answer because I know you did. What'd you get for it?"
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"- Are you gonna let me talk? - Get the hell outta here."
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"Get out!"
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"[Thomas] Hattie! Hattie Rifkin?"
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"- Oh, rifkeleh! - Don't rifkeleh me, you momzer!"
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"- What the hell do you want? - Hattie, I wanna talk to you."
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"I've heard that before, Mr. Name-You-Know."
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"Hattie, I know you got me elected and I forgot your name in the mornin'. I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry, but I really, really, really... I really need you."
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"So talk."
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"Why are we meetin' here, Thomas?"
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"Trouble at the office?"
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"Well, Dodge says he keeps his ear to the ground."
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"But I know that's bullshit. He has an inside man."
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"- Reinhardt? - Yes."
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